V.24 No.17 | 4/23/2015
Crib Notes: April 23, 2015
By August March
What do you know about last week’s 505 news? Test your recall with the Alibi pop quiz.
V.24 No.6 |
The Daily Word In Cute Animals That Can Kill You, The Virgin Mary and Pizza Jerks
By Amelia Olson [ Wed Feb 11 2015 11:56 AM ]
After a week or so of scrutiny, NBC decided to suspend Brian Williams without pay for six months. DON’T LIE TO THE PEOPLE, BRIAN!
The Virgin Mary was spotted in a Chimayo man’s truck after snowfall. #miracles
Say goodbye to treating your hangover with rhino horns and ivory, because the Obama administration is cracking down on illegal wildlife trafficking.
Iggy Azalea ordered a pizza from Papa John’s and her delivery guy gave her phone number to his family members! What has the world come to when a girl can’t even order a pizza in piece? (See what I did there?)
To everyone celebrating the past few days of glorious weather, PARTY'S OVER!
Some genius made a video of the Dr.Phil show with all dialogue removed. Just awkward staring. Lots of awkward staring.
V.24 No.2 |
The Daily Word in democracy, pizza and Hotel California
By Samantha Anne Carrillo [ Thu Jan 8 2015 12:06 PM ]
Yesterday's Daily Word proffered in-depth coverage of the Paris terror attacks on French satirical weekly Charlie Hebdo. In the spirit of promoting the universal values of democracy and freedom of expression, here's a link to an English translation of Charlie Hebdo's website. Parlez-vous français? Here's the original, untranslated link.
The drought-sapped rivers of the Southwest formally invite El Niño to kick up "the oomph."
Northbound Girard at Coal is closed as police investigate a city bus crashing into a home. According to APD, no one in the home was injured, and information on passenger injuries is forthcoming.
FREE download OTD = Lydia Lunch and Cypress Grove's truly creepy cover of the Eagles' "Hotel California." Stream and download it here.
Wherever you're heading, "bring your Alibis" along for our websclusive weekly pop quiz, a review of dirty German sex comedy Wetlands, your weekly rock sermon, a Netflix-centric We Like to Watch (Instantly) column on Finding Fela!, The Weird World of Blowfly and Hit So Hard, an interview with awesome Native comedy troupe the 1491s and a review of Indian-slash-Nepali restaurant Taste of Himalayas.
V.23 No.42 | 10/16/2014
Crib Notes: Oct. 16, 2014
By August March
Test your knowledge of last week’s New Mexico news about cannabis, pizza and health care with the Alibi pop quiz.
Going Gluten-free in Burque
By Amelia Olson
Amelia Olson explains what “gluten-free” means and how it relates to celiac disease before hipping us to Albuquerque’s go-to GF-friendly restaurants and bakeries.
V.23 No.5 |
The Daily Word in Amanda Knox, a car theft ring and those poor penguins
By Mark Lopez [ Fri Jan 31 2014 9:58 AM ]
The penguin population in Punta Tombo is dropping due to climate change.
A Catholic Diocese in Montana is filing for bankruptcy protection in the wake of proposed settlements for lawsuits claiming the clergy sexually abused hundreds of people over a period of decades.
Amanda Knox ain't gonna “go willingly.”
Prosecutors are seeking the death penalty for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the man accused of being responsible for the Boston Marathon bombing.
Police may have cracked one of the biggest auto theft rings in Albuquerque history.
Russell Glanton has been accused of touching a girl inappropriately; the gymnastics community is left flabbergasted.
The Department of Corrections is reviewing its options concerning men behind bars being able to marry and father children while being locked up.
A Pizza Hut employee was arrested for spitting on a cop's pizza pie. Revenge never tasted so yucky.
V.23 No.4 | 1/23/2014
Cheesy Like Mozzarella
“The Capones” on Reelz
By Devin D. O’Leary
What happened exactly to turn us into a nation of lazy peeping toms, content to passively ogle people we’d never want to interact with in real life? Why would we tune in, week after week, to watch the Kardashians do nothing entertaining, exciting or even vaguely interesting?
V.23 No.2 |
The Daily Word in assisted suicide, an APD shooting settlement and Third Reich space aliens are running the United States
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jan 14 2014 8:01 AM ]
"Human Waste Disposal" APD cop Economidy cost the city about $300,000 by justifiably shooting a man three times in the back.
A New Mexico District Judge's decision paves the way for changes to the state's assisted suicide law.
Farmington has Blue Meth. It's real, but of low quality apparently.
An Iranian news agency is reporting that a new Snowden leak proves that since 1945 the US has been run by the same space aliens that comprised the Third Reich.
