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V.21 No.40 |

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The Daily Word in debate hangovers

By Tom Nayder [ Thu Oct 4 2012 10:08 AM ]
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Consensus is that President Obama and KitchenAid lost last night's debate, leaving Neil deGrasse Tyson and Big Bird the clear winners.

Facebook has a billion daily users and none of them will like the picture of your kid doing that thing you posted.

White college kids from Texas do the craziest things.

Food prices rising at Balloon Fiesta.

Chicago police find 1,000 pot plants growing in a field.

Arrests made following this weekends shooting at Fantasy World.

Miguel Cabrera wins baseball's first Triple Crown since 1967.

Cheese smugglers busted in Canada.

What if everyone on earth pointed a laser pointer at the moon at the same time?

Chevy dealer totally sorry he had you arrested over pricing error.

Can a new font help dyslexic readers?

Happy Birthday Charlton Heston!!!

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The Daily Word 07.07.10: LeBron Madness, Lindsay Goes To Jail, The Intenet Is Over

By Tom Nayder [ Wed Jul 7 2010 9:49 AM ]
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Now may be the time to take care of your outstanding warrants.

Your ironic mullet is officially illegal.

Japan may have captured asteroid particles and successfully returned them to Earth.

Crazy widow lives with corpses of her husband and twin sister.

So the Palins aren't hillbillies?

Woman arrested in Tennessee for driving drunk on vanilla extract.

Police and firefighters attacked with fireworks in St. Louis.

Priest in Connecticut is arrested for stealing $1.3 million and spending it on male escorts, designer clothes and fancy meals.

Slate wonders why it's so hard to fire a teacher.

Tips for losers on how to handle an online break-up.

Newspapers add card readers to vending machines in vain attempt to stave-off death.

Has a long lost Michelangelo sculpture been found?

Why doesn't anyone want to go to Lilith Fair?

Enjoy this crazy Mel Gibson flow chart.

This infomercial for the Cold Steal Two-Handed Great Sword is pretty sweet.

It's hot and crowded in China.

Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail where she probably won't get fancy manicures.

Bruce Willis debuts "the manliest scent in the world."

The early reviews of Inception are in and I'm still excited.

Everyone is freaking-out about where LeBron James is going to play next season.

Is your cat a racist?

Prince goes back in time, declares the Internet "completely over."

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