God's Doodle: The Life and Times of the Penis
The Daily Word in Mubarak's potential release, bear maulings and Pistorius' indictment
Egyptian officials are calling for the release of former President Hosni Mubarak from prison, which some say could result in more violence in Egypt.
A study shows that US unemployment rates increased in more than half the states in July, and hiring, which has been steady since January, took a slow decline in July as well.
Oscar Pistorius, Paralympic champion, is being indicted for premeditated murder for the shooting of his girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp.
This is why I don't go jogging in Michigan, Alaska, Colorado, Wyoming … or pretty much anywhere.
I don't care if you raised the prices. We came to see some polar bears!
UNM has incorporated a new system where students can log in online to report crimes they witness on campus. … because phones are so last year.
It's not every day that you pay 25 cents upon receiving a parcel from China. … and then get arrested for it.
Just in case you ever wondered what would happen if you stuck a fork into your meat and two veg, a 70-year-old Australian man has the answer.
My geranium either has a fungal infection or it snuck out one night and attended a tacky bachelorette party. These small, yellow mushroom phalluses are another reminder of the universe’s many strange surprises, weird wonders, infinite jokes ... and scary microorganisms lurking everywhere.
Does anyone know what it is? (Um, how do you get rid of it?)
Daily Word 5.15.11: death of the arcade; Eurotras... er vision; Tim Horton expansion
Dolores Fuller, once Ed Wood's wife, died.
British woman beheaded in supermarket.
Eurovision contest winner AND links to all the other countries' performances. Woah, what's that smell?
George W.Bush was eating souffle when he got the call about Bin Laden's death.
Lady Gaga's penis shoes.
Penis-related Cannes update.
Switzerland seeks to stopper suicide tourism.
Bin Laden compound porn stash.
Army Corps of Engineers opened a spillway to ease swollen Mississippi river.
Review of awesomely bad film "Priest," with trailer.
Death of the arcade.
The Daily Word 02.09.11: Beer Marshmallows, Plastic Rice, Chicken Wyngz
The House fails to extend the Patriot Act.
President Obama is having lunch with the GOP leadership today.
Governor Martinez is blaming NM Gas for the gas shortage.
School bus accident in Mississippi leaves 3 dead, and 60 injured.
Sources say production has begun on Apple's next-generation iPad.
Ever wonder what would it look like if Disney made a Superman cartoon?
I have a feeling this guy is getting fired.
Astrology has been re-affirmed as a trusted science in India.
Why isn't the liberal media covering the boneless wyngz controversy?
CNN admits it has a Fox Problem.
No one knows the reason why all Wells Fargo ATMs went offline this week.
Police find drugs in a man's penis.
Fox News calls Bulletstorm the worst game in the world.
Nerdy website overthinkingit.com analyzes 10 years of Law & Order episode outcomes.
Everything you ever wanted to know about Mike, the Headless Chicken.
Most distant galaxy yet has been discovered by the Hubble Space Telescope.
If I had ever successfully watched an episode of Dr. Who this flowchart may be more interesting.
Have a look at 14 of the most expensive meals in the world.
If you pirated a copy of The Expendables you should think about getting a lawyer.
Beer marshmallows? Beer marshmallows!
Family thinks they're buying a Dora the Explorer DVD, actually gets Bubble Butt Bonanza #17 instead.
400 Super Bowl ticket-holders who were screwed out of their seats are offered a pretty sweet deal.
10 things you you should know before you go furniture shopping.
The Daily Word 08.18.10: The Web Is Dead, Penis Lie Detector, Dr. Laura
DWI charges refiled against Ron Bell.
A mistrial will be declared on all but one of the 24 charges against the former Illinois governor.
Heavily armed crazy person attacks a Texas police building.
Wired says the web is dead.
APD shoots and kills a man near Del Norte HS.
What the hell science? Lou Gehrig may not have had Lou Gehrig’s Disease?
Dr. Laura is quitting her radio show.
This Canadian child penis-measuring lie detector story is creepier than you think.
In 20 years China will have 221 cities of over 1 million people.
Stupid kids and their stupid hearing loss.
Craigslist killer wrote his ex-fiancée's name in blood before killing himself.
Southwest flight attendant takes crying baby away from parents.
BBC weatherman finger fail.
How many of the 50 best cookbooks of all time do you own?
10 cartoons you shouldn't be nostalgic about.
The oldest known animal fossils found in Australia.
Are you going to spend your whole day looking at these vintage calculators?