V.22 No.44 | 10/31/2013
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ISO Halloween electrofolk, a Cramps/VU/Lou Reed/Ramones-redux Samhain gala, Día de los Muertos karaoke or stoner rock? Four Up has you covered.
V.20 No.37 | 9/15/2011
Flyer on the Wall
John Brophy and his Baby Ketten Karaoke party pull into town.
V.19 No.20 |
Rulz To Live By
As a sometimes observer and never participant of karaoke, I may not be the most qualified person in the world to write hard and steadfast rules for the game. However, after a karaoke outing over the weekend I've got some ideas. They're not quite guidelines, they're a little more firm than that, so lets just throw spelling to the wind and call them rulez:
1. Don't pick a song whose words you don't actually know.
2. Know your audience.
3. Remember, you are not Whitney Houston.
4. Get drunk.
5. Not that drunk.
Got your own rulez? Lemme know. I'm trying to build up the guts to (someday) get up there myself.
Karokelistings.com has a whole database of karoke around Albuquerque and the US (it's good to do out of town where no one knows you). Is it up to date? Probably not...
V.18 No.53 |
Go to the bar.
Home is what you make it
Karaoke + WiFi + Friendly Bartender = Happy Writer
I love that I live in a burg where I can text a bar owner to verify that there's WiFi in the bar before heading over with my lap-tot. (Tiny lap-top) Once I get the verification, I head over to where people are already singing VNV Nation and Wolfsheim mixed in with Lynyrd Skynyrd and Cyndi Lauper. DJs Sparquis and Twig keep the mood fun and though they are dressed in black and singing Ministry and Dead Can Dance, they'll still play that song that gets most everyone to dance in a line. (I'm told it's called the "Cupid Shuffle.")
Albuquerque Rocks, and tonight, Retro's Bar is a good place to be. I'm having a "Vanilla Coke" and working on my book in a booth in front of the stage, with just enough distraction to make it feel like a mini-vacation, even though my word count is going up exponentially.
Let me make a small plea to my fellow New Mexican bar-goers: find your neighborhood bar and go to it. Give your hard working DJs credit where credit is due (these guys are going out of their way to have any song you want to sing, even if it will never be played on local radio outside of KUNM) and spend your money locally. Yeah, I want this bar (and other local Burque spots) to be here in five years, I've got some songs to dedicate on the mic, and they don't rock it like they do here anywhere else that I've found, and I've been looking. It's not perfect, but it feels like home- at least on Tuesday nights. This isn't an ad for Retro's specifically, it's a beacon of light to let you know that your home bar is out there, and I think that it might be around the corner for you: get out there and look.
(Around the corner for me is about a ten minute drive since don't live in the heights. I also frequent the Albuquerque Press Club and love Gecko's on Academy when I'm in a gastropub mood. Your great local spot is out there, go find it! Two cute drunk girls are singing Mariah Carey's "Hero" to you right now, get inspired. Already found it? Post a comment and share the wealth!)
Poema • Lilah Rose • pop, electronic • Del Puckett at Low Spirits
Beginner Square Dance Lessons at Albuquerque Square Dance Center
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