V.22 No.30 |
The Daily Word in Ariel Castro, Roe v. Wade, baby kingfisher
By E.J. Maliskas [ Fri Jul 26 2013 10:19 AM ]
Accused kidnapper Ariel Castro agrees to plea bargain to avoid the possibility of the death penalty.
"As more laws are passed and are challenged in federal courts, the more likely a Supreme Court challenge to Roe v. Wade becomes."
Vehicular homicide inmate mistakenly released from a Farmington jail is back behind bars.
The Lincoln Memorial has been shut down after vandals splashed green paint on it.
The lunar cycle could be messing with our sleep cycles.
Were my dog and I the only ones totally freaked out by last night's lightning storm?
Witty-bitty rare kingfisher hatched at Albuquerque zoo.
V.20 No.16 |
Nice Parking Job, Asshole!
Green Town Car
By Tom Nayder [ Tue Apr 26 2011 1:19 PM ]
Thanks to Danielle for sending me this one. She writes:
Heaven forbid anyone scratches THIS beast.
I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me
V.19 No.14 |
DayBird - April 14th
By Geoffrey Anjou [ Wed Apr 14 2010 12:41 PM ]
1841 - Edgar Allen Poe's "Murders in the Rue Morgue," published. The Orangutan did it.
1846 – The Donner Party departs Springfield, Illinois, for California, on what would become one of the greatest tragedies in the history of westward migration. Go west, young man, Ima eat you.
1865 – U.S. President Abraham Lincoln is shot in Ford’s Theatre. John Wilkes Booth, an actor and Confederate sympathizer first plotted to kidnap the president, but upon later reflection decided, fuck it, let’s go for broke.
That evening, at around 10 p.m., as the play (Our American Cousin), progressed, John Wilkes Booth slipped into Lincoln's private box and shot him in the back of the head with a .44 caliber Derringer. Booth leapt to the stage and shouted "Sic semper tyrannis! (Thus always to tyrants)–the South is avenged!" gawh, actors.
He broke his leg on the way down, but still managed to escape on horseback. The pursuit lasted twelve days; Booth was eventually cornered in a Virginia barn, and shot. Other people were punished.
Never trust three-namers.
1912 – The British passenger liner RMS Titanic hits an iceberg in the North Atlantic at 11:40pm. The ship sinks the following morning with the loss of 1,517 lives. Four days earlier, the Titanic, one of the largest and most fancy-dancy ocean liners ever built, departed Southampton, England, on its maiden voyage across the Atlantic Ocean. Designed by the Irish shipbuilder William Pirrie it spanned 883 feet from stern to bow, and was considered unsinkable. Iceberg smash. At about 2:20 a.m. on the morning of April 15, the massive ship sank into the North Atlantic. It dies a maiden pure.
1977 – Buffy the Vampire Slayer is born.
1986 - We bomb Libya. President Reagan went on national television to discuss the air strikes. "When our citizens are abused or attacked anywhere in the world," he said, "we will respond in self-defense. Today we have done what we had to do. If necessary, we shall do it again."
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