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The Daily Word in methane craters, an officer-involved shooting and the Central Avenue underpass flood problem

A BernCo sheriff's deputy shot a man who rammed his patrol car and trapped the deputy inside.

A city councilman introduced a controversial proposal that would substantially reduce marijuana possession penalties.

The remains of a missing hiker were recovered from the Santa Fe forest.

The city may finally do something about the lake that forms in the Central Avenue underpass when it rains heavily.

An Afghan soldier killed an American General, the highest ranking US service member to die in conflict since Vietnam.

There's intense fighting in Ukraine.

Guardians of the Galaxy's James Gunn once made some funny porn spoofs.

Media giant Gannett is splitting its newspaper and broadcast/digital divisions in order to make the lackluster print portion debt-free. And then, presumably, they'll throw it into a black hole so that it remains debt-free. Forever.

Huge methane gas releases caused by global warming appear to be causing the mysterious Siberian craters.

Here are some of the scant details on the Ebola "cure" administered to two American aid workers.

Check out the Disobedient Objects in the Victoria and Albert Museum.

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The Daily Word in Snowden's "disappearance," Syrian rebels and the Zimmerman trial

Whooping cough claimed 10 children. Could lack of vaccines be a factor?

Where did Edward Snowden go?

The Zimmerman trial for the murder of Trayvon Martin starts today ...

Will the U.S. back Syrian rebels?

The Levi Chavez murder trial starts today as well ...

Ahem ... sir! That golf cart is not free!

New Mexico democrats rally to save federal special ed funding.

Officials say Thompson Ridge fire is 40 percent contained, while Kingston, N.M. has been issued a formal evacuation due to a fire in the Gila National Forest.

Val Midwest is on a photo spree!

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The Daily Word in scummy lawyer tricks, Craigslisting your baby and FIRE

Hey Albuquerque, you're getting paid less than everyone else.

Anti-war demonstrators may have had their First Amendment rights violated, but the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals says that doesn't mean they get to sue.

If you haven't done so already, go ahead and cancel those Jemez mountain camping plans. The Thompson Ridge Fire has grown by 5,000 acres since yesterday.

Friendly advice: Don't try to get rid of your baby via Craigslist.

George Zimmerman's lawyers would like you to believe that a video of "two homeless men fighting over a bike" will help you understand why Zimmerman had to kill Trayvon Martin.

Google Glass porn? "Er… no," says Google.

This old lady decided to jump off a bridge for her 102nd birthday.

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The Daily Word in gun control, papal possibilities and the thigh gap

Governor Martinez is backing a bill that would require background checks for gun show purchases.

There is a public information meeting about the Paseo Del Norte/I-25 project.

Is the next Pope a Canadian?

Can the Pope even resign?

Horse meat for Swedish children.

How Ted Nugent avoided the draft.

How Arnold Schwarzenegger enjoyed Carnaval.

Classic porn paperbacks.

There was an emergency alert issued in Montana yesterday.

Things are getting less salty.

The thigh gap.

Did North Korea just blow up a nuclear bomb?

The fugitive LAPD cop may have gotten out of the country.

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The Daily Word in porn, asteroids, death stars, and Lil Wayne loves Hunter S. Thompson

Sunday afternoon I should be doing laundry edition

Earth is probably not going to be hit by an asteroid.

Research study about porn cancelled because there is no control group.

NM YAFL president removed, wife on paid leave from job at Monzano.

Aaron Swartz killed himself.

Lil Waynes's new video is a predictably weird and nonsensical seeming ode to Hunter S. Thompson.

IKEA monkey update.

America will not build a Death Star.

Bob Dylan's exciting new album.

Church of Scientology is scary.

Tour of a fucking cruise ship.

More "Swedish heavy metal man."

I had plans to make a hat out of my dog Nyake's fur, but these people actually did make sweaters and stuff out of their pet's fur....

On this day in 1979, YMCA sued the Village People. Or did they?

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The Daily Word in New Year's Day.

The Senate passed a fiscal cliff deal.

People died in a deadly human stampede.

A suspected bomb builder gave birth.

Putin decided Russia has a drinking problem.

It's dangerous to be funny in Egypt.

New Year's Day is a big suicide day.

Take note of celebrity air rage incidents.

A Japanese porn star got 100 of bottles if ick.

What are the most hungover cities in America?

Here's a newborn baby elephant.

Parrots hate electronic music.

The world's biggest treehouse.

A cat enjoys the holidays.

Microscope photos.

APD DWI checkpoint report.

Happy birthday Frank Langella.

Thanks to Susan Petersen, Sarah Bonneau and Helenoid for the links.

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The Daily Word in 8-tracks, cigarette hats, condom-porn and poverty

Espanola has a new Police Chief.

Mike Tyson did not get a sex change.

Don't go near Avenida Caesar Chavez and Yale today, traffic will suck.

