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"I Saw You" at CNM

Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?

"You can observe a lot just by watching." –Yogi Berra | Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.

Black-haired woman at Tractor

You were with the older gentleman in the corner of the patio, but you kept smiling at me. Denim shorts and a butterfly tattoo on your right shoulder. You were stunning! View ad

CNM Hunk

First saw you about 4 years ago, and would see you quite often at CNM. We would ride the 16/18 as well. Haven't seen you in a long time, but saw you today on the Central bus on my way to Starbucks. I think you are totally hot, and I would jump on your bone immediately LMFAO. Obviously though, you do not feel the same because not once have you paid me any mind… Oh well. Just know you got it going on! View ad

I Knew It Was You, Suzie Q

Suzie Q, I knew that was you feigning interest in my car. I was just playing along so the guy on the Hog you were passenger on wouldn't catch on. He looked perturbed enough as it was. You still look good but I'm worried that you are way too thin for your own good. Take care of yourself, and I hope he can make you happier than I was able to. You didn't really take into account what I had been through. Maybe the "Princess" story can give you some idea. View ad

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"I Saw You" Monitoring My Neighborhood

Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?

"Openness and participation are antidotes to surveillance and control." –Howard Rheingold | Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.

you so spice

Let's ride bikes, drink beer, and pretend things were simple.

(finn to my pb.) View ad

Smile! You & Your Cop Friend Are On Candid CCTV!

Go figure! We NEVER get Albuquerque PD to patrol our area, even after repeated acts of vandalism/destruction of property between 10/11/2009 and 11/09/2009-Krystallnacht. Then, all of the sudden on 'supermoon', an APD patrol car parks itself at an vantage point where it can watch the front of our home after 10:00pm, 07/11/2014, and guess what? During that same time period, some 'tagger' tags our fairly new cinderblock wall with graffiti! The Justice Department should polygraph all of you! Feh! View ad

Light blue Wrangler

Sunday 6/29 before 9am on Zuni west of Alvarado SE, Albuquerque.

You, in your Wrangler almost succeeded in running over a male pedestrian not as white as you. May all your ancestors have the courage and strength to instill humanity in you—blessed is their task! View ad

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"I Saw You" at the bar

Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?

"The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to marry." –Brandon Boyd | Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.

bar back in dos equis tee

I came into your bar late at night with my friend. I wanted to sit inside and chat with you but my friend insisted on being outside. I think we made numerous exchanges in eye contact. Regrettably due to my shyness I was unable to directly leave you my number. Are you up for a round at the batting cage sometime? View ad

Bianca—darling blonde

You were at the back corner of Marble's patio with "not your boyfriend" and two others. You smelled like a flower and said Copenhagen is cute. "Not your boyfriend" Nick got you out of there. You've been my imaginary girlfriend since then. View ad

Ned’s friday june 27th

You were leaving Ned's. I was going in. You smiled. I think I said hi and then you were gone. Can I have a do over? View ad

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"I Saw You" at Effex

Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?

"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." –Lucille Ball | Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.

Jeffrey Tambor Doppelganger @ Walmart

You totally caught me off guard. You looked me straight in the eye, with those deep, soulful eyes of yours and said softly: "I wish every woman had legs as strong and beautiful as yours." I'm not used to compliments and was tongue-tied. I managed a smile but not enough to reassure you. If you see this, please click below and talk to me! You struck me as a shy man who summoned every bit of his courage to approach me and pay me a compliment. I'm sorry I wasn't more responsive at the time. View ad

bouncer at effex

You were throwing people out of the bar with your gorgeous muscles. We embraced in the stairwell, but i wanted more. View ad

Marble Vibrations: So I turn around and you are wearing my shades ...

As the nearly full moon shines over Albuquerque, the music ripples through the warm night air. I turn around and you're wearing my sunglasses and dancing non-nonchalantly. I must be dreaming. You wave my green bandanna as it turns into an otherworldly talisman. I can't help but smile, then laugh, then feel absolutely splendid. You brightened up my life like the neon moon over Marble Brewery. "I'll see you on the 23rd," rings in my mind like an enlightening mantra. Thank you for your good vibes. View ad

applebees on lomas

I saw you at Applebee's on Lomas about a week or so ago. You were with your work crew, in a white truck … coming in for late night appetizers, around 9pm. You wore a ball cap and had a long beard. I was inside, watching you come in. We made eye contact as you were walking in and again when you entered the restaurant. If you remember that, and are single, I'd love to introduce us... View ad

Dad at the movies?

