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V.23 No.40 |

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The Daily Word in the Balloon Fiesta, dispensary woes and a cancer ball

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Police in Thailand take alleged killers to the scene of the crime to reconstruct the murder.

Two Louisiana teachers are accused of having a three-way with one of their students.

New York is attempting to pass a bill that limits its involvement with federal immigration organizations because their policies are too “anti-immigrant.”

After many abortion clinics in Texas shut down due to a law that was signed last year, the appeals court is now allowing the state to enforce new restrictions.

Officials in Dallas, Texas, are cleaning and sanitizing the apartment of a Liberian man who was diagnosed with Ebola.

The BioPark Aquarium is attempting to replace fish that were poisoned when an employee was trying to get rid of a parasite in their tank.

It's one thing to sell pot legally; it's another to find a place for your dolla bills.

About $50,000 worth of jewelry was stolen from a dead man's apartment in Albuquerque.

The Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta kicks off this weekend y'all! The Alibi's got the schedule and more for ya.

That's a giant ball … I mean testicle. A man is pushing a 6-foot teste across the US to raise cancer awareness.

V.23 No.33 | 8/14/2014

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The Daily Word in Taco Bell, ebola and necrophilia.

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Michael Brown was shot at least six times—twice in the head.

Necrophilia in Ohio.

What’s on Taco Bell’s new $1 Cravings Menu?

An Icelandic volcano is threatening to erupt.

Rick Perry is outraged.

A weird family killed a giant alligator.

A Mojave solar plant burns birds out of the air.

The New Teen Titans say No to drugs.

Mom threw the puppy off the balcony.

Ebola at UNMH?

Shots fired at the post office.

Happy birthday, Robert Redford.

Thanks for the links, Susan Petersen.

V.21 No.17 |

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The Daily Word in vice, dissent and the end times

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From now on, APD officers will use lapel cameras on every call.

The city’s hearing officer is fired after the mayor and police chief deem him overly biased.

The vice squad is investigating two “massage” parlors for ties to global sex trafficking after making prostitution arrests.

Three agents caught up in secret service prostitution debacle turn down lie-detector tests.

Anti-military protestors in Cairo were violently attacked; eleven died of their injuries.

Chinese dissident leaves U.S. embassy, where he sought protection after allegedly suffering abuse during house arrest.

Nobel-prize winner Aung Sun Suu Kyi is “cautiously optimistic” as she assumes her seat in Myanmar’s parliament.

As Gingrich prepares to bow out of the primary, Ron Paul supporters continue their quiet campaign to win delegates.

Johnny Depp’s Tonto costume is modeled after a painting by a white artist whose images aren’t historically or ethnographically accurate.

Caught with your foot in your mouth? Embarrassing public gaffe? God forgives you, according to Rick Perry.

Recent male rush to amp testosterone levels troubles doctors, if not pharmaceutical companies.

Wife of avid Guinness world records collector: “He’s crazy. I would never vote for him.”

Advances in food science could result in less ouchie boo-boos.

Turks and Americans are 22 percent convinced the End Is Near. The French? Much more skeptical.

V.21 No.3 | 1/19/2012

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The Daily Word in Rick Perry folding, Terrell Owens signing, Mark Wahlberg going nuts

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Rick Perry drops out, endorses Gingrich.

APS superintendent says Gov. Martinez’ plan would misuse education funds.

Some numbers on yesterday’s web blackouts.

Police say man was drunk when he was “hogtied” in a convenience store parking lot after pulling off interstate.

Report counts 200 more homeless people in N.M. than last year.

Marky Mark says he would have been a hero had he been on one of the 9/11 planes. We’d all be heroes if we quit using petroleum (2:18 in). Maybe he really does talk to animals.

Meeting at 3 p.m. today at the Convention Center over proposed Westside Walmart.

Police say a 10-year-old stabbed his friend to death.

England spies on Russia with a fake rock.

T.O. signs with Indoor Football League. Getcha Popcorn Ready.

Holy shit, that’s a lot of bamboo.

The Giants playing a great game had nothing to do with the Packers losing. Real reason: This crying girl put sparkles on her nails and didn’t wear her Aaron Rodgers jersey.

V.20 No.44 |

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The Daily Word in Bjork, Girl Scout badges, zombie arrests and Grand Theft Auto

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Bjork's new album has Tesla coils in it!

Occupy Las Cruces protesters given eviction notice from police.

Girls Scouts can earn locavore merit badges now.

Herman Cain says this is all Rick Perry's fault.

Cubans will be allowed to own property.

China and Russia have been spying on us.

"Zombie march ends in arrests."

Severely creepy old-tyme photographs.

Grand Theft Auto V will look like this.

Beware of frogs in your bagged salad.

Sarcastic responses to well-meaning signs. (Thanks Carl!)

Your grandpa could be a prostitute.

Thanks, Smashing Magazine: Free calendar wallpaper downloads for the month of November. I like the "The Most Productive Month."

V.20 No.31 |

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The Daily Word with an upcoming Anonymous attack, Ted Bundy's blood and a Chinese landlord scorpion attack

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Anonymous is gearing up to attack Facebook this November.

The Congressional Supercommittee has been chosen.

North and South Korea exchange fire.

Glen Beck warns that the looting in London will spread to America, even though these looters don't seem all bad.

President Obama can't catch a break.

FBI agent discusses the West Mesa buried bodies case.

Missouri high school bans Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse-5.

America is not ready for President Rick Perry.

Recently discovered vial of Ted Bundy's blood may help uncover more murders.

The Onion is starting a paywall.

I guess horsemaning is the new planking, but whatever happened to flanking?

Probably not a good idea to heckle Aziz Ansari.

Chinese landlord releases thousands of scorpions to chase away his tenants.

Thomas the Imperialist Tank Engine.

Ten crazy slow-motion videos.

Does Pluto have rings?

Tim Heidicker (of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!) saw a UFO.

Six things that were probably built by aliens.

Happy Birthday Rosanna Arquette!!!