Milton's Restaurant closed.

More stupid Facebook crap.

Most excellent 8-track museum is run by a weirdo.

"If we're not allowed to shoot in L.A. we'll go somewhere else."

Read how this lady was busted for a fraudulent workman's comp. claim.

Even if I could spend $85.00 on a six pack, I'd have to go to Colorado and this delicious sounding beer would all be gone anyway.

These neat-sounding British movies are all going on my "watch later" list.

Vintage cigarette case hat.

Why television coverage of mass shootings is to blame for mass shootings.

On this day in 2011 it was reported that U.S. Census data shows one out of two people in America are poor.


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The Daily Word in Thalidomide, Instagram, and Joe Arpaio gets sued

Happy birthday, Salma Hayek!

"Walk On By" lyricist and Burt Bacharach cohort Hal David died.

The company that manufactured and sold Thalidomide issued a formal apology (50 years later) that victims say misses the mark.

Instagram is suffering the same fate as Chat Roulette.

Santa Feans peeved over pile of a "quarter million" tires.

Interesting story about undercover cops who infiltrated occupy Austin.

Cosmopolitan magazine style tips for the 19th century woman.

Vancouver police are still rounding up suspects from the 2011 Stanley Cup riot.

The Kirtland Air Force Base trestle.

Film director James Toback is still a creep.

Texting driver who killed a man faces only a twenty dollar fine in Virginia.

Photo gallery of 1930's British police criminal identification pictures.

What's wrong at Circle K?

"The high-flying, mansion-building, Ferrari-driving, Vegas-gambling life...."

Joe Arpaio does not have immunity against a lawsuit from The Phoenix New Times.

Obama accuses GOP of wanting to bring back "trickle-down economics."

On this day in 1966, Salma Hayek was born.


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The Daily Word in racist comics, staff cuts for Newt and Winrock revitalization

Why is a there an effort to smear the reputation of Trayvon Martin?

Construction to revitalize Winrock Mall begins next week.

Dude, this racist cartoon is pretty racist, even for Texas.

Guess which Republican Presidential candidate just let go of a third of his full-time staff?

Magdalena's only grocery store is closing.

Fox News hoodies disappear from online store and somehow it's not a conspiracy.

New species of hammerhead shark discovered.

'Dinosaur' and 'dancing' are some of the 50 forbidden words to be removed from standardized tests in New York.

JFK airport employees responsible for 200 thefts per day.

Pharmacies are lying to teenagers about emergency contraception.

Sometimes it's hard being an asshole atheist.

Taiwanese woman chats with Facebook friends as she kills herself.

According to a new study, rubbing toothpaste onto your teeth with your fingers will increase fluoride protection by a whopping 400%.

Someone's got a case of the Mondays.

How to work for a micromanager.

Watch 130 'Simpsons' openings at the same time, for science.

Fish McBites are a real thing, so is Chicken-n-Waffles-flavored syrup.

Jethro Tull's Ian Anderson says "Thick as a Brick 2" is coming.

Trailer for a new "Lupin the 3rd" TV series.

Laugh at these treadmill fails.

De-porn your browser before your mom comes to visit.

Hey, remember Luscious Jackson?

Happy Birthday Reba McEntire!!!

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The Daily Word in birth control, Romney's dog and Deep Throat

25 percent of marriages in the state are interracial.

New Mexico ditches No Child Left Behind.

Honduras prison fire kills inmates, many of whom hadn't been charged or convicted.

Congressional hearing on birth control includes no women.

Santorum says birth control is harmful.

One time, Romney put the family dog on the roof of his car during a road trip. Now, it's haunting his campaign.

Linsanity is no accident.

People who walk slowly may be prone to dementia.

Mamma Mia! actor to play Linda Lovelace, star of Deep Throat.

Is this bikini model fat?

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The Daily Word in heavy baby, Icelandic incest and yoga

Belen police chief: "It always raises a red flag for us when we see a sex offender trying to get into the girls bathroom."

Some APD officers make more than the mayor.

Have you seen this missing girl?

JFK mistress speaks out in book form.

15.5 pound baby born in China.

Mickey D's minty green Shamrock Shake goes nationwide.

The ancestor to all animals.

R.I.P. Florence Green, the last WWI
veteran.

Can porn be copyrighted?

A website in Iceland helps residents avoid accidental incest.

Maps of stereotypes.

Some yoga is dangerous, but it's mostly awesome, says some guy in his new book.

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The Daily Word in the State of the Union, $100 hotdogs and Lego Minecraft

President Obama gave the State of the Union last night. Also, bad jokes.

The owner of the Guild is appealing his 2008 fine for showing an adult movie during the Pornotopia Festival.

Navy Seals rescue an American held by Somali pirates.

Apple earned $13 billion last quarter.

