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The Daily Word in Bowe Bergdahl, the Brady Bunch and the Pride Parade.

Ann B. Davis died.

Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl was released after five years of Taliban captivity.

Hamburger meat and drama result from the feud over the care of Casey Kasem.

Google will blanket the earth with internet access.

Watch 50 Cent’s amazing pitch.

Is it mostly sunny or partly cloudy?

I’ll see you there!

I like smashed hamburgers.

Shirley MacLaine addressed the graduates of the New Mexico School for the Arts.

Weather Service radar picked up a grasshopper swarm over Albuquerque.

Take UNM’s free, online curandero class.

Here’s a photo essay from this weekend’s Pride Parade in Albuquerque.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

Happy birthday, Stacy Keach.

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The Daily Word in Mick Jagger, the Rubik’s Cube and urine.

AT&T is buying DirecTV.

Mick Jagger is a great-grandfather.

As I always suspected, urine is not sterile.

Brad Pitt tosses a beer to Matthew McConaughey.

Don’t blow smoke up my ass.

I can’t even.

Happy birthday, Rubik’s Cube.

Rest in peace, Jerry Vale.

People were surprised to see an elephant on the beach in Florida.

There is a Route 66 revitalization plan.

Starting in October, Southwest Airlines will no longer have to stop in Albuquerque.

Silver Alerts have been issued for two area senior citizens.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

Suzie, did you make some guy eat a habeñero?

Happy birthday to Andre the Giant.

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The Daily Word in Ukraine, Uganda and, you guessed it, eugenics.

Our army is shrinking.

Fox plans to make a movie about Dennis Rodman’s visit to North Korea.

Will the FDA approve eugenics? Khaaan!

Ukraine’s fugitive ex-president is sought for “mass murder.”

There’s a new anti-gay law in Uganda.

Rest in peace, Maria von Trapp.

Huh?

Discover the secret origin of the Bloody Mary.

Discover the secret origins of dirty words.

Take this good email advice.

Beware Paseo Del Norte.

Don’t throw trash at basketball players.

Happy birthday, James Farentino.

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The Daily Word in Olympic butts, Albuquerque bomb threats and bunker children

Three American soldiers killed by an Afghan pretending to be a cop

The memorial for the Sikh temple victims is happening today.

July: Hottest. Month. Ever.

There was a bomb threat at Pro’s Ranch Market

A new early species of human was discovered

Deceased Beastie Boy Adam Yauch is supernaturally awesome.

Kissing. Butts.

You, too, can learn to speak four languages in a year.

“How does one crip walk?”

Play with Politico’s nifty swing state map

Seven missing athletes from Cameroon probably defected in London. It happens.

“If you could see the earth illuminated when you were in a place as dark as night, it would look to you more splendid than the moon.”

Sometimes you love God so much, you just wanna make your children live in an underground bunker for their entire lives.

Romani people in France continue to get merde-ed upon.

“Walking Dead” deleted zombie horde scene

Anonymous hacked Australia.

The Stranglers’ Hugh Cornwell does a mariachi “Golden Brown.”

Have a gooey, flaming National S’more Day!

V.21 No.9 | 3/1/2012
Eric Williams ericwphoto.com

Feature

She’s Got a Moch

Shit Burqueñas say

The first time I saw actor Lauren Poole become Lynette at a screening of the local film Imagi-Nation, I bristled. But Lynette’s legit. She’s a whole person with varied interests. You’re probably familiar with her “Shit Burqueños (New Mexicans) Say” videos, put up on YouTube by Blackout Theatre Company. See what she had to say in her interview with the Alibi.

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Blackout Theatre Company’s All Sick Burque Speaktionary

Kind of like Merriam-Webster’s with Moch. Example: baeg: noun - a carrying device often used at grocery stores or in a leather variety by women. Example: “You ain’t supposed to use plastic baegs no more. They’re bad for the environment.”

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Culture

Shit Burqueños Say: The Return!

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Using suggestions from people who loved the first video, Blackout Theatre company made a sequel. The original has nearly 300,000 hits on YouTube.

Since I’m from New Mexico all my life, some of these jokes don’t make sense to me. While watching part two, I was thinking to myself, “Mountain? Button? Why’s that in there?” My sister had a similar reaction. She did not understand what was funny about the “Coke” thing in the first one, because that’s what she calls soda pop. Someone had to explain it to her.

It’s great someone’s documenting this stuff. Albuquerque is a special place.

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The Daily Word 10.06.10: Disaster In Hungary, Alien Life In The Clouds, Vampire Fish In The Mekong

Pot raid at Santa Fe montessori school turns up tomatoes.

Shiny new UNM parking structure opens.

APS teachers are facing layoffs.

Tennessee man doesn't pay $75 fire protection fee, firefighters refuse to help stop his house from burning down.

Alert driver saves abducted California girl.

Rube Goldberg marriage proposal machine.

Ecological disaster in Hungary.

J.K. Rowling says she probably won't, but maybe will write three more Harry Potter novels.

Elf-rockers Sigur Rós use their blog to call-out advertisers for ripping off paying homage to their music.

New language discovered in the Himalayas.

Awesome trailer for new Thai action movie Red Eagle.

Graphical guide to your Facebook portrait.

I would like to retain 'fart in your general direction'

British scientists are searching for alien life in Earth's upper atmosphere.

Debtors' prison is making a comeback.

Dracula Fish discovered in South-East Asia.

$38 million dollar diamond goes on sale next month.

Interesting list of unused jokes and story ideas from former Simpsons showrunners.

Happy birthday to Pink Ranger Amy Jo Johnson!

V.18 No.30 | 7/23/2009
Transgender New Mexico Facilitator Janice Devereaux stands in Roosevelt Park, close to where the murders took place.
Eric Williams ericwphoto.com

News Feature

The Politics of Pronouns

News coverage of murders unsettling for some in the transgender community

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