I was at the movie alone at 11 am on a Friday. You were there with two young boys. We caught each other's eye and now I can't stop wishing I would have said hello to you. When we left I noticed your tattoos and thought you were so handsome and TALL! You drove away in your Toyota and I lost you in the traffic. View ad

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"I Saw You" at Carlisle & Indian School

Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?

"The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed." –Carl Jung | Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.

To Doom From Gloom

I'm crazy about you, R. Although I've known you for over twenty years, these last fourteen months with you have been amazing. You are the only one I want to kiss, hold hands and be with. You make me smile. Everytime you say that we are soulmates my heart lights up. You are gorgeous, unique, sexy and charming. I'd marry you tomorrow. I thank God everyday for bringing us together. T View ad

black-haired beauty

Girl driving green ford truck with camper on Carlisle and Indian School Thursday the the 19th around 4pm. Smiled at each other twice, wish I would’ve said hi. I was driving Gray Grand Am jamming out. Would like to meet up sometime. View ad

I felt your energy

We made eye contact, it felt great! You were wearing a black shirt and driving a white car, (not sure the make/model). I was wearing a red polo cap and I was a food vendor. You placed your order and as I gave you your order, you told me "You made my weekend," as you were telling your brother to get back in his ride lol. I would like to talk to you and see why our paths crossed. It sparks the curiosity in me :-)

Hope to hear from you soon. View ad

I Think I Saw You...

Tony, former supervisor for Digital, was that you I saw at Nob Hill on Central this past Saturday night? If it was, click below and let me know how you've been doing these past years. Let's catch up. View ad

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"I Saw You" in the Sandias

Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?

"I never smile unless I mean it." –Donny Osmond | Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.

Maybe_baby2

You were on a dating site. We messaged each other. I asked you too many questions and you told me what you had been seeking.

When you deleted your account, it looked like you might have sent me a message. My message indicator was half lit up, but the message never came through. I hope you see this and reply. I still want to talk to you.

Embudito Trail Encounter ...

I would have chatted you up under normal circumstances, having met you on the Embudito Trail Sunday. Our encounter was a little … unusual though. I kind of thought nothing of it—after all, it is in the wilderness "in the middle of nowhere." Honestly, I suspected nothing as I approached, and was caught a little off-guard as I actually came upon you. Perhaps I should have sucked it up anyway, because you will likely not see this ad (maybe a friend of yours will), let alone respond.

Smile

We got to Smith's at the same time—you in your Civic, me on my motorcycle—and parked next to each other. When I was leaving you were as well. I motioned something to you, and you pulled up and rolled down your window when I said, "smile you look pissed!" And you did. You have an amazing smile which gave me butterflies. I haven't had that feeling for a looooong time. Keep smiling: You may turn someone else's day around as well. Hopefully I'll run into you again!

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"I Saw You" Shirtless on I-25

Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?

"We adore chaos because we love to produce order." –M.C. Escher | Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.

Red top, black hair, inside Balloon Museum during windstorm at Folkfest

Me: tall, slender, shades, goatee. You were with a female friend—we exchanged many a glance, seemingly with mutual interest. Then you and your friend were conversing with two men, prolongedly, and my opportunity to meet you vanished. You intrigue me, and attract me. It'd be nice to chat sometime… View ad

I-25 changing shirt

We were driving south on I-25 today. You were changing your shirt. You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Thanks for the wonderful smile. I had to exit on Lead but should have kept going to get your number. Coffee? View ad

I thought I saw you at City Council...

I missed you at the meeting at City Council the last four years. I really wish we could have a little chat. There is so much that has happened since then. I would love to know what you think about the events that have taken place in the city you filled with empty dreams. View ad

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"I Saw You" at Farina’s

Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?

"I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding." –Mike Birbiglia | Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.

U Guy in FJ Cruiser Me Black Convertible

You driving on Coors and 528. I passed you and then you followed me. Why did you not stop and talk to me???

You started driving really slow. I should have followed you. I would like to talk with you sometime and see where it goes… View ad

Farina's AJ on a Sunday

You are something New—from Zealand to Mexico. I was with my sister the day you helped me pronounce that Italian word and saw me reading the Alibi's "I saw you's." You joked with me via three nudges and said you'd write one about my necklace. It was a little lilac number full of triangles. The ginger beer was great and so was your service. Mine is just as good, I can assure you, but it will take more than good pizza and well-mannered waiting to see for yourself. I know you'd like to get to know me. View ad

NY State of Mind

What is it about this time of year, not quite spring, not quite summer, that brings out thoughts about someone with a similar affliction? View ad

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"I Saw You" at Calibers

Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?

