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V.25 No.23 | 06/09/2016

The Daily Word in Church, Nachos and Head Grenades

The Daily Word

Bernie is "stirred by his emotions?" I would never have guessed. Take a look at these handwriting analyses of the candidates.

NASA is funding research into hitching rides on asteroids as a form of space travel.

A ten-year-old boy had a brilliant idea: blue corn chips for the nachos at the Brewers' concession stands. That way,the nachos match the team colors! "Tyler's Nachos" will be on sale today at Miller Park in Milwaukee.

What was thought to be a lost underwater city has been discovered to be ancient bacterial concretions.

In case you were worried: A study has shown that multiple parallel lines at the checkout lane is faster than the traditional single line preferred by movie and concert ticket booths.

Colombian doctors successfully removed a live grenade from a soldier's head. Another soldier accidentally fired a grenade launcher and embedded one of the explosive devices in his comrade's skull. The operation was done in the parking lot in case it exploded.

Join the Church of the Universe, because weed.

V.25 No.18 | 05/05/2016

News

The Daily Word in snake wine, wolf poaching and a feast for 5,000

The Daily Word

So, uh, stuff has happened in the past on this day.

Make sure to read the fine print in your most recent PNM bill.

Take a look at APD's new use of force policy.

Awwwoooo! Do you have a wolfie heart?

In NY, a feast for 5,000 people was made out of food that would have been thrown away.

New studies show that government culling of wolves increases poaching.

Is Earth really the only habitable planet?

Move over dudes. The salamanders don't need you anymore.

Rare seal pups need the ice that is melting.

Pro tip: Don't drink or make wine with tiger bones in it.

V.25 No.16 | 04/21/2016

News

The Daily Word in space menses, Vietnamese brides and the moon of Makemake

The Daily Word

Ever pondered space menses?

Hillary Clinton is setting up offices in ABQ.

A local high school baseball team is cheering up a sick teen for her birthday.

This article will bridge the gap in your knowledge of bridges.

There is a massive and awful market in China for Vietnamese brides.

A moon has been discovered that orbits the dwarf planet Makemake.

For all those adults who don't have a squad, here's how to get one.

Curious about demonology?

Don't feel bad, plankton get drunk too.

This is the most polluted city.

V.25 No.11 | 03/17/2016

News

The Daily Word in terrorism, stolen UFOs and expensive ships

The Daily Word

A Seattle man has climbed an 80-foot tree and won't come down.

The Navy's new destroyer costs $4.4 billion.

Astronauts may find Easter eggs in newest supply shipment to the International Space Station.

Is there any logic to suicide bombings?

Las Cruces police officer gets nine years for sexual assault; City settles for $3 million.

A UFO has been stolen from a Roswell museum.

A five-year-old girl saved her mother from drowning.

The search for the Brussels attack suspects is on.

ISIS understands propaganda and how to use the media to its advantage.

Still trying to think up a decent April Fools prank?

V.25 No.6 | 02/11/2016

The Daily Word in Racism, Periods and Linguistics

The Daily Word

Morgan Stanley has to pay 3.2 billion for their involvement to the mortgage crisis.

“We’re all Africans,” says the rich white lady speaking to other rich white people.

The casual and cool NASA Administrator Charles Bolden talks about Mars and how he had to plead to get into the naval academy.

This one goes out to all my word-nerds.

No, Uber and Lyft are totally legal now!

Justice may exist in the US, starting with Ferguson.

Because bleeding out the hoohah is SUPER luxurious.

The City of Cleveland just told Tamir Rice’s family that they have to pay for the emergency medical services he required after being shot because why stop their trauma after killing their child?!

V.25 No.2 | 01/14/2016
Xandert/ Morguefile

Literature

Poetic Saturdays

Emo Haiku

Hide your heart behind your swoopy bangs.
V.25 No.3 | 1/21/2016

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The Daily Word in banning Trump, Flint’s State of Emergency and Star Wars Undercover Boss

The Daily Word

Obama declares a State of Emergency for Flint, Michigan because of the contaminated water supply.

Parliament is currently debating whether or not to ban Trump from entering the UK.

A children’s book is pulled from Scholastic after negative feedback about the depiction of slavery.

A city of Albuquerque program is helping students prepare for their future careers.

The wealthiest 62 people in the world have as much money as the bottom 3.5 billion people combined. That’s insane.

The first flowering plant bloomed in space over the weekend.

Kylo Ren goes undercover.

V.24 No.51 | 12/17/2015

The Daily Word in Uteruses, Christmas, and Bad Drivers

The Daily Word

Time to quit your job and become an astronaut!

Want to help fight Islamophobia?

Uterus transplants may be a thing by 2121.

Santa’s replacement is coming to town.

Tis the season! Here’s a gift list for everyone you hate.

Rep. Mia McLeod wants to show how stupid anti-woman laws are.

