V.25 No.8 | 02/25/2016
The Daily Word in Leap Day, Moisture and Batman in This Economy
By Joshua Lee [ Sun Feb 28 2016 8:45 AM ]
Melting snow could displace all the poisonous metal left behind by the Gold King Mine spill, causing our local rivers to become highly toxic. Spring is in the air!
If you're still alive in 30 years, odds are you'll live for 1000! It's math, so it's gotta be true.
Here's someone who will hopefully be dead in the next 30 years: a volunteer raising money for a severely burned 8-year-old was caught stealing from the coffers.
Wait a minute. Am I in Crazy Funhouse Mirror Land? Did a KKK rally get interrupted by violent counter-protesters? Irony, you're my only friend.
Trump probably didn't get that joke, because he doesn't know anything about the KKK or white supremacists.
Batman busted for pick-pocketing? Holy ruined childhood!
New supermaterial pulls moisture from the air. Inventor sites Star Wars.
The Biopark celebrates Leap Day with free admission for children on Monday. A Leap Day Miracle!
Hold up. It's Leap Day tomorrow? My goodness! Has it already been so long? Here's a list of Leap traditions you've probably never heard of.
V.24 No.26 | 6/25/2015
The Daily Word in the confederate flag, the KKK and the Queen of Española
By Constance Moss [ Fri Jun 19 2015 12:58 PM ]
Texas says no to confederate flags on license plates.
Two men from South Africa became stowaways on a British Airlines flight to London. The adventure didn't go so well.
A cruise ship in upstate New York suffered a collision while 274 passengers and crew members were on board. Only minor injuries were reported.
Adult summer camps are all the rage this season.
Dylann Roof is said to possibly be affiliated with Neo Nazis. Here's the current 411 on the KKK and other US supremacy groups.
243 medical professionals were charged with false billings to the tune of $700 million in a giant Medicare scam.
Thousands of international travelers are S.O.L. after the US government's visa system crashed.
A woman's dismembered body was found in an abandoned home in Niagara Falls three years after a relative's body was discovered in a similar fashion.
The Queen of Española's crown has been stolen and now she may lose the throne.
Triple-digit weather is coming to the metro this weekend. Wear your sunscreen, drink your h2o, and have a Happy Father's Day!
V.23 No.28 |
The Daily Word: All Clickbait Edition
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Jul 16 2014 11:14 AM ]
It's Wednesday, July 16, and all you people want is clickbait? I'll give you some damned clickbait. Clickbait that will SHOCK YOU.
This woman ran from State Police, and you'll never guess what happened next! They shot her. I bet you could have guessed that, actually.
Another woman left her dog in a hot car in T or C, and what this police officer did may give you decidedly mixed feelings.
Activists in Santa Fe are pushing for a new law that will change marijuana possession FOREVER.
Here's the NUMBER ONE reason the CDC is going to try and not contaminate its samples with anthrax anymore.
The Ku Klux Klan has been giving away candy to neighborhood kids, and their parents are upset about it. You'll never guess why!
660 pedophiles got arrested in Britain with this one weird law enforcement trick.
There. Now make with the clicky-click. CLICK IT. JUST CLICK IT.
V.22 No.35 |
The Daily Word in the KKK, French bakers angry at Kanye West, and good news about Ariel Castro
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Sep 4 2013 10:08 AM ]
Creepy, evil kidnapper Ariel Castro hanged himself in his cell last night. I don't have anything to add other than "Good."
The Los Alamos County Clerk has decided not to issue marriage licenses to gay couples. Mainly because she has the wrong forms.
Speaking of gay marriage, listen to how the extremely eloquent Australian Prime Minister explains his "flip-flop" on the issue.
UNM is introducing a new "Sexual Assault Response Team" this semester.
French bakers are upset with Kanye West's unfair demands re: croissants.
And, in news from Bizarro Earth, the Imperial Wizard of the Wyoming KKK met with, and joined, the NAACP last Saturday.
V.21 No.23 |
The Daily Word in depraved penguin sex and Gordon Ramsay self-destruction
By Tom Nayder [ Mon Jun 11 2012 11:16 AM ]
Military suicide rate at highest level in ten years.
Is the Obama administration using leaks to bolster the President's image?
Small town murder rates are climbing.
It's not gonna happen, Jeb Bush.
Fire at the the downtown Hyatt overnight.
How prepared is the military for the eventual alien invasion?
Georgia widow wins $3 million lawsuit after husband dies during three-way.
"We're not racists, we just want to be with white people." said racist KKK member while defending the group's Adopt-A-Highway application.
Self-destruct with Gordon Ramsay.
Dead toddler comes back to life, then doesn't
The most shoplifted items are …
Trees reveal mysterious 1,200 year old radiation burst.
ATTN sinners: Introvale birth control pills recalled.
Depraved penguin sex scandalized uptight polar explorers.
Don't worry Israel, those weird lights in the sky are just the Russians testing their ICBs.
115 years together is enough for these tortoises.
Fiona Apple has a new album.
Pizza Hut getting into the gross sandwich business.
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