"Love is like handing someone a gun, having them point it at your heart, and trusting them to never pull the trigger." –Michael Gardner | Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.

Ravishing Cyclist on Tramway

Sunday afternoon on Tramway. Beautiful ride, I said. The Specialized was nice, but I was really in awe of your speed and form. Slowing down to keep your 35mph pace, I imagined riding with you that afternoon. I simply can't get you out of my head. I have dreamt of you every day since. One day I hope to ride with you, insofar as by some miracle I could keep up with that mesmerizing ponytail … somehow, I'm sure it would end with a kiss. View ad

Calibers Admirer or Casanova?

I was there on a first date today 5/17 with a wonderful man, but couldn't help noticing your interest in me. Even he noticed and couldn't stop talking about it, lol. Is it bad I'm thinking more of you than him tonight? Is it bad that I'd like to see you again? I wonder if you are interested for the right reasons, or are you just a Calibers Casanova? I think you are sexy and I like the way you look at me. When you came up behind me and helped me steady my pistol, I melted in your hands… View ad

Devil's Tongue—An Expression is Born!

Thank you Habanero Peppers, New Mexico for growing them, and Suzie for growing me and for allowing me to coin the expression "Devil's Tongue!" See it at Urban Dictionary. It was much more fun engaging in it than giving it a name, though! ;oP View ad

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"I Saw You" at the Phantogram Show

Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?

"Do you know the difference between a beautiful woman and a charming one? A beauty is a woman you notice, a charmer is one who notices you." –Adlai E. Stevenson | Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.

Che Donna Bella.....

I speculate on your age, as I really don't know because you often use your daughter's date of birth as your own. It doesn't matter. You are eternally beautiful and your Wise Girl and porn-star background made you that much more appealing and interesting. Found your photos on the internet! If you'd stuck around, you wouldn't have lost your home, and experienced many other happy outcomes. On the approaching 10th anniversary: "Che donna bella, her hoohah's like dolce panetella…" View ad

You Gave Me a Ticket to Phantogram

I was standing outside waiting to buy a ticket to a sold out Phantogram show. You walked by and handed me a ticket. I just wanted to THANK YOU!! Seriously, I'm grateful for your offering. I don't know how to repay you, but let me know what I can do. Thank you again! View ad

I miss you Rosa

There, I've said it again. It pains me to smell your fragrance. Can you feel my eyes adoring you as you walk past? They linger on every curve of your body with each step you take. Grant me 10 seconds and let my hands and body feel what my eyes and nose already know. View ad

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"I Saw You" at Alibi’s Midnight Movie Madness

Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?

"My love for my Joker was stronger than their madhouse walls." –Harley Quinn | Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.

I love you ReShea Kelly!

I don't know what it is about your sweet little face that makes me happy whenever I see it on TV. I sure hope a politician NEVER hires you to be his/her public information officer! I'm sure we'd all be at his/her mercy due to your 'halo effect' and powers of persuasion. I wish you GREAT success in your career, & a life-mate who is worthy of your aura, your joyful little face, & waking up to you every single morning! A long, healthy & prosperous life, EngelBiest! A lecherous old man. View ad

Tattooed Blonde Girl at Batman Showing at The Guild

I got dragged to see Batman with a friend. It wasn't something I wanted to see or spend money on. I was pleasantly surprised to see a beautiful girl there. I'm not a comic book fan, but you make me wish I were. Do you go to midnight movies often? I hope so, I'll go again and again if you are at them. If that host didn't actually ask you on a date, then maybe you'll let me take you to dinner? I'd love to meet the personality that lives in such a stunning body. Will you be at Bill and Ted? View ad

Eddy The Lush!!?

I see you everywhere I go. Your smile is as big as your arms (huge). I see you on your motorcycle wearing a devil-horned helmet. I see you making people laugh at the breweries. I am too shy to say hi though. I asked a bartender who you were and he said, "That's Eddy the Lush." You are a Native American with the most intriguing eyes and a mischievous smile. Who knows him? I want to talk with him. View ad

To the Golfer I hit with a ball.

