NASA is starting a moon garden.
The Denver Post has appointed a pot editor.
Think up a really good nuclear launch code.
Remember these G.I. Joe PSA parodies?
Dad colored in his kids’ drawings.
This exploding sperm whale is pretty much what I felt like last night.
Does your house have a creepy door?
A nearby skate park bothers Rob Zombie.
Enjoy this seemingly endless menagerie of aging rock stars.
Here’s the scary version of a Miley Cyrus song.
A local man gave a very unhappy Thanksgiving to two dogs.
There were also some very unhappy Thanksgiving car crashes.
Happy birthday Kim Delaney.
New Mexico Supreme Court to decide on gay marriage once and for all today. So finally we can all stop arguing about it.
Those guys in Roswell who want to kill horses for food are in court, arguing for their right to kill horses for food.
An Australian billionaire is not only building an exact replica of the Titanic, he's also filming a new Titanic movie that will be "a lot better" than the one with Leo and Kate. He then screamed "Nothing can stop me now! I'm invincible!" and cackled insanely for 20 minutes.
It doesn't matter how good your dog is. Don't give them jerky treats. Sorry pup.
A school shooting was thwarted by empathy and compassion.
An Albuquerque man is a sensation on Breaking Bad. Because of his epic mustache.
It's super lame that "blue moons" are in no way blue.
Has a young girl just been rescued from a psychotic creep who killed her family? What a great time to demand a paternity test!
What do you have to do to get banned from every farm in the UK? Fuck a goat? Oh.
NASA is selling off the huge crawlers it used to transport space shuttles to the Cape Canaveral launch platform. They'll probably go to a company in the private space industry, but if you act quickly you might be able to snag one. Shoot them an offer at public-
And finally, SEO + Google = crappy information.
Man arrested in Albuquerque with crime-
A Zumba instructor who pleaded guilty to using her studio as a front for prostitution is going to jail.
Tres Lagunas fire near Pecos has burned about 500 acres and prompted a slew of evacuations.
Forget regular exercise, it's all about Prancercise now.
Homeless man accused of throwing pieces of concrete at a hotel, claims that he was trying to escape from zombies.
Does this grainy sonar image show a piece of Amelia Earhart's plane?
British police arrested two men on board a Pakistan International Airlines plane that was diverted to an airport near London.
Bernalillo corrections officer said he was fired over medical marijuana use.
Finally what I've been looking for: The NASA shuttle launch pad is up for lease.
As if cockroaches weren't disgusting enough, now they glow in the dark.
Cibola High School teacher was arrested yesterday on charges of criminal sexual contact of a minor.
What a nice day at the park, too bad that flasher had to come ruin in.
Scientists may finally know why we itch.
Prosecutor may seek death penalty for Cleveland kidnap suspect Ariel Castro for forcing the women he imprisoned to suffer miscarriages.
The ISS has sprung a leak.
Two brothers in Santa Fe convicted in real estate scam.
Woman working in a downtown Albuquerque hotel fights off naked attacker.
Dennis Rodman says he's planning a second trip to North Korea to try to use his budding friendship with Kim Jong-Un to free a jailed American.
Police in Florida get a little help from a local gator in catching a fleeing man.
Chick-fil-A bows out of homophobe politics.
Students protest racist anti-abortion propaganda at UNM.
At 11:30 a.m., Endeavour will fly over White Sands.
The Mars rover got some snaps of an eclipse.
OK, so why isn't New Mexico big in solar?
Oh, that Jon Stewart: Chaos on Bullshit Mountain
Beyoncé is a good role model for the Obama daughters, says the president.
Maybe we should elect Canada as POTUS.
How will LGBT youth fare in a new Tunisia?
iPhone 5 lines are forming around the country.
It's OK if you don't want kids. In 2008, you could just drop them off in Nebraska.
A woman screaming "I'm Jack Sparrow" hijacks a passenger ferry and crashes it into other boats.
Amanda Palmer got more than $1 million through Kickstarter to make an album. People are wondering what the hell she's spending it on.
Work backward out of a creative rut.
What's next in body mods?
I think they should make a movie about this new insect species discovered via Flickr.
The 1904 Olympic marathon was super, super weird.
Man sues secutiry company after he was accused of tagging and then pepper-sprayed in Santa Fe.
How to dump alcohol in mass quantities.
At least 250 dead after Iran is hit with two earthquakes.
This super drunk guy survived being crushed in a recycling truck compactor twice.
Two female co-workers at a meat processing plant got into a giant fight. Their weapons of choice? Dried meat of course.
These zombie Disney princesses are, in my opinion, a little over-the-top.
I too thought the Olympic closing ceremony was a bit weird.
More wintery closings and delays take effect in the East Mountains and Rio Rancho.
North Korea is working on an intercontinental ballistic missile capable of hitting the U.S.
The job market’s not so abysmal in Florida if you want to be an alligator hunter.
The religious far-right will just love this; the FDA considers making the morning-after pill available at supermarkets.
Homeland security gets 13 new snow cone machines.
Not surprisingly, the Chevrolet Volt is another GM piece of fire-causing crap.
Two recently discovered black holes are the largest ever found, each 10 billion times the mass of the sun.
Meanwhile, an earth-like planet is discovered by NASA spacecraft.
Alcoholic popsicles hit store shelves in Arizona with flavors including cosmopolitan and margarita.
Thanks to Lynn for some of today’s links.
So what exactly is the Thanksgiving/Black Friday damage?
NASA launches Mars Science Labratory.
I didn't know this was a thing, but I'm glad that I do now: The 21 best Keanu conspiracy meme images.
Stanford brain study may shed new light on autism.
“Frosty the Snowman” arrested at a Maryland parade.
Newt's got a chance to narrow the GOP field.
Remember that lady who was suspected of pepper-spraying people at Wal-Mart? Apparently she's not talking to LAPD.
Remember that dude that was accused of dressing up as Gumby and robbing a 7-Eleven? He pleaded guilty.
The Oatmeal's take on Thanksgiving as a kid vs. Thanksgiving as an adult.
Pimping your ride on a budget.
Global stock market drops alongside the value of the euro as debt fears rise.
Oh goodie, police bust pimps and prostitutes at the New Mexico State Fair.
Dutch woman charged with stalking after calling her ex-boyfriend 65,000 times.
Redflex is paying big bucks for campaign to sway Albuquerque voters on red light camera initiative.
NASA launches newest moon research mission.
Longshore union worker assaults local news crew with his dirty mouth.
Shirley the smoking orangutan quits cold turkey.
I want one of these magic chairs for Christmas.
Who is Pablo Fanques, Tom?
Rhinos may soon become the newest agents of chemical warfare.
6 industries that are clearly catering to supervillains.
Vote for the best animated T.V. theme.
"Alcohol doesn't make you behave badly, it just stops you from caring...."
Two major Beijing newspapers suddenly have a new "publisher:" the Propaganda Bureau.
There is no safer place to invest your money than print media, according to... The Onion.
Ten enduring myths about the U.S. space program.
New Mexico State Police cop caught copulating on car in front of canine has been fired.
Update on the New Mexico based Lone Ranger film shoot that is on hold.
Excellent Washington Post article about the recent exponential growth of JSOC, the United States' "secret army."
Berlusconi calls Italy "Shitaly." OK, he only said "shitty," but that's his cross to bear.
On this day in 1967 Sweden switched from driving on the left to driving on the right.