On Monday, "Fearless Felix" will jump out of a balloon over New Mexico, and try to fall faster than the speed of sound.

Pre-debate fact checking …

… and what will be left out.

Amorous APD officer pulls teen girl over, gets her number and starts texting.

Are you qualified to be a U.S. citizen?

Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer calls for "righteous anger" over border agent's death.

Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin has a "dystopian nightmare vision."

L.A City Council banned medical marijuana dispensaries, then didn't.

Arrest of "Innocence of Muslims" douchebag raises questions about free speech.

Mexicans heart Morrissey por vida, and vice versa.

"Tommy never seems to complain, although sometimes he bites Mrs. Bullis."

Heavy metal idolatry in India is often preceded by an engineering degree.

Gadget flashback.

Neo-Nico's deadpan drones.

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Santa Fe 12-year-old charged with DWI.

What’s cuter: A cat/bunny or a mariachi trio serenading a Beluga whale?

It’s plague season: the fifth case of Hantavirus has been reported in N.M.

After nickel-and-diming the debt ceiling, lawmakers ran out to summer recess before resolving an FAA shutdown that’s costing taxpayers $1 billion a month.

Morrissey / The Smiths will become comic book heroes. Also, Marvel unveils biracial Spider-Man.

The U.S. is finally joining the developed world by moving birth control under health insurance coverage—but there are some catches and a whole lot of misinformation.

A new font designed to help dyslexics read.

The FDA still hasn’t defined when foods can be labeled “gluten free.”

If your house was on fire, would you take this stuff with you?

Ousted Egyptian leader Hosni Mubarak stands trail.

Pro-bike mayor of Vilnius, Lithuania says “Nice parking job, asshole!” to a Mercedes ... with a tank.

Steer clear of ground turkey for a while.

Haiti braces for tropical storm Emily, more devastation.

Everyone stop what you’re doing: Miley Cyrus got a “gay marriage” tattoo.

Also, Amy Winehouse was secretly engaged.

Republicans gave away the debt ceiling fight.

The House fails to pass the Bulb Act.

Americans are having fewer children.

The Westboro Baptist Church chickens out of protesting Betty Ford's funeral.

Bronze letters stolen from buildings in Belen.

Recall elections begin in Wisconsin.

OUTRAGE after Michelle Obama eats a hamburger.

Ron Paul is retiring from Congress to focus on losing his presidential election.

Why the dollar store is a ripoff.

Bring your protractors to Pittsburgh.

The National League wins the All-Star Game.

Some dog hates Morrissey almost as much as I do.

L.A. is preparing for Carmageddon.

I've been a Netflix member since 2000, and in that time they've never raised my rates, but what the hell Netflix?

Greatest headline ever.

RIP Sherwood Schwartz.

Best ever cover of They Might Be Giants' Istanbul (Not Constantinople).

The last know surviving dinosaur was the triceratops.

What is a derecho?

Front row on world's steepest roller coaster.

Five million 4chan posts visualized.

Richard Simmons discovers planking, but when will he master flanking?

Happy Birthday Bob Crane!!!

Arizona fire nears an electrical grid and may reach it tomorrow. Thousands in New Mexico could lose power.

The smoke is bad for your pets.

Lady found her engagement diamond—which she lost in 1997.

Belgian festival to ban meat (including its specialty horse sausages) on the day Morrissey will perform.

Who wouldn't want to play with deer guts?

Why Rep. Weiner is probably terrified of Hillary Clinton.

Earth is full-up.

Primus still sux.

Europe also not a fan of Facebook's facial recognition software.

Repairman rigged computers so they would take pictures of their female owners.

Gentler video games.

Mayor-Elect Berry talks about transition.

Warrant for your arrest? The fuzz is looking for you.

Ghost towns—including those in New Mexico—attract folks in search of the wild west.

Uranium mining planned on sacred New Mexico mountain.

How to install Windows 7.

Businesses urged to plan for swine flu, which was declared national emergency.

Things in Somalia are messed up again.

Banker convention sparks protest in Chicago.

Madoff investor Picower found dead in a pool.

Morrissey collapsed on stage ... because he was soooo saaaad.

Director Paul Haggis publicly leaves Scientology because they were for the ban on gay marriage in California.

Violet cocktails make a comeback.

Weather: Temps drop into the mid '50s this week, snow possible.

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