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V.21 No.51 |

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Holiday greetings

Boring and bizarre

Christmas is best tackled with a sense of humor. Otherwise it's a great occasion for a nervous breakdown or a stroke. I hope everyone will heed William Shatner's holiday advice. This Mennonite has a boring Christmas message (with hypnotic music) about saving the world without spending too much on postage. Here are the Christmas greeting cards you wish you'd received, and the family photos you're happy are not yours.

Rest assured your office Christmas party went better than the Bluth's party. Listen to some Neil Hamburger (w/ Canned Hamm) jokes! Enjoy the full Christmas With the Chipmunks album from 1961, or just forget the whole thing with FEAR.

V.20 No.16 |

NEWS

The Daily Word 4.24.11: Deepwater anniversary; Don Cherry Jacket-Watch; McDonald's beat-down update; barking is free speech

The Daily Word

The guy who engineered the Compact Disc died. Now if we could find the guy who invented jewel cases, everything would be right with the world.

Ancient Santa Fe.

You know you want to buy Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Unregistered Christians in China get arrested.

Graffiti bunnies.

Listen to Johnny Dollar, radio serial. All 196 episodes!

Hockey Night in Canada's Don Cherry. JACKET-WATCH. This is probably the best link in this blog.

McDonald's beat-down victim speaks out. With South Baltimore accent. Possible hate crime.

Partial guest list for the Royal Wedding. Impressive sounding names.

Man arrested for barking at police dog now arguing it was free speech.

Bradley Manning is being shipped to Fort Leavenworth. Manning hasn't been tried yet, but Obama says "he broke the law."


Explosive-proof underwear.

Presidential hopeful Donald Trump doesn't vote.

The Deepwater Horizon oil rig sank in the Gulf of Mexico one year ago.

Tasteless Neil Hamburger God jokes.

Traffic stops/searches based on police detecting an odour of marijuana declared unconstitutional by Massachusetts Supreme Court.

Man shot in head by potato gun. Early in the morning, in the woods.

READ THIS: Alfred Kahn's bureaucratese memo.

Awesomely bizarre "facial flex" infomercial.

Goofy Hank Crawford version of Paycheck's "Take This Job and Shove it."