There will be NO big enchilada at the Whole Enchilada Festival in Las Cruces this year.

Damn I missed the Grilled Cheese Invitational.

Police say an Albuquerque city employee is accused of selling Oxycontin at work.

Chick-fil-A? Let's look at Hooters.

The highest court in Michigan says it's OK to bitch out Parking Police.

JohnnyCash Cash Machine.

Someone owns a patent on cats chasing laser-pointer beams.

This is funny.

The Dangling Boris meme collection.

Roosting penguins partly responsible for historic Phoenix building's decline and slated destruction.

National Health Service in Manchester England has banned paperclips.

Sometimes newspapers don't play fair with their competition.

Today is the 120th anniversary of the Lizzie Borden Axe Murders. Let's all skip rope.

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Military suicide rate at highest level in ten years.

Is the Obama administration using leaks to bolster the President's image?

Small town murder rates are climbing.

It's not gonna happen, Jeb Bush.

Fire at the the downtown Hyatt overnight.

How prepared is the military for the eventual alien invasion?

Georgia widow wins $3 million lawsuit after husband dies during three-way.

"We're not racists, we just want to be with white people." said racist KKK member while defending the group's Adopt-A-Highway application.

Self-destruct with Gordon Ramsay.

Dead toddler comes back to life, then doesn't

The most shoplifted items are …

Trees reveal mysterious 1,200 year old radiation burst.

ATTN sinners: Introvale birth control pills recalled.

Depraved penguin sex scandalized uptight polar explorers.

Don't worry Israel, those weird lights in the sky are just the Russians testing their ICBs.

115 years together is enough for these tortoises.

Fiona Apple has a new album.

Pizza Hut getting into the gross sandwich business.

Happy Birthday, Peter Dinklage!!!

Man in bear suit traps Mayor Berry in hug.

David Byrne says song lyrics don't matter so much.

Reviews of the iPad from both techie and roob points of view. All agree on its remarkable absorbability.

Because the Gov vetoed the food tax, $15 million in stimulus funds marked for schools will now be used to balance the budget.

UN promises $10 billion in aid to Haiti.

US Navy captures pirates.

New England is way soaked.

A powerful treatise on racism and common sense.

Flying penguins discovered in Antarctica.

It's Debbie Reynold's birthday! See her sing!

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