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V.19 No.16 | 4/22/2010

Ten Things

Five Interesting Things About Me

1) If you stare at me for 10 seconds a message pops up on the lower left: “Next - an all new episode of Monk.”

2) I can understand animal language. This morning I heard a bird say he was so hungry he could eat a green peach.

3) I went to the dentist and asked him if he could make my teeth “go around.” Neither one of us knew what that meant.

4) I took a bunch of drugs and went to a rave that was just three hours of flashing red and blue lights with siren noises.

5) I stand by the off-ramp with a cardboard sign reading, “Drink my blood-urine $5.”

Today's Events

3rd Annual Fright Night at New Mexico Museum of Natural History and Science

Featuring planetarium shows, live music by Soul Kitchen, a cash bar, night sky viewing from the observatory, cocktails and more.

The 4th Annual Rocky Horror Anniversary Show at Guild Cinema

Kissy Sell Out • electronic at Stereo Bar

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