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V.24 No.24 | 06/11/2015


The Daily Word in a Bernalillo County Commission meeting today about Santolina and some crayon talk

RIP Blaze Starr

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jun 16 2015 12:24 PM ]
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Cloudcroft destroyed a 16 foot piñata last weekend.

The Bernalillo County Commission is meeting to discuss the Santolina development today at 1pm.

The Colorado Supreme Court says yes, you can be fired for being a pothead. Or a medical marijuana user.

Donald Trump is running for president. Also, "Jeb!"

Never mind the bollocks, here's your high-APR Sex Pistols-themed Virgin credit card.

White black woman Rachel Dolezal debate moves into the peach and brown crayons arena.

American men and women are fatter than they were in the 60's.

Burlesque dancer Blaze Starr died.

The Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup. Here are some weird Stanley Cup stories.

V.24 No.25 | 6/18/2015


The Daily Word in shark attacks, festival mishaps and space porn

By Constance Moss [ Mon Jun 15 2015 11:52 AM ]
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In the capital of Georgia, flooding killed a dozen people and freed zoo animals to run wild in the streets.

Two teens lost limbs in separate shark attacks on a North Carolina beach over the weekend.

Eating this Thai delicacy could give you liver cancer.

Here are some pointers for eating seafood.

You can finally have a conversation with your sex doll.

A man successfully got someone pregnant after a penis transplant.

Rachel Dolezal has resigned from her position at the NAACP. This could free her up to focus on her artwork.

You can be fired for being a stoner in Colorado even though it's legal.

The Belgian Privacy Commission is suing Facebook.

In local news, a Heights Summerfest attendee was struck by an drone.

The singer of Smash Mouth flipped out on a bread-throwing audience member in Fort Collins and threatened to "beat the fuck" out of him.

Porn in space is imminent.


The Daily Word in dehydration, pubic hair and a powerfully ugly sweater

By Constance Moss [ Fri Jun 12 2015 11:16 AM ]
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A popular Chinese actress is being sued over her intense stare.

Local car-dealing celebrity Bob Turner has died at the age of 83. No bull.

Check out these sexy photos of female scientists.

Spain's vague, new gag law is upsetting artists and musicians.

Wrestling superstar Dusty Rhodes has died at 69.

Most children and teens are mildly dehydrated.

The President of the Spokane NAACP is being accused of pretending to be black by her parents.

One ugly sweater has really harshed J Crew's mellow.

Men share their thoughts on women's pubic hair.

The world's oldest billionaire, David Rockefeller, turns 100 today!

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The Daily Word in the KKK, French bakers angry at Kanye West, and good news about Ariel Castro

By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Sep 4 2013 10:08 AM ]
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Creepy, evil kidnapper Ariel Castro hanged himself in his cell last night. I don't have anything to add other than "Good."

The Los Alamos County Clerk has decided not to issue marriage licenses to gay couples. Mainly because she has the wrong forms.

Speaking of gay marriage, listen to how the extremely eloquent Australian Prime Minister explains his "flip-flop" on the issue.

UNM is introducing a new "Sexual Assault Response Team" this semester.

French bakers are upset with Kanye West's unfair demands re: croissants.

And, in news from Bizarro Earth, the Imperial Wizard of the Wyoming KKK met with, and joined, the NAACP last Saturday.

V.20 No.50 |


The Daily Word in the end of the Iraq War, the NAACP and the Golden Globes

By Marisa Demarco [ Thu Dec 15 2011 11:17 AM ]
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The Iraq War is over, and the remaining troops are coming home.

Feds issue a scathing report of Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio, saying his treatment of Hispanics constitutes extensive civil rights violations.

Man sentenced to 10 years for distributing oxymorphone pills at a party. A 15-year-old died.

Top five places your car will get stolen in Albuquerque.

The Army made a sandwich that's good for two years.

Golden Globe nominees.

CEOs in America enjoyed a pay hike between 27 percent and 40 percent last year.

African-American legislator called the governor a Mexican.

Nob Hill merchants are banding together for a sales day today after that apocalyptic windstorm besieged the Shop and Stroll.

The NAACP is suing the city.

Girl forced to eat jalapeños on nacho day at a Rio Rancho elementary.

Michael Jackson's daughter on that mask her dad made her wear.

The AG's looking to throw the book at Jerome Block Jr.

Chomsky encourages occupiers to keep going through neighborhood-based political organizing.

The most boring celebs of 2011.

V.20 No.50 | 12/15/2011


The NAACP is suing the city

By Marisa Demarco [ Wed Dec 14 2011 2:00 PM ]

Yesterday, the local chapter of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People filed a discrimination lawsuit in District Court against the city of Albuquerque. It accuses the city of treating African-American employees differently on the basis of race.

The lawsuit charges that the city does not promote African-American workers, pays them less and asks extra work of them without compensation. They are also subject to harassment and intimidation, according to the lawsuit.

The city demands that African-American employees “perform menial and demeaning tasks,” states the lawsuit, and requires them “to adhere to unwritten policies and procedures” that don’t apply to other city workers. “This conduct is continuing and is pervasive,” according to the suit.

In June, the NAACP filed a discrimination complaint with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, a national agency that ensures federal discrimination laws are enforced. In September, the commission told Albuquerque’s NAACP that it was within its rights to take the issue to court.

The African-American employees of the city will be represented as a class by the Law Office of Brad Hall. The suit says they’ve suffered “loss of income and benefits, damage to their reputation, severe emotional distress, [and] disruption of their career,” among other things.

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