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V.25 No.21 | 05/26/2016

The Daily Word in Worshipping Art, Synthetic Food and Memes

The Daily Word

New Mexican't? New Mexican.

Meow Wolf is so blasé—what we need is a temple worshipping art.

Like I needed another reason to love The Weeknd.

Georgia O'Keeffe didn't just paint “flowers.”

A virtual reality film shows what it's like to be an abortion patient.

What if your food breathed and moved while you ate it? And it wasn't an animal?

What really separates Kristen Stewart and Woody Allen in Hollywood? (Hint: If you're going to read this article, it's probably because of Woody Allen)

Memelicious.

V.25 No.18 | 05/05/2016
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Event Horizon

What's New Pussycat?

Saturday, May 14: Feline Fiesta Cat Show

Purebred cats and kittens compete for Best of Show. On-site adoptions and shopping are also part of the fun. Proceeds benefit feline rescue groups.
V.25 No.13 | 03/31/2016

The Daily Word in Kim Kardashian's Feminism, how the World is losing water and (fake) cheap housing in Albuquerque

The Daily Word

One third of the world has had a drastic decrease in water in the last 20 years. Why?

How are women pushing the boundaries of disruptive innovation?

A wedding dress in a pickle jar is one thing amongst many that you’ll find at the Museum of Broken Relationships.

Want a 2,300 square foot home in the Huning Highland District for only $800? Sorry, you can’t. Some people thought they could, though.

How Nationalism contributes to the oppression of women is astounding.

The subtlety that Kim Kardashian uses to push feminist boundaries and values is incredible.

The trial for the murder of Islan Nettles has finally begun.

While it’s often difficult to keep up with the lies and bizarre remarks that Professor Quirrell-Drumpf makes, some people fact checked his town hall speech and found 71 fibs. That’s basically one per minute.

And finally, the evolution of this beautiful meme.

V.25 No.6 | 02/11/2016

Suh Dood

So if you know me then you know I'm super into memes and stupid shit. I've been keeping an eye on this dumb vine/vine theme called suh dude and it's completely awful, which I looooove!
When I first watched this, it reminded me of all the bro accents I hear when I go snowboarding and cackling ensued. The best way I can describe bro accents is they're thick with privilege. So here's my lil compilation of my favorite suh dude sub-memes!

First, the original.

Suh wee babby.

Heeeeere's Suh Dude!

V.21 No.48 |

news

The Daily Word in Lindsey Graham, methadone at MDC, The Farm, and the unicorn's lair

The Daily Word

The Metropolitan Detention Center is planning to end their methadone treatment program.

The Albuquerque Journal bought the Rio Rancho Observer.

What is the Journal publisher thinking?

The higher admission fees for the Rio Grande Zoo take effect on Sunday.

Comprehensive coverage of the Chinese "aircraft carrier style" meme.

The Chinese government finally got the owner of a house in the middle of the road to move out so they could demolish it.

A utility pole materialized in the middle of a road in Quebec.

"When I Say Jesus, You Say Die," Foggy Mountain Blasphemy" and other bargain bin record finds.

So you want to grow a mustache.

Why was Christian Slater's vote rejected in Florida?

Learn about Argentina's infamous "Death Flights" during the 1970's and 80's.

Stephen Gaskin's commune The Farm is still around.

The Farm founder Stephen Gaskin's wife, Ina May Gaskin, wrote the book on American midwifery.

The North Koreans have discovered the remains of a unicorn and it's lair.

Today is World AIDS Day.

Girls dressed as modern conveniences.

Lindsey Graham reminds us that the Guantanamo prisoners don't want to steal our cars.

There is a vampire in Zarozje,
Serbia.

On this day in 1986 the beautiful Musee d'Orsay opened in Paris.


V.21 No.5 | 2/2/2012

Funny

“Breading” is the New “Planking”

Yup. Breading is the new planking. That is all.

V.20 No.49 |

news

The Daily Word in sword dancing, polar bears and Twitter

The Daily Word

Virginia Tech shooter yesterday killed a police officer and then himself, according to police.

Man says he was stabbed 24 times after giving two kids a ride home.

The woman who authorities say left her dogs without food or water for months will not face felony charges.

World's oldest dog dies at 26.

The new Twitter.

APD costs the city—and taxpayers—$7 million in settlements.

Thai court sentences an American to more than two years in jail for insulting the king.

Missing FBI agent's family releases a hostage video.

Female immigrants are the nation's entrepreneurs, according to a study.

Gingrich is using his campaign to get more rich.

Is Pulp Fiction as good in chronological order?

What is Jian Sword Dancing?

Polar bear cannibalism. No kidding.

"Millionaire surtax" not such a big deal to millionaires.

Appeals court unlikely to overturn a ruling against the gay-marriage-banning Prop. 8.

V.20 No.33 | 8/18/2011
Double formal plank

Nerd News

A Planking Companion Piece

Plank that horno!

Several Alibi staff members continued their planking adventures during a friend’s wedding. This formal plank (see the Planktionary in this week’s issue) adventure led to lots of good shots and no plunks. We even recruited some servers from the buffet.

V.19 No.52 |

The Daily Word 1.1.11

Hair of the dog edition

The Daily Word

Hair of the dog. With voicebox bagpipes.

Somebody put something in my drink.

Another Tupolov TU-154 passenger jet crashed, er... exploded before take-off. Pop group Na Na were there.

Think the world is going to end in 2012? WRONG! Try May 21st 2011.

Relive the past ten years of time-wasting by wasting more time on these top ten memes of the decade.

Close to zero degrees in ABQ last night. There are no interesting links for thawing frozen water pipes so watch some stupid snowmobile viddies. Might want to turn the sound down and play Sound of Music instead.

Speaking of The Sound of Music, eldest Von Trapp daughter Agathe Von Trapp died. She didn't really have a telegram-delivering Nazi boyfriend.

Iran's first satirical news show -actually made in D.C.- Parazit is broadcast by Voice of America. Journalism or propaganda?

Iraq may ban guns. Wait-wait, make that toy guns.

Dolphins beach themselves because... well, because they're deaf.

Gee, didn't see this coming: Organ donation as condition of parole is probably illegal.

On new years day in 1788, Quakers in Pennsylvania emancipated their slaves. That's 19 years before the British abolished the slave trade and 75 years before the emancipation proclamation.


V.18 No.44 | 10/29/2009
“Yes, this is real life. Stay in your seat.”

Happy Hallow-Meme

I’m usually a pirate. As much as I love Halloween, I always forget to put any sort of forethought into 1) coming up with a costume and 2) buying the stuff necessary to pull of a costume. But I’ve got an ‘80s blousey shirt thing, striped chef pants, a bandana and boots at the ready in my closet. Voila! Pirate ad infinitum.

I know I’m not alone, because I keep seeing the same default-pirates lingering around the punch bowl year after year. It doesn’t have to be that way. Should Halloweetards like us choose to seek help, there’s the Hallow-meme Costume Builder.

21 costume “recipes” show you how to ape of-the-moment cultural items like Balloon Boy (childish clothing + Jiffy Pop container + saucer balloon from Party City) or Kanye West/Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs (shutter sunglasses + black collard shirt + bald head kit + toy microphone; blonde wig + meaningless award + red carpet dress), plus billions-hit YouTube staples like the wailing grape-stomping anchor lady (yellow polo shirt + khaki shorts + purple bucket + plastic grapes) or David After the Dentist (seatbelt + Florida Gators T-shirt + tooth blackener). Oolong the Pancake Bunny? Three Wolf Moon group costumes? All our fantasy friends are here. Should you need them.

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