It’s Slaybor Day.
ELO’s Mike Edwards was killed by a giant bale of hay. What a terrible thing to lose.
There were six earthquakes in Oklahoma.
There was a Guatemalan mudslide.
A horrible girl threw puppies in the river (like in Blood Meridian!)
Craigslist has censored their adult ads.
There’s some kind of weird Joaquin Phoenix movie.
Jerry Lewis wants to hit Lindsay Lohan. And then he woud spank her… And then… And then…
A time-travelling hipster was caught in this 1905 photo.
Here’s a hipster dinosaur coloring book.
A woman ate 181 chicken wings.
Another severed foot was found in Vancouver.
See the new Sasquatch footage from Oregon.
Sad Albuquerque drunk endangers child.
A violent rapist remains at large in the Q.
An Albuquerque Goodwill store got some explosives and weed.
Happy birthday, Rhett Miller.