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The Daily Word in a new definition of rape, santorum, the Dark Vader burger, and slimy orange water in Rio Rancho

The suspected Santa Fe flasher had a felony warrant in Vermont.

There's orange slime in some Rio Rancho resident's water.

Director David Russell pinky swore with his transgender niece to keep his groping her a secret. She broke the pinky pact.

The psychology of parking.

Meet the French "Dark Vader" burger, complete with black bun.

This NYU student REALLY did not want to do a class-assigned ethnography study of Occupy Wall Street. ....So she sent out a bunch of bent mass emails explaining... a lot of things.

There is now a Hello Kitty restaurant!

Photo of this Colorado high school senior is "too hot" for the yearbook.

New book explains why monogamy doesn't work for men.

APD arrested one of their employees and charged him with embezzlement.

For the past 83 years, the FBI's definition of rape did not allow that men could be raped. They have also changed the definition to include those who do not physically resist.

Washington Post opinion piece on presidential candidate Rick Santorum's extreme views.

Rick Santorum still has a "Google problem." Here's why.

Ed Sanders, poet, author and founding member of seminal '60's New York City beatnik-freak musical maximists the Fugs, has just had his memoir published.

On this day in 1964 Nicolas Kim Coppola, aka Nicolas Cage, was born.

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The Daily Word in Herman Cain, Patrice O'Neal and Voltron

Police clear Occupy camps in Los Angeles and Philadelphia.

It was fun while it lasted Herman Cain.

Archbishop Sheehan says the Archdiocese will oppose Gov. Martinez's effort to repeal the law allowing illegal immigrants to obtain driver's licenses.

R.I.P. comedian Patrice O'Neal.

Alan Dershowitz solves the Middle East.

Horse meat may soon be coming to a menu near you.

R.I.P. father of RFID technology, Charles Walton.

Watch Felicia Day play with herself, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!

Kidnapper sues his former hostages for breach of oral contract.

When did mac and cheese become a black thing?

Guess what happens at the end of this Corvette street racing video.

Amateur astronomer takes picture of a new solar system.

Elderly man returns money he stole from Sears over 60 years ago, with interest. Awwwww.

Ray Bradbury's classic books are finally available as overpriced e-books.

Chris Meloni is in talks to join the cast of True Blood.

Terrible burglars caught on tape in the Northeast Heights.

Elvis Costello tells fans not to buy his expensive box set.

The only known copy of Walt Disney's Hungry Hobos cartoon starring Oswald the Lucky Rabbit goes up for auction next month.

Prepare yourself for the upcoming Voltron renaissance.

Happy birthday Robert Guillaume!!!

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The Daily Word in 1970's America, cannibalism, drugs, and Quebequois law

NM Secretary of State Dianna Duran ran over someone with her car.

Drive-by on Cerrillos Road Starbucks.

Giant Totoro plushie.

Excellent photos of 1970's America when everything was brown.

A Pakistani woman tried to eat her husband.

Tell these people what drugs you are using. Survey.

Occupy protests run smoother when police stay home.

Vancouver mayor Gregor Robertson has joined four former city mayors in support of legalizing marijuana.

'Remember, we speak French. It's good for you.'

Albuquerque Police say a Torrance county jail guard was found in a car full of smoke parked in a no-trespassing zone.

Thanksgiving. Corvettes. Crash.

NYPD riot memo re: Occupy Wall Street.

On this day in 1957 The Price is Right aired for the very first time.

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The Daily Word in a potential coffee shortage, Jonestown, the lost cows of Fukishima and Occupy Santa Fe

Occupy Santa Fe is no longer divided nor are they being shut down.

PNM is closing the last eight of its pay centers....

November 18th was the 33rd anniversary of the Jonestown Massacre. Sex, Corruption and the Kool Aid Massacre by Paul Krassner.

I hope they make the Jonestown site a tourist destination.

One and only timecube knows everything.

Is the world running out of coffee?

Dali does Alice in Wonderland.

Ten Coca-Cola products you've never heard of.

Hear every Beatles song at the same time, including Paul songs unfortunately.

The secret $850k plan by lobbyists to undermine the Occupy movement.

Gallery of cow, er I mean Fukishima photos.

$300.00 Beats headphones by Dr. Dre.

On this day in 1947, Joe Walsh was born.

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The Daily Word in leaders not readers, Paseo del Norte occupation and direct Newt access

Hillary Clinton visits Myanmar.

The Supercommittee is in trouble.

Police reopen the Natalie Wood drowning case.

Protesters occupied Paseo del Norte for more jobs.

Herman Cain is a leader not a reader.

Health care companies payed millions for direct Newt access.

A second experiment at CERN found subatomic particles moving faster than the speed of light.

Worst. Sandwich. Ever.

Sears lost $421 million last quarter.

People are already camping out for Black Friday.

How pizza became a vegetable.

Six reasons to stay away from hippos.

Teen Mom 2 season 2 trailer!

Who are the real job-creators?

Pilot accidently locks himself in the bathroom mid-flight, causing terror scare.

Probably not a good idea to inject the silicon you buy at Lowes to make your butt bigger.

The Morgan Freeman chain of command.

Just how many coffins are being stored in Atlanta for a supposed high casualty event?

Top 10 inappropriate Sesame Street parody sketches.

Would you like a $90-a-slice gold-infused cheese with that?

Happy Birthday Linda Evans!!!

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The Daily Word in election results, in-flight porn and waking up gay

Election news: Mississippi voters reject the scary Personhood Amendment. While voters in Ohio threw-out the governor's anti-union law and Kentucky's Democratic governor was re-elected.

Letter circulating around Socorro promises mass casualties on Friday.

Herman Cain affiliated PAC calls one of his accusers an ugly bitch.

R.I.P. to the overweight lover Heavy D.

Animal abuse caught on tape at Tingley Beach.

Occupy Denver finally has a leader.

Under pressure, Facebook removes rape-joke pages.

Does job retraining actually work?

Rugby player has a stroke, wakes up gay.

It's the 40th anniversary of Led Zeppelin IV.

Most brutal boxing picture ever.

Thank God for the world's first alcohol-free whiskey, and the world's first beer for dogs.

Local historian in the Russian city of Nizhny Novgorod fills his house with mummified female corpses.

Irish airline Ryanair to add in-flight porn for passengers.

The eight cheapest houses in America.

Live 1989 Nirvana set unearthed.

Brett Ratner resigns as Academy Awards producer after interview on Howard Stern.

The Fresh Prince pranks a Christian talk show.

I wish space junk, was as sexy as it sounds.

Mars rover Opportunity discovers a discovers the Holy Grail of its mission.

YES! Jean-Claude Van Damme and Chuck Norris join the cast of The Expendables 2.

Happy Birthday Ed Wynn!!!

Thanks for the links E!

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