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The Daily Word in poo tattoo, suspension for Suh, Germany inseminating you
Norwegian mass murderer Anders Behring Breivik gets no jail time after being declared insane.
Researchers find two pits next to Stonehenge that may have been used in ancient ceremonies.
The NFL suspends DT Ndamukong Suh for two games without pay after stomping a player’s arm.
First Yellow No. 5 waged war against your sperm count, now laptop wi-fi?
Get revenge on your unfaithful partner by tattooing a steaming pile of poo on their back.
Restaurants will now be able to certify the seafood you’re eating using DNA technology.
There could be a 7 percent internet sales tax for New Mexicans on purchases made online.
The German Family Minister wants to improve the country’s birthrate by offering artificial insemination to childless couples.
If you accidentally donate your entire life’s savings to Goodwill, at least you have good karma coming.
Researchers in the Netherlands are studying why going somewhere feels longer than coming back.
The Daily Word with Expensive Profanity, Explosive Alarm Clocks, Egyptian Virginity Tests
Muammar “I wear my sunglasses at night” Gaddafi may be open to a truce.
U.S. defense firm Lockheed Martin becomes the latest victim in cyber attacks.
You could be fined in Australia for using profanity in public.
Alarm clocks containing explosives blow up at IKEA stores in Belgium, France and The Netherlands.
The Illinois House approves a bill that will bring a casino to Chicagoland.
Detained female protesters in Egypt were subjected to “virginity tests.”
In this creepy video, a Mexican teacher sings to her students while a gun fight goes on outside.
A woman is arrested after wheeling a trash can filled with human body parts through a neighborhood.
Apparently, it’s an unspeakable offense to play golf on Memorial Day.
A woman in Bangladesh takes a would-be rapist’s penis to police as evidence.
They’ve enlisted the help of elephants during the clean up efforts in Joplin, Mo.
Hackers hit PBS’ web site and post a fake Tupac story.
No, not snakes on a plane, but snakes on a train.
You know your organization is the laughingstock of all scary radical religious groups when it’s counterprotested by the Ku Klux Klan.
Now you can save face by sending your lover an STD e-card to let them know they’re infected!
Ohio State football coach Jim Tressel resigns under numerous allegations of NCAA rule violations.