A mistrial was declared for the first officer to be trialed in the Freddie Gray case.

Remember that guy who jacked up the price for life-saving meds overnight this September? Well, this thing just happened to him (HA).

Are you a typical shitty driver in Albuquerque? Probably. This teen is calling you out.

V.24 No.48 | 11/26/2015

The Daily Word in genetic doping, No Child Left Behind revision, and soda

The Daily Word

You can pay to make your baby better, but is it worth the possible decline of humanity?

NM lawmakers considering research into the benefits of hemp.

A decline in the fossil fuel industry that they really should've seen coming.

The U S of A no longer leads in the soda-chugging contest of life.

The No Child Left Behind Act is finally getting rewritten in New Mexico.

Launch to decide which private space company will be hired by NASA.

Elf on the shelf in all his debauchery. (NSFW)

V.24 No.46 | 11/12/2015

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The Daily Word in Aux Dog is vandalized, aliens in L.A. and death threats

The Daily Word

Aux Dog Theatre was vandalized on Halloween. They are taking donations to cover fix-up costs.

Edible Arrangements did a little more than deliver some fruit, they also threw in a death threat, customer claims.

Breastfeeding in public is OK, says city Councilwoman Diane Gibson.

University of Missouri System prez calls it quits, because racism.

Stop the (coffee) presses: Starbucks launches war on Christmas, Evangelical groups claim.

Aliens, I mean “missile test launch” spotted over L.A. Saturday night.

Walk the Moon team up with AT&T to make a deaf accessible music video, and it's the coolest thing you'll ever see.

Watch this man's sweet tribute to a colleague that passed, with a bagpipe rendition of “Amazing Grace.” Oh, and he's playing it in space.

V.24 No.44 | 10/29/2015

The Daily Word on gentrification, New Horizons, and Dan Webster

The Daily Word

A compilation of the many articles written about local fallen APD officer Dan Webster.

The widow of Robin Williams reveals new information about his pre-mortem state.

A free place to live and get paid to play video games is coming to ABQ, to the excitement of many.

NASA's deep space probe New Horizons has passed Pluto and is steering toward our future.

Rub gentrification into the faces of the impoverished.

Donald Trump's new book is, as expected, full of fluff and stuff.

Tarantino faces the backlash from his newest movie with an honest expression of feelings.

A new app puts modern medicine at new doctors fingertips.

V.24 No.43 | 10/22/2015

The Daily Word in Lego, Sexism, and the possible Alien mega-structure

The Daily Word

Another police brutality case, but this time there's actual consequences.

Learn about the feud between a Chinese artist and Lego.

Pintrest made it look so easy.

A Republican House Speaker is nominated.

Science takes a step away from sexism.

Two NASA astronauts start their first spacewalk today.

There may be new movies with the quality of Jem and the Holograms. Yay.

Scientists getting closer to learning the truth behind the possible Alien mega-structure.

V.24 No.28 | 7/9/2015

news

The Daily Word in George

The Daily Word

Pros & Cons of CGI.

A reflection of our time.

CRY FOR ME!

NASA the hedgehog.

Computerman ( or the Expected Ignorance of Virture )

Hedy Lamarr’s Great Escape.

Master Penman.

The power of Venus.

Secrets of the US dollar.

George.

V.24 No.35 | 8/27/2015

news

The Daily Word in super lice, impending global doom and Kenny Rogers

The Daily Word

Teenagers from North and South Korea competed in an international soccer tournament in Pyongyang, despite the threat of war between the two nations.

A woman on the New York City subway scratched and bit another female passenger for trying to sit next to her.

Mutant super lice are wreaking havoc on scalps in Western New York and have been reported in 25 states.

In a band? Here are five band photo clichés to avoid.

According to NASA, rumors of impeding global doom are greatly exaggerated.

July was planet earth's hottest month on record ever.

We have the best food trail in the nation: The Green Chile Cheeseburger Trail.

Charges against the New Mexico man who threw a banana peel at Dave Chappelle have been dropped.

Kenny Rogers turns 77 today!

Thanks to John Hankinson for the link!

V.24 No.24 | 6/11/2015

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The Daily Word in tiny frogs, fossil fuels and Mickey Rourke’s new face

The Daily Word

Some very tiny frogs were discovered.

The fossil fuel industry's new campaign to mislead the public may be bordering on racketeering.

Facebook won't leave this Taos man alone, prompting him to sue the company.

ISIS has cut off the water supply to loyalist Iraqi towns.

Check out Mickey Rourke's newest face.

Ice Cube and Dr. Dre are also under attack in Suge Knight’s murder trial.

A shifting gravitational field is causing Pluto's moons to wobble chaotically.

Stephen Hawking is open to assisted suicide.

Ever wondered where the various " Keep Calm" slogans originated from?

Sexpert Dr. Ruth Westheimer turns 87 today!

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