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V.23 No.27 | 7/3/2014

Idiot Box

Rapture, Be Pure

“The Leftovers” on HBO

“Lost” producer explores the Rapture in HBO’s feel-bad supernatural drama “The Leftovers.”

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V.20 No.21 | 5/26/2011

news

The Daily Word With No Red Light Cameras, Panhandling Dogs, Crazy Violent Peter Fonda

In the news: how to use rifles, downs a Guiness pint, crime will increase, 25 really awesome photos, panhandling dog, flea-infested casino, 46,000 prisoners, October 21st, 2011, Joplin, Mo. tornado, deadliest in the country, kicked out of Japan, have been turned off, effing wind, 47 percent

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V.20 No.20 |

News

The Daily Word: Food trucks, MacGyver, orgies

In the news: 77,000 acres, APD shooting from 2009, food trucks, zombie apocalypse, Bosque, believers' pets?, orgies, bad food, MacGyver, Gwyneth Paltrow

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V.20 No.18 |

NEWS

The Daily Word 5.8.11: Beastie Boys short; Jon Hamm; Rio Grande Sun Police Blotter; Decrepit Amusement Park

In the news: Buck Owens, The King, San Li Tun Apple Store, Dueling male/female pole dancers on San Li Tun, Miscreants of Taliwood, Herman Dune video, What?, The Shaker, Smokey the Cat, loudest purr, home movies, here, Bear Skeleton Uncovered While Man Hides Easter Eggs, Fight For Your Right Revisited, May 21st Rapture, pictures/video, propaganda period, What happened to Air France Flight 447?, 19th century French automata, patriotic-fridge, Dick Cheney

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V.19 No.8 | 2/25/2010

Post-Rapture Pets

Have you ever wondered what will happen to Man’s Best Friend after God calls you to Heaven? The folks at Eternal Earth-Bound Pets sure have. In what amounts to the best joke and/or business plan I’ve ever heard, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets will offer a pet-sitting service for those Chosen Few who find themselves caught up in The Rapture. A flat $110 fee will get you a godless heathen to look after your beloved pets during the Time of Tribulation. How can you be sure the designated pet-sitters won’t be caught up in The Rapture as well? A FAQ on the company’s web site assures clients that, “each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are atheists, do not believe in God/Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in accordance with Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation.” The service is available in 22 states right now. (Sadly, NM isn’t one of them.)

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