The Daily Word in space menses, Vietnamese brides and the moon of Makemake
Ever pondered space menses?
Hillary Clinton is setting up offices in ABQ.
A local high school baseball team is cheering up a sick teen for her birthday.
This article will bridge the gap in your knowledge of bridges.
There is a massive and awful market in China for Vietnamese brides.
A moon has been discovered that orbits the dwarf planet Makemake.
For all those adults who don't have a squad, here's how to get one.
Curious about demonology?
Don't feel bad, plankton get drunk too.
This is the most polluted city.
What's Up? The Moon.
Monday, Dec 21: Lunar Monday
Mars One finalist Zachary Gallegos talks life and death on an angry red planet
Come Together Right Now
The Daily Word in Star Wars, Richard Sherman and Combat Gum
Who won at the 2014 Grammy Awards?
Finally. Combat Gum.
China’s Jade Rabbit crapped out.
Should major cities ban cars?
Richard Sherman is smart.
The French make bad coffee, claim coffee snobs.
The new Star Wars script is done.
What happens if you try to fly weed out of Colorado?
George gave me a credit card knife. It’s cool.
An El Paso woman died skiing at Ski Apache.
Happy birthday Patton Oswalt.
The Daily Word in moon poop, the world's top brand and the "Breaking Bad" finale
A partial government shutdown sounds serious, no? So, USA Today has answered some important questions as to what that entails.
A business jet crashed into a Santa Monica Airport hangar on Sunday leaving no survivors. Officials aren't quite sure how many people were onboard.
What kind of world is this when computers beat out soda pop for top brand?
Excuse me, Mr. Whac-A-Mole, I think your warehouse is on fire.
It's no secret that astronauts have left behind some sort of memento to commemorate their time on the moon, but who knew it'd be something so personal?
Are you one of those people that never eats food past its expiration date? Here are a few tips to gauge whether you're throwing away perfectly good food.
Santa Fe's Heavenly Boutique is back open after the FBI raided it last week and found 7,300 mg of Oxycodone, a prescription pain medicine.
Anthony Bourdain likes New Mexico's green chile best!
Ruled by Sun and Moon
¡Viva la Science!
The Daily Word in politics, human to animal contact and TALKING IN ALL CAPS
Again with the debt ceiling.
Kim Jong-il's two-day funeral begins.
Yes, Congress really is as bad as you think.
Rick Santorum promises to pack up and go home if he comes in last in Iowa.
Democrat Ben Nelson is retiring from the Senate.
No New Mexico float in the Rose Parade this year.
Surprise! Newt Girgrich's divorce papers contradict his claims about the split.
Questions are being asked about Jerry Sandusky's wife.
Mayor Berry reviews the first half of his term.
Vladimir Putin is too cool for vote rigging.
Two killed in a shootout at a Church's Chicken in Chicago.
Tweeting the phrase human to animal contact will attract the attention of the Department of Homeland Security.
A $25 computer about to begin production.
The great exploding churro lawsuit has been settled.
Toys R Us sued over loose wagon wheel.
ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS is exactly as awesome as the name implies.
The 50 most entered BitTorrent phrases of 2011 are…
Adorable anti-gender marketing rant from a 4-year-old.
2011s best animal videos.
When will the Co-op get a man aisle?
SETI to search the moon for alien footprints.
The Grand Canyon Burger sounds awesome!
Save cash and avoid airport impulse buys.
The true weight of the internet is somewhere between a grain of salt and a strawberry.
Former Saturday Night Live writer dead of apparent suicide.
Sweet old computer magazine covers from the 70s/80s.
The Daily Word in Ron Paul winning and Gary Johnson the Libertarian
North Korea's Kim Jong Un may share power with his uncle.
Gary Johnson to leave the Republican party and run for president as a Libertarian.
Veteran calls Newt Gingrich a "Fucking Asshole" at an Iowa grocery store campaign stop.
Fire damages a Heights stripmall.
Canada may have found a vaccine to prevent AIDS.
People are starting to freak out about Ron Paul winning.
A man thought to be a John Wayne Gacy victim found alive and well in Oregon.
US Chamber of Commerce was hacked.
Wendy's is about to overtake Burger King to become the second-largest fast food chain in terms of sales.
Surgeon removes a pen from a woman's stomach 25 years after she swallowed it.
Bored? Lonely? Unemployable? The Emergency Hall and Oates Line is here to help with whatever is ailing you.
Six steps to achieve your 2012 resolutions.
Bill Murray didn't care for the script to Ghostbusters 3.
Top 10 creepiest Santa Clauses.
The unexplained mysteries of 2011.
The most expensive apartment in Manhattan sold for $88 million to a 22-year-old.
How to Make It in America, Hung and Bored to Death all cancelled by HBO.
Moon related stuff for you to do this weekend.
It’s the Supermoon, so you should try and go either look at the moon or not look at the moon, which will likely amount to the same thing. The moon will be blasting through your eyelids and scouring every square inch of earth with its moonlighty glow. Enjoy the show, sinners.