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V.21 No.7 | 2/16/2012

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The Daily Word in Joe the Plumber, Obama birth control, undocumented immigrant license repeal

By Sam Adams [ Fri Feb 10 2012 10:15 AM ]
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Obama administration expected to announce a compromise with religious groups in regard to birth control.

Coronado Mall employees going to jail. Police say they’ve been physically agressive in pushing sales.

Bombings in Syria kill at least 25.

Gov. Martinez-backed repeal disallows undocumentedl immigrants from getting driver’s licenses.

House also approves pay raise for county officials.

Conservationists kill rhino while trying to inform the public on how to help rhinos.

Man carrying petitions for A Safer Missouri Citizens’ Coalition shot to death in St. Louis.

Nothing says Valentine’s Day love like a “salamigram.”

In other salty-processed-meat-Valentine’s news, Pizza Hut is running a marriage proposal special for ten grand.

APS says boy burned in locker room horseplay involving aerosol and a lighter.

Joe the Plumber is running for Congress.

Man arrested for putting 3-year-old in a dryer, turning it on.

Two nuclear plants approved in Georgia.

Chewie, Barney and Alf— the men behind the masks.

Police say Illinois teen tried to bring five sacks of sacks of weed into juvie, but decided to put them in a security checkpoint tray rather than take them through a metal detector.

A list of ways to refer to Zooey Deschanel, aka the “manic pixie dream girl.”

One-legged man running from trouble prompts the question, What would Omar Little do? Oh, indeed.

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V.20 No.22 |

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The Daily Word: 6.3.11 - bad things in Arizona, cupcakes not bombs, and mutant e coli

there's lots of crappy stuff happening

By Summer Olsson [ Fri Jun 3 2011 11:55 AM ]
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There's all that annoying smoke from the Wallow fire, but at least we weren't evacuated.

More of these damn tornadoes.

Don't keep dead rhinos in your backyard like this guy does.

A marijuana expo...medical. Of course.

Government hackers want you to make cupcakes, not bombs.

Gunman kills six in Arizona, including himself.

We have a new deadly strand of mutant E coli. Awesome.

Salvador Dali Foundation irked about the artist's name getting slapped on just anything.

This woman has ten reasons why Sarah Palin should run for president. Ten yawl.

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