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V.25 No.52 | 12/29/2016
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Year in Review: News

A World of News, 2016 Style

An intense and eventful year

A global view of some of the top stories that made the news and changed our world.
V.25 No.50 | 12/15/2016

The Daily Word in Planned Parenthood, Berlin and Local Crime

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What's the deal with virginity?

President Obama continues to save the day.

We could easily be looking at a Sander's presidency, but because of old Democrats, we just can't have nice things.

Here's everything known currently about the Berlin attack.

Texas is making moves to prevent Medicaid funds from going to Planned Parenthood.

Should parents be held accountable for their children's crimes?

More details are coming to light after a decapitated body was found behind a Walmart earlier this week.

V.25 No.46 | 11/17/2016

The Daily Word in Space Junk, Presents and Kristen Wiig

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We're made of what stars are made of... meaning space trash (I knew it).

Treat yourself to something healthy this holiday season.

Step one choosing a Secretary of Education: Pick someone who has virtually no experience in public education.

Getting your own island may be easier than you thought!

The newest apartment complex in Nob Hill caught on fire overnight.

Kristen Wiig is literally a goddess.

V.25 No.41 | 10/13/2016

Event Horizon

Straight Outta Carlsbad

Sunday, Oct 23: A Special Evening with Linda Wertheimer

The legendary broadcast journalist and New Mexico native discusses her unique insights on today's top news stories. A panel discussion featuring KUNM's news staff follows Wertheimer's presentation.

The Daily Word in Free Local Food, T-Mobile and Pop Up Weed Gardens

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Most people have stolen something, but have you ever considered stealing Venetian blinds? One man did and almost succeeded.

Is your doctor just pretending they know what they're talking about? Like really, are they even a doctor?

During a demonstration against the US, police got brutal with protesters by beating them with batons and running them over in a van.

What if Donald Trump controlled the NSA?

There's a group in Albuquerque handing out fresh food for free.

T-Mobile was punished by the FCC for being huge liars.

The Philadelphia Museum will host a pop-up weed (as in marijuana) garden on Thursday.

V.25 No.39 | 09/29/2016

The Daily Word in the VP Debate, Marionberries and Grumpy Old Man Syndrome

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Since you didn't watch the VP debate last night here's the rundown, you gad damn millennial.

Old people, amiright?!

Just in case you're being monitored, encrypt your messages on Facebook just in case.

Are there limits to aging?

If you need to calm down for a minute, I highly recommend checking out these works of art.

What the fuck is a Marionberry and why are Oregonians obsessed with it?

Evacuations are beginning as Hurricane Matthew hits the US.

Jessica Kelley has a long history of assaulting people before she allegedly tortured and murdered 10-year-old Victoria Martens.

V.25 No.22 | 06/02/2016

The Daily Word in Dragons, The Lonely Island and Heroin

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Another cyclist was hit and killed by an Albuquerque driver.

I want a baby dragon.

Have you tried any Instagram diets?

Would you rather...” with The Lonely Island. (Yes. Yes, everything with The Lonely Island)

Hey! Can we play trade-sies real quick? I have a gun, you have some heroin so why not, ya know?

German Government officials decided they actually did commit genocide. HUH.

What a teacher in Colorado Springs did to prevent any of her students from committing suicide might make you cry.

Gawd, another independent candidate that's running for president?

V.25 No.17 | 04/28/2016

The Daily Word in Climate, Opioids and Hover Bikes

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Now that you've got a break between semesters, you finally have some time to build yourself a hover bike like this guy.

A favorite food truck is moving indoors.

The rate of opioid overdoses is called a state of emergency by county commissioners.

The handling of police shootings are put in the spotlight for Santa Fe's DA race.

Our state climatologist talks about the climate trends in our state.

We are 6th most quickly warming state. Not that our Governor or Legislature cares.

The DOJ released the findings from its investigations of UNM's handling of sexual assualt cases.

The Daily Word in Republicans, Harry Potter and Vaginas

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uz tha debil” –John Boehner to Ted Cruz

I really enjoy Tina Fey but I don't understand how people can just call her perfect when she relies on socially acceptable racism so much.

