It's Wednesday December 17th!
Prince turned down an opportunity to be on The Simpsons and less surprisingly so did Tom Cruise!
"NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!" says Selena Gomez at Taylor Swift's 25th birthday party.
If your life feels terrible right now, or you're nursing an incredible hang over from a work holiday party, watch this video of puppies playing with their mom in the snow. It'll make you feel better.
Proof that you can return all the expensive gifts you got for your children and give them onions and bananas instead!
Oh SNAP! BBC is gettin' real with this list of the worst CEOs of 2014!
Garfield! Because everyone needs more Garfield in their life.
Everything is actually more terrible than we realized, because someone stole a disabled veteran's dog from a gas station on Wyoming.
And for anyone who says there isn't anything to do in Albuquerque, here is a comprehensive guide to ALL the things to do today!
It’s Slaybor Day.
ELO’s Mike Edwards was killed by a giant bale of hay. What a terrible thing to lose.
There were six earthquakes in Oklahoma.
There was a Guatemalan mudslide.
A horrible girl threw puppies in the river (like in Blood Meridian!)
Craigslist has censored their adult ads.
There’s some kind of weird Joaquin Phoenix movie.
Jerry Lewis wants to hit Lindsay Lohan. And then he woud spank her… And then… And then…
A time-travelling hipster was caught in this 1905 photo.
Here’s a hipster dinosaur coloring book.
A woman ate 181 chicken wings.
Another severed foot was found in Vancouver.
See the new Sasquatch footage from Oregon.
Sad Albuquerque drunk endangers child.
A violent rapist remains at large in the Q.
An Albuquerque Goodwill store got some explosives and weed.
Happy birthday, Rhett Miller.