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V.25 No.39 | 09/29/2016

The Daily Word in the VP Debate, Marionberries and Grumpy Old Man Syndrome

The Daily Word

Since you didn't watch the VP debate last night here's the rundown, you gad damn millennial.

Old people, amiright?!

Just in case you're being monitored, encrypt your messages on Facebook just in case.

Are there limits to aging?

If you need to calm down for a minute, I highly recommend checking out these works of art.

What the fuck is a Marionberry and why are Oregonians obsessed with it?

Evacuations are beginning as Hurricane Matthew hits the US.

Jessica Kelley has a long history of assaulting people before she allegedly tortured and murdered 10-year-old Victoria Martens.

V.25 No.5 | 2/4/2016


The Daily Word in UFOs, Republicans and Kanye West

The Daily Word

Nothing says home like New Mexico’s inconsistent weather.

The best things in life come from doughnut boxes.

Is a Republican debate really a debate without someone mentioning Donald Trump?

Tommy Chong feels the Bern and believes you should, too.

The CIA just dropped UFO documents and my inner conspiracy theorist is ready to show.

Kanye West wants us all to be on the same page about what he doesn’t like in the bedroom.

My millennium aesthetic heart is about to combust over this lip-sync battle.

V.25 No.3 | 01/21/2016

The Daily Word in the Oregon standoff, black holes, and Hugh Jackman

The Daily Word

Black holes are invisible, but scientists hope to be able to find and view a shadow of one.

A fight between two boys turns into a fight between their mothers.

The tiny pocket in your jeans and why it's not totally useless.

Men treating all people the way they treat women online.

Rumors of Hugh Jackman filming Wolverine in New Mexico.

Developments in the anti-government standoff in Oregon, but it doesn't seem to be over.

V.24 No.42 | 10/15/2015


The Daily Word in Netflix is hungry for your money, ancient lakes on mars and science knows you better than yourself

The Daily Word

Obama talks gun control.

Say it ain’t so! Netflix is raising their price by $1 more a month.

This man might love Comic Con more than you do.

Long live elephants!

Science knows your sexual orientation even before you do.

Take a gander at what the famous Disney sea witch Ursula might have looked like if she was from different parts of the ocean!

California raises taxes on sugary drinks.

Curiosity Rover discovers ancient lakes once existed on mars some billion years ago.

V.24 No.9 | 02/26/2015


The Daily Word in mental health taxes, a house thief and true love

The Daily Word

Eight people died last night in a series of shootings in south-central Missouri.

Jim Inhofe provided a little show-and-tell on the Senate floor.

A California couple who'd been married for 67 years died on the same day while holding hands. That's love, y'all.

Porn lovers can rejoice, as Google has lifted the “explicit sexual content” ban on Blogger.

Season 3 of “House of Cards” is now live on Netflix, y'all! Note: SPOILERS in the following link.

A Rio Rancho mother is “disturbed” by a pornographic book her son checked out of his high school library.

Bernalillo County commissioners approved a tax hike that'll go to mental health services.

Snap! APS has decided to close schools today. Snow day!

Apparently, a thief in Oregon stole an entire house. No, really.

V.24 No.5 | 1/29/2015
Odds and Ends

Odds & Ends

From Germany to Florida, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.24 No.1 | 1/1/2015
Odds and Ends

Odds & Ends

The Oddest Ends of 2014

From Iceland in January to Tennessee in September, it’s funny because it happened to someone else in 2014.
V.23 No.45 |


The Daily Word in bin Laden's shooter, Detroit's bankruptcy and brains

The Daily Word

A judge has delayed the sentencing for friends of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the Boston Marathon bomber, due to a question still pending before the US Supreme Court over what is considered “tangible” evidence.

Due to recent marijuana legalization victories in Oregon, Alaska and Washington, DC, pot proponents are looking toward California to make it legal for recreational use.

After the name of Osama bin Laden's shooter was revealed, other members of SEAL Team Six are speaking out in disagreement over who actually fired the fatal shot.

A judge is expected to rule today on a restructuring plan that could get Detroit out of bankruptcy.

New Zealand has withdrawn its charge against AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd for allegedly trying to “procure a murder.”

A priest in Gallup, N.M., up and left the church, leaving parishioners wondering why he left and if he took any of the church's money with him.

Dr. Kent Kiehl of the Mind Research Network in Albuquerque says that the brains of child killers are “strikingly different” from those of other children.

The city council voted 8-0 last night to approve the Department of Justice's agreement, which gives APD four years to make necessary reforms aimed at their use of excessive force and how they deal with mentally ill people.

Elaine, a 38-year-old chimpanzee, gave birth to twins at the BioPark Zoo this past week!

This little guy was really upset that he couldn't vote.

V.23 No.41 | 10/9/2014
Odds and Ends

Odds & Ends

It’s funny because it happened to someone else, in China, Georgia, Japan, Oregon and New York.
V.23 No.38 | 9/18/2014
Odds and Ends
From Oklahoma to Oregon, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.23 No.37 | 9/11/2014
Odds and Ends
From Oregon to Austria, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.23 No.31 |


The Daily Word in border bills, CIA spies and a penis cloud

The Daily Word

A three-day truce between Israel and Palestine was interrupted after Israel reported one of their soldiers went missing in the southern Gaza Strip.

The House Republican leadership will present a new border bill today that “further tightens a 2008 trafficking law.”

The FBI are assisting authorities in Oregon in trying to find a mother who went missing seven days ago.

Former president Bill Clinton says he had the chance to kill Osama bin Laden hours before the 9/11 attacks.

After an internal investigation, it was confirmed that the CIA spied on the Senate Intelligence Committee.

Bernalillo County deputies took down an alleged drug and prostitution ring on Second and Alameda streets.

It's tax free weekend, y'all!

A nationwide warrant has been issued for a Las Cruces teen accused of voyeurism.

Teenager Tony Day is expected to plead guilty for the 2012 murders of his adoptive mother and her daughter in Tucumcari.

Penis cloud!

V.23 No.21 | 5/22/2014
Odds and Ends

Odds & Ends

From Oregon to Japan, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.23 No.16 | 4/17/2014
Odds and Ends
From Singapore to Oregon, it’s funny because it happened to someone else.
V.22 No.51 |


The Daily Word in Obama's year-end conference, a potted puppy and "the object"

The Daily Word

It's time for President Obama's year-end news conference!

Who will save Blackberry?

Could our recent economic growth and rise in stocks lead toward a prosperous 2014?

It looks like Bertha found “the object.”

In case you're unemployed, Eclipse Aerospace might have a job for you.

Animals shelters around Albuquerque have asked people to stop bringing in animals because there's no room left.

A parent went into a classroom and threatened a student at Colinas Del Norte Elementary School in Rio Rancho.

A portland pup ate too many weed brownies and had to be taken to the vet. Poor guy couldn't handle the high.

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