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V.24 No.23 | 6/4/2015

news

The Daily Word in Kim Kardashian and an ice cream named Hitler

The Daily Word

Nazi war criminals in the US are receiving retirement bennies.

There’s a brand of ice cream named Hitler.

This bridge in Paris is being set free.

Kim Kardashian has another bun in the oven.

Illuminating your neurons can retrieve lost memories.

During a concert in TJ over the weekend, Enrique Iglesias foolishly underestimated the power of a drone.

An ex-FIFA official cited an article in The Onion as part of his defense strategy.

Paul McCartney is off the reefer.

A man obsessed with Mila Kunis has escaped a mental facility.

Clint Eastwood turns 85 today!

V.24 No.22 | 5/28/2015

news

The Daily Word in lightning, moustaches, couch abuse and erectile dysfunction

The Daily Word

Severe weather is killing and disappearing people in Texas and Oklahoma.

Ever wondered who invented Memorial Day?

Protesters in Oakland are protesting the new protest laws.

Daily coffee consumption could be the reason your wiener is working properly.

In the elite world of fabulous facial hair, this man is putting Albuquerque on the map.

Colorado is throwing $100 Million in good taxpayer money after bad for the completion of this colossal construction failure.

While on the way to Ruidoso via motorcycle, a woman was struck by lightning.

A 65-year-old woman gave birth to quadruplets.

A male Flight Attendant was caught smuggling passports in his skivvies and has been sentenced to 5 years in prison.

Robots could take over your job.

It’s the 10th anniversary of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch.

A Santa Fe vandal almost won the Darwin Award.

V.24 No.21 | 5/21/2015

Meditative Meals

Pregnant at Chipotle

Amelia Olson eats a limey burrito and wonders about her fate.
V.23 No.48 |

news

The Daily Word In Chocolate Chip Cookie Hair Ties, Pomeranian Elvis And Coca-Cola Milk.

The Daily Word

Our kids are dancing! They’re dancing and focusing and doing their chores! Hallelujah!

Here, let Tony Blair show you how to pose gracefully for a Christmas card.

A former UPS employee is suing the company for allegedly firing her for being pregnant.

Science says alcohol gives us energy and we’ve probably been drinking it for millions of years! Cheers!

Coca-Cola will soon sell milk! And by the looks of their advertisements, that milk is going to be sexy! LOL. LOL. LOL.

This Pomeranian dressed like Elvis understands life better than any of us ever will.

Japan-based company makes realistic looking, creepy food jewelry. We want the spaghetti necklace, banana hair clip and chocolate chip cookie hair tie!

Save nudity and “pornography” for Coca-Cola milk products, Florida!

V.23 No.30 | 7/24/2014

The Bugman

New Research Links Pesticide Exposure to Autism

Wherein Richard “Bugman” Fagerlund breaks down new research on the link between in-utero pesticide exposure and autism spectrum disorders.
V.23 No.2 | 1/9/2014

news

The Daily Word in poodles, perfect pitch and penis captivus

The Daily Word

Happy Blue Monday.

It’s cold.

National security is now the FBI’s primary mission.

You can’t smoke pot in the Denver airport.

Pregnant moms who drink wine may produce calmer kids.

France thinks comic Dieudonne is less funny than Jerry Lewis.

Utah’s judiciary puts a hold on gay marriage.

Bighorn sheep make a comeback.

Penis captivus is real.

Once there was a terrible online dating profile.

One more sandwich and I will stab you.

Poodles for sale.

Perfect pitch in a pill?

Somebody killed bigfoot again.

The jerky factory caught fire.

There might be more cops downtown.

The Devil Mask Robbers strike again.

New Mexico ranks poorly in economic freedom.

What’s going on today?

Happy birthday Rowan Atkinson.

Thanks to Alyx Brannock, Mark Lopez and Geoffrey Anjou for the links!

V.21 No.50 | 12/13/2012
The Gracchi (from left) Ashley Floyd, Laura Marrich, Jeffrey Jones and Alex Tappan
Wes Naman

Music

Rock out with The Gracchi

If you’ve read about The Gracchi, it probably wasn’t in the Alibi. Former Editor in Chief Laura Marrich has played in the band since its inception, so the paper was ethically unable to cover the act, but now we can. Read all about it in The Gracchi Reunite at Garage & Wax. The group’s original lineup performs at Captain America’s fourth Garage and Wax Night. Check out video of Ashley Floyd proposing to Marrich below. Low Spirits • The Gracchi • Pan!c • Pumpin' for Jill • Riley Switch • Sat Dec 15 • 8 pm • $5 • 21+ • lowspiritslive.com

V.20 No.48 | 12/1/2011

Feature

A Miraculous Rebirth?

Program for expectant mothers fights for second chances, including its own

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V.20 No.22 | 6/2/2011

Miss Diagnosis

The Miracle of Treatment

Medicaid axes inpatient program for drug-addicted mothers

The state's only residential substance abuse treatment clinic for pregnant women, Casita de Milagros, will be closing on July 1. During columnist Whitny Doyle’s time as a mother-baby nurse, she cared for many Milagro patients. She also cared for substance-abusing mothers whose addictions remained untreated.
V.19 No.36 | 9/9/2010

Found

Found on Santa Fe Craigslist: “Complete Book of Pregnancy” secret storage book safe

Stash your valuables in an out-of-date medical book with graphic pictures of the birthing process. It’ll work like a charm ... unless you get robbed by a gang of pregnant women.

"The Complete Book of Pregnancy and Childbirth" by Sheila Kitzinger - Book Safe w/ hidden storage.

This book has been transformed into a recycled hollow book safe. It has a compartment inside to hide things.

Inside dimensions of book are 4.25 x 7.5 inches and is 5/8 inch deep.

Please note there are graphic photos of a child being born at the first of the book. Book looks great with or without the paper cover.

V.19 No.18 | 5/6/2010
Model Molly Krause teaches prenatal yoga classes at Hot Yoga Downtown, which she co-owns. Krause is expecting her second daughter in August. Photo and styling by Jack Atlantis.
Photo and styling by Jack Atlantis

Feature

The Art of Baby Catching

Modern midwifery in New Mexico

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