The Daily Word: Bosque Closure, Sarah Palin Quits Something Else, TSA's Mobil Groping Teams
Rio Rancho police are cracking down on tailgaters.
Police arrest La Familia cartel boss.
UNM scientists prove that men are funnier than women.
Stephen Colbert finds the one Republican candidate who can beat Obama.
Sarah Palin quits her bus tour halfway through.
Watch out for the TSA Mobile Groping Squads.
The Supreme Court will review the patentability of medical diagnostic tests.
Man arrested after IRS accidently deposits $110,000 into his bank account.
Wimbledon officials wants female tennis players to stop grunting so loudly.
Iran wants to send a monkey into space.
Bronies are real, and they're in Albuquerque.
Coming soon to a restaurant near you: horse-semen shots.
This giant chicken-deboning machine is terrifying, awesome.
Man ships himself across country in a crate equipped to play a MMO as part of an art project.
Oh yeah, they remade Footloose.
New iPhone rumor #32.
Pray for a Destiny's Child reunion.
The seven types of friends everyone needs.
The Daily Word: Fatal APD Shooting, Gary Johnson For President, New Beastie Boys
Another day, another fatal APD shooting.
Former Gov. Gary Johnson is expected to announce his presidential bid soon.
I bet you didn't know that President Obama had brain surgery.
Utah Republican's cut unemployment insurance to motivate people to get back to work.
More bodies found on Long Island beaches.
Mom drives car into river, killing herself and her three children.
School in Chicago bans homemade lunches.
Congress removes rocky mountain wolf from endangered species list.
The title of this video is: Fat Security Guard Goes Crazy On Skaters.
Have you heard this new Beastie Boy's song yet?
Navy successfully tests new death ray.
Record Store Day is this Saturday.
How organic labels trick your brain.
Jerry Lawson, inventor of the video game cartridge died this weekend.
A complete guide to who's
ruining remaking your favorite comedies.
How to avoid dancing with people.
Don't buy one of these infinite capacity hard drives.
Taco Bell is testing nacho-flavored Doritos as taco shells!
Pictures from last week's Monsterpalooza.
Denny's has the best pancakes … and fights.