V.22 No.16 |
The Daily Word in more minimum wage increases, horse murders and George R.R. Martin's new movie theater
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Apr 24 2013 10:48 AM ]
Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin just bought the Jean Cocteau theater in Santa Fe. “I’ve always loved movies and I’ve always loved old theaters,” he said, as naked prostitutes writhed around him in a way that didn't really seem to advance the plot.
Despite the opposition of the Obama administration, the wrath of PETA and a voicemail in-box full of death threats, Valley Meat Co. in Roswell is one step closer to slaughtering horses.
It turns out the Elvis impersonator did not, in fact, mail ricin laced letters to the President. Suspicions now fall on his nemesis, the evil martial arts instructor, Master Dutschke. Somehow, this is real.
The Post Office is super mad at Lance Armstrong.
And, as always, when it comes to big news, remember to look for a second source.
NEWSLETTERS Great Alibi stories, events and deals delivered to your inbox each week. No fooling!
Green and White Teas at Fragrant Leaf Tea Boutique
An in-depth overview of the green and white teas of China. Explore the history, different styles, terroirs and crafting techniques. Learn how to use a ceramic covered cup while tasting a wide selection of teas.
Mystery Book Group at Cherry Hills Library
River of Lights at ABQ BioPark Botanic GardenMore Recommended Events ››