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V.23 No.21 | 5/22/2014

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The Daily Word in Elliot Rodger, Stairway to Heaven and Kimye’s wedding.

The Daily Word

Mass murderer Elliot Rodger finally found fame.

Please take care of my baby raccoons.

Lawyer claims Spirit’s Randy California wrote “Stairway to Heaven” and I wouldn’t be surprised.

A woman got engaged at sandwich #257.

There’s a new crater on Mars.

The New York Post covered Kimye’s wedding.

Emma Watson graduated from Hogwarts.

A woman was knocked over by a deer.

It’s better than a poke in the eye with a sharp Google Glass.

APD encountered a man with a violent past.

Two area teens were injured in a rollover crash.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

Happy birthday, John Wayne.

We love you, Henny.

Thanks for the links, Susan Petersen.

V.23 No.19 |

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The Daily Word in life on Mars, the wreck of the Santa Maria and Susana Martinez' war chest

The Daily Word

Photos of the WIPP containers responsible for what could be a three year shutdown of the facility.

Governor Martinez has raised 36 times the amount of campaign funds than the next best funded NM gubernatorial candidate.

The Signal Fire near Silver City is still zero percent contained.

A UNM student is a candidate for the first Mars expedition. So is this coulrophobic Nova Scotia woman.

H.R. Giger died.

Rapper explains why he severed his penis.

Did you misplace a coffin filled with weapons?

This Baltimore TV station is reporting on a crazy guy who has apparently barricaded himself inside their TV station.

Casey Kasem is missing.

They found Christopher Columbus' ship.

We may finally find out the true identity of the Zodiac Killer.

V.23 No.4 | 1/23/2014

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The Daily Word in drugs, terror and smog.

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Terrorists promise a surprise for the Sochi Olympics.

Seattle and Denver will face off in the Superbowl.

Welcome to Justin Bieber’s treasure trove of drugs.

Snorting Smarties can lead to nasal maggots.

Scientists ponder the magical appearance of a strange Martian rock.

Ron Jeremy sings “Wrecking Ball.”

Yoko Ono sings “Fireworks.”

Due to smog, sunrise in Beijing is televised.

We may have found the remains of Alfred the Great.

Here’s a list of what the NSA can do.

Meet the Paranormal Intelligence Agency.

A woman crashed into a pole at Grant Middle School.

A man was stabbed at Third and Central.

Happy birthday DeForest Kelly.

V.22 No.3 |

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The Daily Word in legislators, chemists, engineers, men of God and The Hulk

The Daily Word

Another detail about one of the victims in the South Valley Griego shooting.

Will NM lawmakers follow the trend of blaming gun violence on mental illness, or will they really do something to curb America's gun culture?

Here's a great photo taken at yesterday's Martin Luther King Jr. Day parade in Alamogordo.

A chemist at a Massachusetts state lab was caught with her hand in the cookie jar.

Engineers are cold and dead inside.

New film about the Hemingway clan.

This lady volunteered to conceive a Neanderthal through artificial insemination of an artificially created embryo. Really?

ALL 131 reasons David Banner got mad on T.V.'s The Hulk.

Obama referred to Stonewall in his inauguration speech.

Life on Mars, now more than ever.

V.21 No.47 | 11/22/2012

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The Daily Word in Israel, miracle Lobos, Nativity spats

The Daily Word

Israel is prepared to send troops into Gaza, but would still prefer a diplomatic solution.

Alford’s Lobos snag a miracle 70-69 win over George Mason, head to the Pacific Jam tournament final against #23 UConn.

Fight over Nativity displays in California heading to court.

Twinkies will survive!

Some animals were in fact harmed in the making of The Hobbit.

Two APD officers under investigation for sexual misconduct.

Curiosity rover suggests that astronauts might be able to survive on Mars.

Bill Nye and Shia LeBeouf: A glorious combination.

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez appear to be back together.

Nob Hill business owners will meet tonight to duke it out over food trucks.

The juice train.

Apparently the KC Chiefs killed a guy.

Gas prices drop in New Mexico, AAA shows state at below the national average (finally something we WANT to be below average!).

