McDonald’s raises its dollar menu prices, and the homeless ain’t happy.
Snooki a member of the Third Reich? Swastikas are found scribbled on a Jersey Shore boardwalk.
The devastating New Zealand earthquake tore open a new fault line on the Earth’s surface.
North Korea creates two video games based off of The Big Lebowski and Men in Black; Kim Jong Il reportedly changes legal name to simply “The Dude.”
New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush to be stripped of his 2005 Heisman Trophy with USC.
The University of Baltimore is offering a Zombies 101 class for those who can’t get enough of our dead-walking flesh-eating breathren.
Tiger Woods gets selected for the U.S. Ryder Cup team, even though he sucks now.
Dublin, Georgia passes an ordinance which will outlaw the wearing of saggy pants.
John Lennon’s killer Mark David Chapman is up for parole again.
More than 25,000 people attended this past weekend’s record-breaking New Mexico Wine Festival.