You can't hide behind your encrypted computer anymore.

A Georgia Representative is trying to pass a law making it illegal to Photoshop heads on naked bodies.

Meanwhile, in Oklahoma a lawmaker wants to ban the use of human fetuses in the production of food. Wait, what?

Awesome article on President Garfield's assassination.

Lego Minecraft? Yes please!

Epic interview with Maurice Sendak on Colbert last night. EPIC!

You don't have to be a douchebag to enjoy this $100 cognac-infused bratwurst, but it helps.

Soon we'll be stealing cars from the Pirate Bay.

Buffalo chicken wing cupcakes.

The Cranberries are back?

Finally "his schlong" is a Family Feud answer.

How The Return of the Jedi should have ended.

R.I.P. Dick Tufeld, voice of Robot from Lost in Space.

Happy Birthday to The Honky Tonk Man!!!

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The Daily Word in Mitt's taxes, State of the State and recall in Wisconsin

It's all good guys, Mitt Romney probably pays 15% in taxes.

State House Speaker Ben Lujan has lung cancer and will not seek re-election.

Someone threw a smokebomb at the White House.

Why are your favorite websites dark today?

Governor Martinez emphasizes education and tax cuts in the State of the State address.

LAPD is treating the human head found in a bag near the Hollywood sign as a possible homicide.

Listen to this audio recording between the captain of the Costa Concordia and the Coast Guard. Then watch this night vision video of the ships evacuation.

Over a million signatures collected in Wisconsin to recall its Republican governor.

Los Angeles City Council approves measure requiring porn actors to wear condoms.

Joe Paterno has never heard of "rape and a man" before.

The FDA says black licorice can be bad for your health. And it's gross.

Cheer up liberals.

The Palestinian Muppets need to have a telethon.

If dinosaurs were alive today, what would they look like?

A lost animated version of The Hobbit by Gene Deitch has been rediscovered.

This Angry Brides game sounds about right.

Hello, is it me you're looking for?

MEGA PARTY!

8 things the Internet ruined.

Happy Birthday Danny Kaye!!!

NEWS

The Daily Word in Xbox TV, replicator technology, baby-weilding shoplifters

Happy Snow Day!

Here's the damage so far of this wintry weather.

Lobo football team ends its season with a 45-0 loss against Boise State. Lobo basketball moves record to 6-2 with a win over Alford's former coaching school Missouri State.

Iranians say they have shot down a US spy drone.

An outing for sports car enthusiasts in Japan leads to one extremely expensive pile-up.

Do you really need to power off all electronic devices during take-off and landing?

Photos + pencil drawings.

Microsoft rolls out new Xbox TV platform that responds to voice and motion commands.

2012 may not be the end of the world after all.

Replicator technology 3-D Printers may soon fix broken bones.

Sheriff from New Mexico's Lea County found dead after apparent suicide.

The joys of being a roommate.

Bollywood star Dev Anand dies at 88.

The Elder Scrolls Adventures re-envisions Skyrim as a 1980's Saturday morning cartoon.

Dude yells "mashed potatoes" at Tiger Woods at 18th hole tee shot.

New website allows you to find your husband, boyfriend or kids' internet porn for a mere $19.95.

Two Florida shoplifting suspects accused of using a baby as a weapon. That's right, a baby.

12 extremely disappointing facts about popular music.

Thanks, Tom Nayder and C-Moss, for the helpful links.

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The Daily Word in election results, in-flight porn and waking up gay

Election news: Mississippi voters reject the scary Personhood Amendment. While voters in Ohio threw-out the governor's anti-union law and Kentucky's Democratic governor was re-elected.

Letter circulating around Socorro promises mass casualties on Friday.

Herman Cain affiliated PAC calls one of his accusers an ugly bitch.

R.I.P. to the overweight lover Heavy D.

Animal abuse caught on tape at Tingley Beach.

Occupy Denver finally has a leader.

Under pressure, Facebook removes rape-joke pages.

Does job retraining actually work?

Rugby player has a stroke, wakes up gay.

It's the 40th anniversary of Led Zeppelin IV.

Most brutal boxing picture ever.

Thank God for the world's first alcohol-free whiskey, and the world's first beer for dogs.

Local historian in the Russian city of Nizhny Novgorod fills his house with mummified female corpses.

Irish airline Ryanair to add in-flight porn for passengers.

The eight cheapest houses in America.

Live 1989 Nirvana set unearthed.

Brett Ratner resigns as Academy Awards producer after interview on Howard Stern.

The Fresh Prince pranks a Christian talk show.

I wish space junk, was as sexy as it sounds.

Mars rover Opportunity discovers a discovers the Holy Grail of its mission.

YES! Jean-Claude Van Damme and Chuck Norris join the cast of The Expendables 2.

Happy Birthday Ed Wynn!!!

Thanks for the links E!

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