V.23 No.22 | 5/29/2014
The Daily Word in Bowe Bergdahl, the Brady Bunch and the Pride Parade.
Ann B. Davis died.
Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl was released after five years of Taliban captivity.
Hamburger meat and drama result from the feud over the care of Casey Kasem.
Google will blanket the earth with internet access.
Watch 50 Cent’s amazing pitch.
I like smashed hamburgers.
Shirley MacLaine addressed the graduates of the New Mexico School for the Arts.
Weather Service radar picked up a grasshopper swarm over Albuquerque.
Here’s a photo essay from this weekend’s Pride Parade in Albuquerque.
Happy birthday, Stacy Keach.
V.23 No.21 | 5/22/2014
The Daily Word in Mick Jagger, the Rubik’s Cube and urine.
As I always suspected, urine is not sterile.
Brad Pitt tosses a beer to Matthew McConaughey.
Don’t blow smoke up my ass.
Happy birthday, Rubik’s Cube.
Rest in peace, Jerry Vale.
People were surprised to see an elephant on the beach in Florida.
There is a Route 66 revitalization plan.
Starting in October, Southwest Airlines will no longer have to stop in Albuquerque.
Silver Alerts have been issued for two area senior citizens.
Suzie, did you make some guy eat a habeñero?
Happy birthday to Andre the Giant.
V.23 No.8 | 2/20/2014
The Daily Word in Ukraine, Uganda and, you guessed it, eugenics.
Our army is shrinking.
Fox plans to make a movie about Dennis Rodman’s visit to North Korea.
Will the FDA approve eugenics? Khaaan!
Ukraine’s fugitive ex-president is sought for “mass murder.”
There’s a new anti-gay law in Uganda.
Rest in peace, Maria von Trapp.
Discover the secret origin of the Bloody Mary.
Discover the secret origins of dirty words.
Take this good email advice.
Beware Paseo Del Norte.
Happy birthday, James Farentino.
V.21 No.32 |
The Daily Word in Olympic butts, Albuquerque bomb threats and bunker children
Three American soldiers killed by an Afghan pretending to be a cop
The memorial for the Sikh temple victims is happening today.
July: Hottest. Month. Ever.
There was a bomb threat at Pro’s Ranch Market
A new early species of human was discovered
Deceased Beastie Boy Adam Yauch is supernaturally awesome.
You, too, can learn to speak four languages in a year.
Play with Politico’s nifty swing state map
Seven missing athletes from Cameroon probably defected in London. It happens.
“If you could see the earth illuminated when you were in a place as dark as night, it would look to you more splendid than the moon.”
Sometimes you love God so much, you just wanna make your children live in an underground bunker for their entire lives.
Romani people in France continue to get merde-ed upon.
“Walking Dead” deleted zombie horde scene
Anonymous hacked Australia.
The Stranglers’ Hugh Cornwell does a mariachi “Golden Brown.”
Have a gooey, flaming National S’more Day!
V.21 No.9 | 3/1/2012
Eric Williams ericwphoto.com
She’s Got a Moch
Shit Burqueñas say
The first time I saw actor Lauren Poole become Lynette at a screening of the local film Imagi-Nation, I bristled. But Lynette’s legit. She’s a whole person with varied interests. You’re probably familiar with her “Shit Burqueños (New Mexicans) Say” videos, put up on YouTube by Blackout Theatre Company. See what she had to say in her interview with the Alibi.
Blackout Theatre Company’s All Sick Burque Speaktionary
Kind of like Merriam-Webster’s with Moch. Example: baeg: noun - a carrying device often used at grocery stores or in a leather variety by women. Example: “You ain’t supposed to use plastic baegs no more. They’re bad for the environment.”
V.21 No.6 | 2/9/2012
Shit Burqueños Say: The Return!
Since I’m from New Mexico all my life, some of these jokes don’t make sense to me. While watching part two, I was thinking to myself, “Mountain? Button? Why’s that in there?” My sister had a similar reaction. She did not understand what was funny about the “Coke” thing in the first one, because that’s what she calls soda pop. Someone had to explain it to her.
It’s great someone’s documenting this stuff. Albuquerque is a special place.
V.19 No.39 |
The Daily Word 10.06.10: Disaster In Hungary, Alien Life In The Clouds, Vampire Fish In The Mekong
Pot raid at Santa Fe montessori school turns up tomatoes.
APS teachers are facing layoffs.
Tennessee man doesn't pay $75 fire protection fee, firefighters refuse to help stop his house from burning down.
Alert driver saves abducted California girl.
Ecological disaster in Hungary.
J.K. Rowling says she probably won't, but maybe will write three more Harry Potter novels.
Elf-rockers Sigur Rós use their blog to call-out advertisers for
New language discovered in the Himalayas.
Awesome trailer for new Thai action movie Red Eagle.
British scientists are searching for alien life in Earth's upper atmosphere.
Dracula Fish discovered in South-East Asia.
$38 million dollar diamond goes on sale next month.
Interesting list of unused jokes and story ideas from former Simpsons showrunners.
Happy birthday to Pink Ranger Amy Jo Johnson!
Train Conductor • psychedelic • Bone Forest at Blackbird Buvette
Drop-In Holiday Card Craft at East Mountain Library
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