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V.22 No.10 |

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The Daily Word in unemployment, microbrew taxes, new life

By E.J. Maliskas [ Fri Mar 8 2013 9:05 AM ]
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February jobs report shows the economy added 236,000 jobs, bringing the unemployment rate to 7.7 percent.

New Mexico senate has voted to cut taxes on microbreweries.

Russian scientists claim the discovery of a new type of bacterial life in water from an Antarctic lake.

Accused Aurora shooter James Holmes expected to enter a plea next week, after his legal team lost an attempt to challenge the constitutionality of Colorado laws governing mental health defenses.

Some progress seen in the fight against childhood obesity.

Albuquerque bail bond company apologizes to a terrified family after bounty hunters accidentally swarmed their home looking for a bail jumper.

The "thong bandit" is not the name of a SisQo song.

The father of a Rio Rancho Middle School student says his daughter's substitute teacher hit her on the head with a pen.

Regional Vocabulary.

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V.21 No.52 | 12/27/2012

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The Daily Word in killer storm, childhood obesity, Starbucks politics

By E.J. Maliskas [ Wed Dec 26 2012 10:30 AM ]
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Intense storm system blamed in the deaths of at least six people after it dumped sleet and snow in the Midwest and unleashed tornadoes in the South.

Childhood obesity rates appear to be falling.

KRQE provides some helpful tips for returning those unwanted Christmas presents.

You can no longer adopt a child from Russia.

Politics, politics, everywhere … even on your Starbucks cups.

A family in Albuquerque lost their home after it went up in flames on Christmas Day.

Christmas on the ISS.

Hobbit actors see how fast they can name all of the dwarves.

Creepy (sexy?) John Mayer Santa.

Who steals a baby Jesus from a nativity scene on Christmas? C’mon.

IRL online shopping.

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V.21 No.18 |
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Meow the cat is dead

By Geoffrey Plant [ Mon May 7 2012 11:31 AM ]

The Santa Fe New Mexican and every other news outlet in America is reporting that the famously obese Meow the cat died on Saturday from pulmonary failure. If a human were as fat as Meow was, that human would weigh about 600 pounds.

This is not the first time Americans have mourned a celebrity feline.

Express your grief on the Santa Fe Animal Shelter and Humane Society's facebook page.

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V.21 No.2 |

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The Daily Word in Bigfoot's right to free speech, Robert Anton Wilson week, and (Un)-Occupy Albuquerque in Santa Fe

By Geoffrey Plant [ Sun Jan 15 2012 12:44 PM ]
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10 reasons the U.S. is no longer the land of the free.

(Un)-Occupy Albuquerque will be protesting in Santa Fe next week.

What happens to stuff dropped off at Santa Fe recycling stations?

It is Robert Anton Wilson week!

Women of the French Resistance.

Here is a different way of evaluating NFL teams and games.

"If you need a brassiere, wear one" and other dating tips for women circa 1938.

Too fat to fit in the CT-scanner? Try the one at the zoo.

Court finds state violated Bigfoot's right to free speech.

Heather Locklear is in hospital.

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V.20 No.20 |

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The Daily Word: Food trucks, MacGyver, orgies

By Marisa Demarco [ Thu May 19 2011 10:18 AM ]
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77,000 acres burned just north of Silver City.

Judge to decide wrongful death lawsuit in APD shooting from 2009. (Guy was holding a car ashtray, which officers thought was a gun.)

Health Department targets food trucks.

CDC prepares for a zombie apocalypse.

It's raining! But the long drought made the Bosque a tinderbox.

After judgment day on Saturday, what will happen to the believers' pets? Atheists are offering to take them in. For a fee.

Insurance salesmen in Germany rewarded with orgies by their company.

Why is bad food so good?

What would MacGyver do?

Gwyneth Paltrow can rap "Straight Outta Compton."

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V.20 No.19 |

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The Daily Word: Melatonin-Laced Brownies, No Heaven For You, Oprah's Final Guests

By Tom Nayder [ Mon May 16 2011 8:42 AM ]
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U.S. Army Corps of Engineers opened the of floodgates on the Morganza Spillway, forcing almost 4,000 people to evacuate.

Man stabbed after parking space argument.

The abandoned Anasazi Building is getting some security upgrades.

Space Shuttle Endeavour launches on its final mission to deliver the Alpha Magnetic Spectrometer.

Denver school district bans breast cancer awareness bracelet.

Roswell teen arrested and charged with posting a nude photo of his girlfriend on Facebook after she refused sex.

The most powerful atomic clock EVER!

Steven Hawking: There is no heaven.

Scientists discover an obesity master switch.

The $190,000 bar tab.

Netflix announces deal with Miramax to bring hundreds of films to it's popular streaming service.

Meet Albuquerque's Red Light Camera Queen.

NBC renews Celebrity Apprentice.

Chuck E. Cheese is sued for promoting gambling in kids.

Stupid plankers.

Oprah reveals her final guest list.

Are Lazy Cakes the next Four Loco?

Happy Birthday Tori Spelling!!!

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