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V.23 No.48 |

News

The Daily Word in Charles Manson does not have a gift registry -or does he?

By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Dec 2 2014 1:26 PM ]
The Daily Word

It's true. The Pit is now deliciously called the WisePies Arena.

APD fired the officer that shot Mary Hawkes sans lapel camera footage.

The unidentified, phantom shooter in ABQ's SE Heights yesterday has caused an elementary school to be staffed by "extra security."

Today a fairly eloquent, top-hatted man came into the alibi offices and made his stance known vis a vis Albuquerque's ordinance against feeding pigeons. How do alibi readers feel? How do you guess the top-hatted man feels?

Charles Manson is engaged. Charles Manson does not have a wedding registry.

UK porn production will be stifled by this recent outlawing of acts.

Maurice Sendak's estate is in the hands of a former caretaker who either has his best interests in mind or is limiting accessibility to his effects and art collection.

Stephen Hawking has some holiday cheer.

Burt Reynolds is selling some stuff.

The Reagan-era ban on homosexual men donating blood may soon be over.

Here is a six hour long video of The Count reciting pi to 10,000.

Turns out, Mingus couldn't work without the cat shit.

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V.21 No.44 |

news

The Daily Word in apologies, bionics, slang and wrongful termination

By Geoffrey Plant [ Sun Nov 4 2012 7:26 AM ]
The Daily Word

Gary Johnson's girlie campaign poster.

Yahoo apologized to Albuquerque.

Rio Rancho wants to make it illegal to feed pigeons.

This guy is going to climb a Chicago skyscraper with a bionic leg.

Handing out razors on Halloween.

Waste the rest of your day on this enormous, UK-centric online dictionary of slang.

Absolutely no evidence PROVES there are hundreds of abominable snowmen living in Siberia.

Romney and Mormonism.

If Romney were President.

Romney on women, his faith and who he is.

The future of Fleet Street.

The Italian Captain who abandoned the Costa Concordia is suing for wrongful termination.

Scotland Yard is now calling Jimmy Saville Britain's most prolific serial sex offender.

Miguel Bloombito, fake Mayor Bloomberg Twitter account.

On this day in 1946, Robert Mapplethorpe was born.

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V.20 No.36 |

timewaster

The Daily Word in armlessness, the Kegelmaster 2000, turkey insemination, and

By Geoffrey Plant and Gretchen Hudson [ Sun Sep 11 2011 12:24 PM ]
The Daily Word

Antique armless race car driver, modern armless race car driver.

Ten amazing armless people including a guy who played Let It Be for The Pope.

Did Jan Van Eyck invent oil painting?

Look at this mud puddle.

Watch this Englishman put out a fire with a vacuum cleaner.

Photo gallery of things people save when they escape from their burning house.

300+ mph jet powered.... Schoolbus.

Police raid "sexual healing" church in Phoenix.

Just try bringing up the subject of Kegel exercises in the digital age and someone will find the Kegelmaster 2000. It's the world's first progressive resistance vaginal exerciser, in case you didn't know.

Here is one man who is not afraid of radiation poisoning in Fukushima.

Update on the Chinese ghost-city of Ordos.

Everything you never wanted to know about pigeon shit on your roof.

Turkey inseminator.

Let's check in with Blue Andy Rooney.

What happened on 9/11/1972? The beginning of The Pinto Affair, which could have been avoided according to the WORLD'S MOST BORING MAN.

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V.20 No.23 | 6/9/2011

Council Watch

Families Stand Against APD Shootings

By Carolyn Carlson
There have been four officer-caused deaths this year. Another 14 people were shot last year, resulting in nine deaths. “A police force working for a city is supposed to protect and serve. Citizens count on them to help but not in Albuquerque. Here, citizens are afraid to call 911 because of APD’s shoot-to-kill policies,” said Mike Gomez, father of 22-year-old Alan Gomez who was killed by an APD officer on May 10.
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V.20 No.10 | 3/10/2011

Council Watch

Pernicious Pigeons?

By Carolyn Carlson
Police issues remain forefront during the public comment portion of the Council meetings. On Monday, March 7, councilors heard from a distraught Sylvia Fuentes, the mother of Len Fuentes, one of the 14 people shot by the Albuquerque Police Department in 2010.
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Idiot Box

Featherweight Champion

“Taking on Tyson” on Animal Planet

By Devin D. O’Leary

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V.19 No.50 |
Seriously guys, I gave you all my breadcrumbs!
Seriously guys, I gave you all my breadcrumbs!

lame

I Hate To Admit It, But This Morning Really Sucked!

By Tom Nayder [ Mon Dec 20 2010 1:26 PM ]

I think these pigeons are fucking with me.

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