V.23 No.5 |
The Daily Word in Amanda Knox, a car theft ring and those poor penguins
By Mark Lopez [ Fri Jan 31 2014 9:58 AM ]
The penguin population in Punta Tombo is dropping due to climate change.
A Catholic Diocese in Montana is filing for bankruptcy protection in the wake of proposed settlements for lawsuits claiming the clergy sexually abused hundreds of people over a period of decades.
Amanda Knox ain't gonna “go willingly.”
Prosecutors are seeking the death penalty for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the man accused of being responsible for the Boston Marathon bombing.
Police may have cracked one of the biggest auto theft rings in Albuquerque history.
Russell Glanton has been accused of touching a girl inappropriately; the gymnastics community is left flabbergasted.
The Department of Corrections is reviewing its options concerning men behind bars being able to marry and father children while being locked up.
A Pizza Hut employee was arrested for spitting on a cop's pizza pie. Revenge never tasted so yucky.
V.21 No.31 |
The Daily Word in the whole enchilada, no paperclips, many dangling Borises, and forty wacks
By Geoffrey Plant [ Sat Aug 4 2012 10:49 AM ]
There will be NO big enchilada at the Whole Enchilada Festival in Las Cruces this year.
Damn I missed the Grilled Cheese Invitational.
Police say an Albuquerque city employee is accused of selling Oxycontin at work.
Chick-fil-A? Let's look at Hooters.
The highest court in Michigan says it's OK to bitch out Parking Police.
Someone owns a patent on cats chasing laser-pointer beams.
The Dangling Boris meme collection.
Roosting penguins partly responsible for historic Phoenix building's decline and slated destruction.
National Health Service in Manchester England has banned paperclips.
Sometimes newspapers don't play fair with their competition.
V.21 No.23 |
The Daily Word in depraved penguin sex and Gordon Ramsay self-destruction
By Tom Nayder [ Mon Jun 11 2012 11:16 AM ]
Military suicide rate at highest level in ten years.
Is the Obama administration using leaks to bolster the President's image?
Small town murder rates are climbing.
It's not gonna happen, Jeb Bush.
Fire at the the downtown Hyatt overnight.
How prepared is the military for the eventual alien invasion?
Georgia widow wins $3 million lawsuit after husband dies during three-way.
"We're not racists, we just want to be with white people." said racist KKK member while defending the group's Adopt-A-Highway application.
Self-destruct with Gordon Ramsay.
Dead toddler comes back to life, then doesn't
The most shoplifted items are …
Trees reveal mysterious 1,200 year old radiation burst.
ATTN sinners: Introvale birth control pills recalled.
Depraved penguin sex scandalized uptight polar explorers.
Don't worry Israel, those weird lights in the sky are just the Russians testing their ICBs.
115 years together is enough for these tortoises.
Fiona Apple has a new album.
Pizza Hut getting into the gross sandwich business.
V.19 No.13 |
The Daily Word 04.01.10: Mayor Berry, iPad, Penguins
By Your Meemaw [ Thu Apr 1 2010 8:42 AM ]
Man in bear suit traps Mayor Berry in hug.
David Byrne says song lyrics don't matter so much.
Reviews of the iPad from both techie and roob points of view. All agree on its remarkable absorbability.
Because the Gov vetoed the food tax, $15 million in stimulus funds marked for schools will now be used to balance the budget.
UN promises $10 billion in aid to Haiti.
US Navy captures pirates.
New England is way soaked.
A powerful treatise on racism and common sense.
Flying penguins discovered in Antarctica.
It's Debbie Reynold's birthday! See her sing!