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V.22 No.33 | 8/15/2013

Feature

Dirt City Driving for Neophytes

Alibi circulation manager drops native motoring knowledge

By Geoffrey Plant
Geoffrey Plant is your instructor, and this is everything you always wanted to know about booting, DWI and parking tickets, but were afraid to ask.

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Funny

Downtown parking lot makes it clear

Heh
Heh

“No In-Out Privileges.” That’s what she said.

NEWS

The Daily Word in sex scandals, the Mars500 Project, and a dancing shoplifter.

New woman stepping forward in sex charges against Herman Cain will speak at news conference this afternoon.

Penn State officials step down in wake of sex scandal cover-up for ex-football coach.

Council voting today on red light cameras.

Six men locked away in steel tubes for a year-and-a-half in simulated Mars500 Project have emerged from isolation.

Guitarist for the satirical heavy metal band GWAR found dead.

The joys of daytime talk shows.

Masked bandits steal 6,000 copies of Modern Warfare 3 in France over the weekend.

Did you remember, remember the fifth of November?

Stores opening earlier than ever before this Black Friday.

Community College instructor falls to his death in front of a group of students.

Hubble makes first ever direct observation of a disc around a black hole.

Jimmy Kimmel vs. Ellen Degeneres nice-off.

Do you park like an idiot?

WE WANT BEER: anti-prohibition signage.

New Jersey's dancing shoplifter gets nabbed after his moves get caught on security camera.

Facebook unfriending is alleged motive in arson case.

Do you have a doggelganger?

Thanks to Uncle Tom and Uncle Carl for the helpful links.

news

The Daily Word in Troy Davis, Edupunk and Corrales' chicken mayor

World reacts angrily to the execution of Troy Davis in Georgia last night.

Ron Paul's supporters are scared of N.M.'s ex-Gov. Gary Johnson, who's in tonight's national debate.

Dog? Horse? Donkey? Chicken? Who will be Corrales' mayor?

Urban farm in Downtown Albuquerque on Second Street and Silver.

Meet TV's fact-checkers.

Images of the satellite that's falling to Earth.

Parking meter wasteland.

Universities seek students with cash money.

Uncreative writing.

Edupunk: A guide to a free online education.

Man builds lady cave to sleep in. (NSFW if your work sux.)

One Million Moms seeks to halt Schweddy Balls.

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Thanks to Paul for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

At least he got the sun screen correct.
At least he got the sun screen correct.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Two Handicap Spots

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Sent to me by Emma, she writes:

This is the wheelchair accessible sidewalk ramp and the sidewalk at the entrance of a hotel in Albuquerque. He left his Caddy there for 7 hours.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Texasshole

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Who Watches The Watchmen?

Thanks to Scott for sending me this one. He writes:

This is how the "parking enforcer" was parked while she was giving out parking tickets.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Thanks to an anonymous friend for sending me this one. He writes:

Two spots for the cali ghetto cruiser. Here it is over two spots in a little lot.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Thanks to Andrew for sending me this one. He writes

Our State Police at work. Enjoy

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

C.O.P.S.

Thanks to Dandee for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

I took this one at the Target on Lomas last night, happy?

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Thanks to Johnny for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

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