Here are some laughably misogynistic ads of yore.
Meet the "Swiss Cheese Pervert."
There was an argument over texting in a theater that ended in a fatal shooting.
Ford is going to start making aluminum trucks.
-Look! A woolly pig.
Another Juggalo lawsuit against the FBI. And DOJ.
It appears that the DEA has been backhandedly assisting the importation of muchas drogas into the US.
Kanye West punched a guy in Kim Kardashian's chiropractor's office.
V.22 No.50 |
The Daily Word in Snowden, Snowden, NSA and Ozzy wasn't really sober
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Dec 17 2013 8:47 AM ]
Animal Planet's "Finding Bigfoot" was filming in New Mexico again recently.
More cops in downtown Albuquerque -and not just on Weekends?
Edward Snowden seeks asylum in Brazil, offers to help Brazilians prevent the NSA from collecting their metadata, in open letter.
I, for one, do not really want to remember Ray Price.
New Lars Von Trier movie is long, has copious and various depictions of sex and is freaking people out.
If you count up all the months during which it later turned out that Ozzy was off the wagon you may discover that he has never actually been sober at all, ever.
V.22 No.45 | 11/7/2013
photos by Eric Williams ericwphoto.com
Thin Crust Lust
Enduring love for Neapolitan pizza at Amore
By Gail Guengerich
This pizza isn’t just good; it’s certified.
V.22 No.36 | 9/5/2013
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #311: How I Save Time When I am Late.
By Brutus De Cervantes [ Tue Sep 3 2013 1:10 PM ]
I am late for a gig. I eat two slices of pizza at once to save time.
V.21 No.52 |
The Daily Word in divorce, child support, gay marriage in Maine and Swedish pizza
By Geoffrey Plant [ Sat Dec 29 2012 10:36 AM ]
Former Republican Congressional candidate Gary Smith is accused of slashing opponent Janice Arnold-Jones' tires.
Albuquerque Journal editorial endorses cessation of Metropolitan Detention Center's methadone program.
Joe Arpaio is in the news again.
Kansas seeks to force sperm donor to pay child support for lesbian couple's kid.
The woman who was gang raped in New Delhi died.
Congress renewed the FISA act without any of the amendments that might have protected Americans' digital privacy.
Video of Russian cops giving hugs.
Did the U.S. government kill Marilyn Monroe because she was a commie?
Interesting history of clothing sizes.
Silvio Berlusconi will pay his former wife 132,000 dollars a day according to their divorce settlement.
In 1997 this was a dark day for the fowl of Hong Kong.
V.21 No.13 |
The Daily Word: runner Micah True died, Harry Crews died and a cow died.
By Geoffrey Plant [ Sun Apr 1 2012 9:27 AM ]
Legendary runner Micah True's body was recovered from the Gila Forest.
Rio Arriba county cow mutilation.
Gerolsteiner wasser factory.
Some Baltimoron is RICH.
"Last I checked, my vehicle doesn't burn 80 litres of perfume per week."
City of Santa Fe is suing a restaurant over living wage, to the tune of $24.91.
Picture gallery of Mod Generation stickers.
Last I checked a quarter ounce was not "5.7 grams."
Author Harry Crews died.
He follows Kevin on Twitter.
Christopher Walken celebrated his 69th birthday yesterday.
Angus Young turned 57 yesterday.
V.21 No.12 |
The Daily Word in Angry Birds, hacktivists and arty nip slips
By Marisa Demarco [ Thu Mar 22 2012 10:37 AM ]
21 states—not N.M.— have stand-your-ground laws. In Florida, that law prevents the man who killed a teen from being arrested.
Islamic extremist shot in the head by French police after a gunfight.
President Obama stops in Lea County to talk about how he digs oil companies.
Survey says Americans think politicians are talking about religion too much.
Our own Rep. Steve Pearce pushes a national bill that would require drug testing for everyone receiving food stamps or unemployment benefits.
Three supermarket chains say no to pink slime.
Hacktivists steal more data than criminals.
Chase results in APD-involved shooting on Laguna land.
Romney's campaign is like an Etch A Sketch.
NASA helps Angry Birds developers understand space physics.
A regularly updated database of all the nipples on display at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
Being bilingual makes you smarter.
Pianist covers all of Mastodon's metal concept album Leviathan.
Freestyle dough acrobatics at the World Pizza Games.
Why are there loud booms every night in Clintonville?
Doctor Who's next companion.
Never mind a dog. Get yourself a fox.
V.20 No.47 | 11/24/2011
Booze, huevos, pizza and miso
By Mina Yamashita
Mina takes a bite out of Allure, Matteo’s, Pizzeria Luca and Umami Sushi and Asian.
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