Hubble may have photographed its farthest galaxy yet.

If you are going to counterfeit bills, at least use the right president.

Ah, action figures.

V.21 No.33 |

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The Daily Word in Curiosity video footage, GOP debauchery, sleeping kitties

The Daily Word

The previously Baptist-run Glorieta Conference Center near Santa Fe may be purchased by an organization whose leader is hailed by some as the "Second Coming Christ."

'Top Gun' director Tony Scott dies after jumping from a bridge in San Pedro.

GOP participate in a night of debauchery in Israel.

Video from space shows the final descent of NASA's Mars Science Laboratory Curiosity.

There are appears to be some hope among the public in this year's Lobo football program.

Enthusiastic instructor teaches us how to properly eat a watermelon.

Cats sleeping in silly places.

Facebook stock hits an all-time low.

How to make everything ok.

If you're on probation and feel like breaking into a home, you might want to first take care of that pesky GPS tracking bracelet.

Old statues, new clothes.

Japan's future skyline imagined with 1.8 million legos.

V.21 No.32 |

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The Daily Word in Olympic bodies, X-Files, the future

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Behold! The surface of Mars. Looks strangely … familiar.

Someone robs an elderly woman in the South Valley, so two APD officers help her out with gift cards and cash.

Want to buy an APS barrack? (No. But I'll take a gold bar.)

13-year-old shoots a camera-phone video of her bus driver touching girls, saves the day.

How Olympic bodies have changed over time.

The oldest person competing in the Olympics.

Dumbest Olympic dive.

Mulder and Scully might be dating.

Young Sikh Americans speak out.

U.S. starts to clean up Agent Orange in Vietnam. You know. The birth-defect causing chemical our military dumped there more than 30 years ago.

Christina Hendricks issurprise to the reporter!way smart.

No one can steal Pussy Riot's inner freedom.

A timeline of the future.

V.21 No.32 | 8/9/2012

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The Daily Word in sexual pupils, cartel drones and photos from Mars

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Sikh temple shooter Wade Michael Page used to be the singer for a white power rock group called “End Apathy.”

Two men are charged after robbing a pizzeria and saying it was part of a reality TV show.

Measuring pupil dilation may indicate sexual orientation.

Drug cartels are using drones to spot unpatrolled areas of the border.

A New Mexican Selena Gomez gets banned from Facebook for sharing the same name as the celeb.

A man sets his house on fire after microwaving his socks and underwear.

The NFL is set to use its first female referee in light of the current referee lockout.

A gay marriage opponent accidentally sets a fire outside the General Mills headquarters in Minnesota.

Daniel Day Lewis makes a creepily convincing Abe Lincoln.

Santa Fe unveils two electric vehicle charging stations.

Olive oil helps save a squirrel’s life after being stuck in a manhole cover.

The Curiosity has sent its first full-color photograph from Mars.

James Holmes’ psychiatrist may have warned police weeks before the Aurora shooting.

V.21 No.2 |

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The Daily Word in capsized cruise ship, crashing Mars probe, self-whistleblowing bank robber.

Happy Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day!

The Daily Word

Captain receiving blame for cruise ship capsize off the coast of Italy. Also, an Albuquerque couple was among the survivors.

The Earth's crust in New Mexico is stretching.

Jon Huntsman to drop out of 2012 race and endorse Romney.

First ad from Colbert's super PAC attacking Mitt.

Lobos win first conference game 72-62 at Wyoming.

The 'atrocious' officiating of the NFL playoffs.

A word from Kim Jong Un's best friends from growing up.

May I please have all of these for my birthday?: Astronomy illustrations from 1868-1881.

Russia's Mars probe crashes into the Pacific.

Urban camo.

Bank robber calls 911 on himself.

Why only men like comic books.

Jay-Z bans the "B-word" and gets a nasty response.

Taliban leader reported dead in US drone strike.

Transsexual-averse Girl Scout calls for cookie boycott.

Jimmy Fallon as Tebowie.

V.20 No.47 |

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The Daily Word in Thanksgiving chaos, GOP race and an arrested snowman.