And this is exactly why, out of all the Harry Potter films, Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince is my favorite.

Kesha is recording again!

The next Vice President could be Tom Perez.

VAGINA, VAGINA, VAGINA!

Another Doctors Without Borders hospital has been attacked.

This ancient treat fucks eeeeeverything up.

Former House Speaker and life-long sex offender Dennis Hastert has been sentenced to just 15 months in prison.

V.25 No.15 | 04/14/2016

The Daily Word in Animals, Science and Exploiting Teen Girls

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So a cop got basically no punishment for following an unarmed man and shooting him dead.

Could this simple solution really help end sexual assault on American campuses?

Bernie Bros come in all sizes and varieties. Fantastic.

Animals don't give a fuck about you and your nonsense.

In a survey of over 1,000 people, researchers were able to confirm something everyone already knew. What a good way to spend time and money.

Have you ever been so infatuated with someone that you didn't notice a crime happening right in front of you?

“I’m 28. I make $4 million a year. What do you do?” yells the man-child douche-bag, David Brackett.

Some horrible young men in town have been caught exploiting teen girls.

The Daily Word

So a cop got basically no punishment for following an unarmed man and shooting him dead.

Could this simple solution really help end sexual assault on American campuses?

Bernie Bros come in all sizes and varieties. Fantastic.

Animals don't give a fuck about you and your nonsense.

In a survey of over 1,000 people, researchers were able to confirm something everyone already knew. What a good way to spend time and money.

Have you ever been so infatuated with someone that you didn't notice a crime happening right in front of you?

“I’m 28. I make $4 million a year. What do you do?” yells the man-child douche-bag, David Brackett.

Some horrible young men in town have been caught exploiting teen girls.

V.25 No.14 | 04/07/2016
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¡Ay, caramba!

Saturday, Apr 16: Fiestas de Albuquerque

Enjoy the history and traditions of Albuquerque with live entertainment, artists, food, shopping, and free children's activities.
V.25 No.11 | 03/17/2016

The Daily Word in War Crimes, Education and Walter White

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Women taking care of other women gives me hope (and also makes me continuously angry because we need to do this but WHATEVER).

It’s a witchy world for us ladies, amirite?

Invisibility cloaks (ya know, like from Harry Potter) may be available for war crimes soon! Wow!

Michelle Obama’s speech about girls’ education around the world is perfect.

We should have known Walter White left Gray Matter for a stupid reason (because he’s a dumb awful idiot).

Oliva Wilde was too old to play Leo D.’s wife in Wolf of Wall Street. He was 38 and she was 28.

Have you heard of these vigilante pedophile hunters?

We should have known that '90s boybands would save the world.

V.25 No.10 | 03/10/2016

The Daily Word in ISIS exposed, Furry Conventions and "Stolen" Guns

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What’s up, ISIS?

A running list of all the racist things that have happened at Voldemort Rallies.

“Honey, where’d you put my revolver?” “I didn’t touch it; you probably left in your drawer.” “I’m looking in my drawer right now and I don’t see it.” We’ve all been there, right?

Al Jazeera America is closing?!

Well, break my heart into a million pieces and then repair it with a snap of your fingers (kinda).

So if you don’t have cable or internet at home, like me, here’s a list of the things you missed at the Democratic Debate last night.

Who could have guessed that women would try to continue to have abortions despite more preventive laws?

There was a Furry convention at a hotel where Syrian refugees are staying in Vancouver and it’s actually really cute what happened.

V.25 No.7 | 02/18/2016

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The Daily Word in Dianna Duran, Cannabis and the Nations Kindest City

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Somehow Albuquerque was ranked the Nation's Kindest City. Oh, we were in contention with Detroit. I guess that's how.

"Cheesecake Factory expects strong NM debut," because, you know, that's obviously news.

A tiny home community named "Storybrook" is going to pop up soon. Look for the next season of Once Upon A Time to take place in a new, desert-y setting.

Governor Martinez implies credit for legislation happening.

Your out-of-state relatives should be happy to know about the projected increase of availability for pinon flavored coffee.


"Blah, blah, blah, Diane Duran, blah, blah, light sentencing" says attorney.


NM lawmakers find another way to blow it.

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