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V.22 No.28 |

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The Daily Word in Levi Chavez, Jenny McCarthy and the worst person in North America

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The Levi Chavez trial comes to an end, for better or for worse. (It's probably worse.)

The latest police shooting at least has a certain comedic value.

The Bosque has reopened! Please don't set it on fire.

Noted pretty person, terrible actress and raving anti-vaccination lunatic Jenny McCarthy will join The View. I wonder how many kids she will (indirectly) kill during sweeps week?

Alanis Morisette's song has been rewritten to actually be ironic.

Even though Los Zetas leader Miguel Treviño (official Worst Person in the North America and responsible for some truly evil acts) has been captured, don't expect Mexican cartel violence to stop any time soon.

And finally, today it's ok to marry gay in the UK.

V.21 No.42 |

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The Daily Word in predator drones, old bunnies and predator shoes

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The longest war drones on: An ever-evolving terrorist kill list has been brought to light on the heels of a CIA request to expand its fleet of unmanned aerial weaponry.

Also, new Boeing microwave weapon technology "may change the future of warfare."

An Italian court convicted a group of scientists to six years in prison for not predicting something they're not capable of predicting.

Two survivors of Auschwitz died this week.

Paraplegic man left in the desert on the Navajo Nation dragged himself to safety after three days.

Doubts swirl around the alleged shooting of Mexico's Los Zetas crime cartel founder.

Topless Ukranian feminists may be hatching plans to disrupt the upcoming election in their country.

Retired bunnies.

Some great instrumental hip-hop just arrived.

American formerly held in solitary confinement in Iran visits a California prison.

An entreaty to commit social network suicide.

"The house would be printed in 31 sections using the largest 3D printer currently available, then transported by truck to the site and fitted together."

"Limited Area."

Japanese Juggling Festival excellence.

Do they click when you walk?

V.21 No.40 | 10/4/2012

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The Daily Word in dog cop, Hoffa and Morrisey

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27-year-old Abiquiú writer wins $53,000 on “Jeopardy.”

A KRQE interview with Chris Johnson, co-ower of the Weekly Alibi who also founded The Onion.

Schools around town give Breathalyzer tests to see if students are drunk.

In Vaughn, N.M., the only member of the police force is a dog.

How to casually exit a semitruck smash.

Is the Earth trying to shake us off?

British words creeping into American English.

What’s the deal with gluten?

Samuel L. Jackson curses his way through a children’s story in the name of politics.

Hand gestures can tell you what’s really going on.

Police look for Jimmy Hoffa under a driveway in Detroit.

Romney can’t keep his lines straight on health care.

Mexican navy captures top Los Zetas guy.

Controversial Morrisey stances.

A letter from teenage Morrisey about how the Ramones are rubbish.

Honey Boo Boo nickname generator.

The worst children’s toys ever.