Happy Cyber Monday!

The Daily Word

New Mexico teen accused of kidnapping younger boy.

UNM sports: Soccer team sees end of NCAA tournament. Basketball team beats Boston College to become “consolation champions” (5th place) in the 76 Classic tournament.

So what exactly is the Thanksgiving/Black Friday damage?

NASA launches Mars Science Labratory.

I didn't know this was a thing, but I'm glad that I do now: The 21 best Keanu conspiracy meme images.

Stanford brain study may shed new light on autism.

“Frosty the Snowman” arrested at a Maryland parade.

Newt's got a chance to narrow the GOP field.

Remember that lady who was suspected of pepper-spraying people at Wal-Mart? Apparently she's not talking to LAPD.

Remember that dude that was accused of dressing up as Gumby and robbing a 7-Eleven? He pleaded guilty.

The Oatmeal's take on Thanksgiving as a kid vs. Thanksgiving as an adult.

Pimping your ride on a budget.

V.20 No.44 |

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The Daily Word in election results, in-flight porn and waking up gay

The Daily Word

Election news: Mississippi voters reject the scary Personhood Amendment. While voters in Ohio threw-out the governor's anti-union law and Kentucky's Democratic governor was re-elected.

Letter circulating around Socorro promises mass casualties on Friday.

Herman Cain affiliated PAC calls one of his accusers an ugly bitch.

R.I.P. to the overweight lover Heavy D.

Animal abuse caught on tape at Tingley Beach.

Occupy Denver finally has a leader.

Under pressure, Facebook removes rape-joke pages.

Does job retraining actually work?

Rugby player has a stroke, wakes up gay.

It's the 40th anniversary of Led Zeppelin IV.

Most brutal boxing picture ever.

Thank God for the world's first alcohol-free whiskey, and the world's first beer for dogs.

Local historian in the Russian city of Nizhny Novgorod fills his house with mummified female corpses.

Irish airline Ryanair to add in-flight porn for passengers.

The eight cheapest houses in America.

Live 1989 Nirvana set unearthed.

Brett Ratner resigns as Academy Awards producer after interview on Howard Stern.

The Fresh Prince pranks a Christian talk show.

I wish space junk, was as sexy as it sounds.

Mars rover Opportunity discovers a discovers the Holy Grail of its mission.

YES! Jean-Claude Van Damme and Chuck Norris join the cast of The Expendables 2.

Happy Birthday Ed Wynn!!!

Thanks for the links E!

V.19 No.37 |

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The Daily Word 09.22.10: Ninja Attack, Donkey Kong, Your Neighbor Is A Terrorist

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The Senate fails to repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

President Obama's top economic advisor is quitting.

Someone from a Georgia Republican Senator's office posted some homophobic comments on a gay rights blog.

The world's oldest man is 114.

The best headline I've ever read: Axe-Wielding Ninja Robs Jewelry Store

Is New Mexico's recession over yet?

Denver Broncos rookie Kenny McKinley kills himself.

Governor Richardson is selling his junk.

Did you miss the big fight behind the bleachers? Watch it on Youtube.

Four-year-old finds a used condom in a hotel room, now has herpes.

Megachurch Bishop ironically accused of coercing young men into sex.

Twelve-year-old killed by train because his iPod was too loud.

(HOORAY?) The newest Vatican scandal doesn't involve pedophiles.

Steve Wiebe reclaims the world record Donkey Kong high score.

Egyptian newspaper photoshop fail.

Lil Wayne's classy new album has a classy song called Gonorrhea.

By the time hipsters bring designer milk to Albuquerque, it will be out of style.

My neighbor may be an asshole with a dog that never stops barking, but that doesn't make him a terrorist.

Fossil treasure trove discovered in California.

The Mars rover finds a meteorite.

Newspaper in Minnesota publishes a racist joke.

What do you think of Burger King's new breakfast items?

Someone cracked the DRM that protects Blueray, HDMI and HD transmission video. What does that mean for your pirate friends?

It's National Bourbon Heritage Month. Are we drunk yet?

Happy birthday Michael Faraday!!!

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