While I was golfing for the first time I accidentally hit you with my ball. While I didn't hit a Hole-In-One that day, hitting your sanctimonious rich ass was much more satisfying. Thanks. View ad

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"I Saw You" at Long John Silver’s

Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?

“When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.” –Mark Twain | Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.

"I'd Rather Be Eating Fish" T-Shirt

You: The LJS on Central next to Castle SS. You parked half way in and out of the drive thru (because it wasn't working) as you walked in barefoot and said "Are you guys open!? I just want some fish!" Your ’70s Farrah Fawcett dirty blonde hair waving in the wind took my breathe away. You have impeccable style with your cutoff jean shorts and your (kicking some ass & taking some names) Black Chuck Norris shoes aside. But what really gets me is yer Smooth MacGyver Moves. You're a catch!

You Gave Me a Ticket to Phantogram

I was standing outside waiting to buy a ticket to a sold out Phantogram show. You walked by and handed me a ticket. I just wanted to THANK YOU!! Seriously, I'm grateful for your offering. I don't know how to repay you, but let me know what I can do. Thank you again!

You're an A+ in my book

Me: My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows—everything that's wonderful is how I feel when we're toooogether. Your unibrow had me in rapture. I was in a spelling bee in the third grade. Don’t be a square. Cube it up! ;) You: Dr. Who on a bicycle. You made me believe that time travel is real. You remind me of Bert. Your long face and your hawkish nose. I'll be your Ernie. I feel like a Pterodactyl Rawwrr, like a dungeon dragon.

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"I Saw You" on the Central Ave. Median

Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?

“Charity creates a multitude of sins.” –Oscar Wilde | Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.

I was behind you in the checkout at Smiths on 4th on 4/14, 6pm

I was behind you in the checkout lane at Smith's on 4th Street. You looked up as I began to put my groceries onto the belt, you stopped for a minute, we looked at one another and smiled. Our eyes met several more times. I wished that you would talk to me. You finished checking out. When I came out of the store I saw you again putting your groceries into your white truck. We smiled again. I put my groceries into my silver Honda. We met at the basket return. I wished you had asked for my number.

MY BAD: I'LL BE MORE ATTENTIVE NEXT TIME

YES, It is MY BAD in that the fender of my classic Nash Metropolitan grazed you, however so slightly, while YOU appeared out of nowhere from the median of Central Avenue, sporting a cardboard placard emblazoned with "NO MORE EATING OF GUINEA PIGS BY SOUTH AMERICANS." Not hip to the current causes of rectifying injustices, and stalled at the next red light, I offered you a donation of five bucks toward your endeavors. YOU graciously declined the offer and said, "Shove it up your ass, dickweed.”

Very Sweet

You work at the Coop here on campus. You used to have longer hair than you do now (which btw works either way). Usually when I see you, I get super nervous. I wish I knew what to say. I don't think I'd ever have a chance but I'd just like to let you know, you are very handsome and seeing you when I do, is very nice.

Sincerely,

Not a creeper.

"Your Smell Made Me Well"

Whenever I see you, my mind flashes on a flood of memories: Mooshie saying I'd make a great Daddy; the sweetness of your mouth after our marathon kissing sessions; the silky-softness of your skin; waking to your golden hair in the morning sun; the oniony scent of your underarms; the slightly musky scent from under your perfect breasts; the yeasty scent from between your alabaster thighs; the hammy scent from between your marvelous buttocks. Without you I survive, I don't live. Come back.

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"I Saw You" at Two Red Brothers

Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?

“Each friend represents a world in us, a world not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.” –Anaïs Nin | Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.

I saw you too at Two Red Brothers...

Me: Sneezy Vixen

You: Buying the Champion Lover

Meet for tea?

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[Editor’s note: See last week’s I Saw You for the first chapter in this sweet little drama.]

your beautiful voice gave me fever

You: beautiful voice and beautiful everything. You gave me fever, whether it be Fahrenheit or centigrade! I thought to myself, I hope you're single—and then thought again how awesome you are and I am happy to call you my wife!

Lady of the Snows

Hail to Thee, Teutonic Earth Goddess!

Let me drink anew of your life-giving essence

from twixt your fleshy pyramids!

Let me bask in the warmth

of your twin ivory peaks

and suckle in joyful submission!

Let me worship your Bavarian hams

and bathe your rearmost sanctum with my essence

fulfilling all Your Commandments!

I faithfully await Your Second Coming,

according to the prophecy,

and await the resurrection of the erection!

Amun.

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