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V.23 No.37 | 9/11/2014

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The Daily Word in Olive Garden, Chick-Fil-A and the destruction of the universe.

The Daily Word

I suspect I’ve been fighting the new unidentified respiratory virus for two weeks as of tomorrow.

Atlanta Hawks owner Bruce Levenson comes clean with a racist email.

Stephen Hawking says the God particle could destroy the entire universe.

Behold the viking ring fortress.

Put a coin in dry ice.

Olive Garden offers you endless noodles for seven weeks.

The founder of Chick-Fil-A died.

Kate Middleton is pregnant again.

Will Bernalillo County commissioners put pot on the ballot?

The return of “Cops” makes some people angry.

The Grim Reaper spoke to KRQE.

Happy birthday, Aimee Mann.

V.21 No.32 |

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The Daily Word in Paul Ryan, Woodward and "f-bomb"

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Old man accused of shootin' prairie dogs.

Folks trying to raise the minimum wage by $1 in Burque may have gathered enough signatures to demand the issue goes to voters.

Paseo/I-25 interchange off the ballot and back in councilors' laps.

"Baby Got Back" as sung by 295 movies.

Olives cure motion sickness—and other DIY remedies your mom advocates.

How to avoid Olive Garden's infinity breadsticks.

This Is Sand <----art video game

Colbert on Romney's daring veep pick: Paul Ryan's "white, Christian and male!"

Michelle Obama welcomes Ryan to the race.

First female presidential debate moderator in two decades.

Woodward (of Woodward and Bernstein, the Watergate journos) has a book coming out on President Obama.

A comedian's sister was killed in a car accident. Her insurance company, Progressive, defended the killer in court.

A year of open-source living.

Someone stole Will.I.Am's DeLorean.

17-foot python captured in Florida.

"F-bomb" added to the dictionary, along with "gastropub" and "sexting" and "mash-up."

V.20 No.15 |

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The Daily Word: Scott Owens Goes Free, Gun At School, Secret Recipe For Invisible Ink

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Scott Owens found not guilty on all charges.

A 13-year-old APS student brings a loaded gun to school.

Banks can't freeze Moammar Gadafi's funds because they don't know how to spell his name.

First Lady Michelle Obama was almost killed yesterday.

Happy 4/20 Day marijuana smokers/losers.

Police car torched in Four Hills neighborhood.

Car slams into crowd at McDonald's job fair.

Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer signs law giving Tea Party flag the same status as the American flag.

After almost 100 years the CIA declassifies the secret recipe for the Kaiser's invisible ink.

Drugs don't work in space.

Meet the Republican governors who attack federal spending while accepting federal dollars.

One porn company owns nearly a quarter of all 1-800 numbers.

This is why you nerds can't have nice things.

Florida job center fights unemployment by spending $14,000 on superhero capes.

Why do so many smart people deny science?

Walmart listens to customer requests, loses $1.85 billion in sales.

Attempt at setting Q*bert world record aborted after someone unplugs the game.

Pluto has a poisonous carbon monoxide atmosphere.

Read about Superman's 1942 crossover with Flash Gordon and Dick Tracy.

GAAAAHHHH!!!

That culinary institute the Olive Garden sends is chefs to is not what you think it is. Actually, it's exactly what you think it is.

Is it safe to eat roadkill?

Newly released FBI documents show J. Edgar Hoover's interest in UFOs.

Largest ever spider fossil found in China.

The cast of Happy Days is suing CBS and Paramount for unpaid royalties.

Seven often-debated movie questions that have already been answered.

New Chicken McBites coming to a McDonald's soon.

Happy Birthday George Takei!!!