V.23 No.49 | 12/4/2014
The Daily Word in burgers, Bond, beer and Brandenburg.
By Carl Petersen & Constance Moss [ Mon Dec 8 2014 12:31 PM ]
There was a gigantic fire in downtown Los Angeles.
Experts say a trend toward special orders threatens the delicate balance of speed and profitablity in the burger universe.
Happy deathday, John Lennon.
There is no shortage of red crabs.
Study up on the latest booze trend: American single malt whiskey.
The world’s largest truffle sold for $61k at auction.
Chlorine gas brought tragedy to the Midwest FurFest.
Has the mystery of the Tjipeter rubber blocks been solved?
James Bond probes the Doily Danger Zone.
The Lizard Squad knocked the PlayStation network offline for hours just to be mean.
As a beer city, Albuquerque ranks high.
Accusers think Kari Brandenburg inappropriately tried to protect her son from criminal charges.
A little girl died in a crash on Coors this morning.
Happy birthday, David Carradine.
V.23 No.14 | 4/3/2014
Odds & Ends
By Devin D. O’Leary
From Germany to Mississippi, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.20 No.43 |
The Daily Word in ghost sex, impending asteroid doom and Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Nov 2 2011 10:11 AM ]
Pakistan votes to normalize relations with India.
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg says the banks didn't cause the financial crisis.
Hermain Cain doesn't seem to know that China has nuclear weapons.
Hooray! New Mexico is number one for overdose deaths. Oh wait …
Rick Perry wasn't drunk when he gave that drunk-sounding speech.
Kenyan Air Force uses Twitter to warn civilians their town is about to be bombed.
My sales manager really wants you to know about this Justin Bieber news.
Four members of a Georgia militia are accused of a terror plot.
Are ghosts having sex in this Ohio woman's house?
Prostate cancer found in 2,250 year-old-mummy
There's no escaping these new speed cameras.
An asteroid will pass between the Earth and the Moon next week.
So Metallica and Lou Reed released an album together. Sigh.
What is America's most acceptable prejudice?
The case for cheap wine.
When will little Adolf Hitler be returned to his parents?
Anne Rice says the vampires from Twilight are lame.
Thanks to Emily, Constance and John for the tips!
V.19 No.43 |
Alibi Flickr Photo of the Day
By Tom Nayder [ Mon Nov 1 2010 10:55 AM ]
Mummy Costume Done!!
V.19 No.42 |
The Daily Word 10.22.10: Oh where, oh where did my launch codes go, the chickens have been gassed, spinning death clouds descend upon us.
By John Bear [ Fri Oct 22 2010 12:59 AM ]
Whirling death clouds (tornadoes) spotted in south east New Mexico.
Woman drove around with mummy in car for months.
Guy wanted for beating up grandmother, stealing her television.
Exploding pen lands teen in jail.
Two chicken producers switch to gassing the birds rather than just slitting their throats. How nice.
The moon has usable water.
Virginia didn't have text book that says black people fought for the Confederacy reviewed by any experts.
Mel Gibson won't be in The Hangover 2.
Virtual border fence sucks. Hardy har.
Ex-General says nuclear launch card went missing for months.
Love Bomb Go-Go Marching Band at Historic El Rey Theater
Rapid Strike Flight Simulator at National Museum of Nuclear Science and History
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