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V.23 No.18 | 5/1/2014
Yeah, OxiClean isn’t even gonna get that stain out.

Film Review

Blue Ruin

Indie revenge drama delivers cold comfort

Revenge is a dish best served cold in indie revenge drama Blue Ruin.
V.20 No.34 |

news

The Daily Word with Bulgarian Yogurt, Violent Tweets and Crossbow Attacks

The Daily Word

APD fires officer over violent tweets.

Companies who pay more to their CEOs than in taxes.

Federal judge strikes down Texas sonogram law.

Gawker vs. Fox News, round whatever.

The origins of the Black Death have been uncovered.

Boy shot with crossbow for throwing rocks at cars.

Bad news for Greek yogurt.

Will an HIV scare lead to less new porn?

Fermilab scientists figures out how to cut plane boarding time in half.

Glenn Beck wants to know if the term colored is really such a bad thing.

Stupid things Game of Thrones characters have done.

Cyberlockers replace Bittorret sites as the most popular file-sharing sites.

Happy birthday Buddy Hackett!!!

V.20 No.13 | 3/31/2011

Arts

A dish best served cold

Four revenge ideas

Revenge.

I've been thinking about it a lot lately. There is no one in particular I am seeking vengeance against, but it's good to have a list of ideas. Here are four for your consideration.

1. Go to northern New Mexico, find some sheep herders and bring them to wherever the person against whom you seek satisfaction works. Have a sheep shearing party. Sheep are smelly loud beasts and the person will soon regret whatever it is they have done. Afterward you can make sweaters and have a matanza.

2. Purchase one hundred boxes of allergy pills, five gallons of pool cleaner, vinyl hosing and assorted coffee filters and camp stove fuel. Place items in trash bags and deposit in enemy's back yard. Call drug task force and report clandestine methamphetamine lab. Don't get caught transporting these items, lest ye be charged with manufacture of a controlled dangerous substance. [I wouldn’t do this; it’s probably construed as a felony in most courts.]

3. Buy a cow. Place cow in enemy's office. Feed cow. Smacking of cow lips will soon drive them mad. Large amount of cow dung will also have crazing effect. Note, this does not work if you share an office.

4. Hijack space ship by placing mind controlling bugs in ears of crew members. Threaten to use planet building Genesis device as weapon. Quote Melville. I saw it in a movie once. It didn't work out to well but the principle is sound.

V.20 No.5 |

The Daily Word 2.5.11: Gitmo cage death; bag of panties; Palins trademark their name

The Daily Word

British court declares man too dumb for sex.

"Bitches love my mom jeans."

Victoria, B.C. Craig's List item: Bag of panties (in the bushes.)

NASDAQ has been hacked repeatedly in the past year.

A Pepsi, some cookies and lots of screaming: first hand account of what detainment by Egyptian secret police is like. Everything thing else about Egyptian current affairs can be found on Al Jazeera English. Just embrace it.

Guantanamo detainee kept in cage for nine years -and never charged- has died of an apparent heart attack.

I finally figured out who NM First Dude Chuck Franco reminds me of.

Palin Palin Palin Palin. Oh, shit. But can I still change my name to Palin Comparison?

Beautifully, horrible-bad scene from a 1978 Italian sci-fi film.

Meet Lila Rose, the woman behind the planned parenthood pimp'n'hos bullshit. Do NOT. Look. Into HER EYES.

Professors behaving badly.

This guy came up with a way to win the lottery 95 percent of the time. Did he get rich? No. Did he tell the lottery? Yes. Is he Canadian? Yup.

Do you feel like a jackass when you forget your phone somewhere? Meet Cody Wilkins, dumbass.

On this day in 1941 The S.S. Politician foundered in the Hebrides. It was carrying 260,000 bottles of whisky. Guess what happened next.


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