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V.23 No.38 | 9/18/2014

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The Daily Word in robots, rats and rockstars.

The Daily Word

Kanye West stopped his concert because a fan in a wheelchair wouldn’t stand up.

Country crooner Lynn Anderson was arrested after a drunken car smash.

Courtney Love rocks the guitar lamely.

A Samsung robot sentry shoots everyone, period.

Quadrupedal robots frolic gracefully to the tune of a new cheetah algorithm.

An Albuquerque pumpkin heist will likely scar toddlers’ psyches.

A virtual Boobie Squeezing Simulator makes girlfriends obsolete.

Scottish independence might be an actual thing.

A sleeping Brooklyn toddler survived a savage rat attack.

Switzerland will take Snowden.

A gravedigger photographed himself with the exhumed remains of his long deceased nephew.

The Bernalilllo County Commission will take legal action against the Secretary of State to ensure key issues (including decriminalization of marijuana possession) will be on the ballot in this November’s election.

It’s State Fair time.

Jose Nino’s baby won’t go to sleep.

Let the shooting competition begin.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

Happy birthday, Tom Hardy.

Today’s Daily Word was made possible with generous link-cullling assistance from Constance Moss, Geoffrey Plant, Janet Miller, Lisa Barrow, Kyle Silfer and Susan Petersen. Thanks, you guys!

V.22 No.10 | 3/7/2013

video games

Webgame Wednesday. Girls Like Robots: Nerdfest

Girls like robots. The cool ones, anyway. This fact is proven by the new Adult Swim game Girls Like Robots: Nerdfest. It's really just a mini version of PopCannibal's popular mobile gaming series. But this cute 'n' cartoony puzzle game is worth checking out in any form. Your object is to seat people at various events. You must follow certain rules, however. Girls, for example, like to sit next to robots. They don't like to sit next to nerds. (Sorry, nerds.) Nerds don't like sitting next to other nerds. Figure out the proper seating chart and it's on to the next puzzle. Nerds!

V.22 No.3 | 1/17/2013

news

The Daily Word in robot bands, poop snakes and forbidden spheres.

The Daily Word

APD shooting declared justified.

Albuquerque is snowy.

Classified spheres!

An ambulance fell victim to a woman’s diabolical “ride home” scheme.

Robbers dug a tunnel into a bank, just like in the cartoons.

A snake made of poop.

Finally. A robot band.

Love song stories.

The Mystery of the Chinese Warehouse.

Thanks for the help Emily and Millington!

V.21 No.47 | 11/22/2012

news

The Daily Word in MMA arenas, botox and killer robots.

The Daily Word

A Santa Fe jail was a martial arts arena.

Monkeys and mid-life crises.

R. Kelly on Broadway.

The botox poker face.

Chinese sex toys.

Sleeping Beauty Syndrome.

Charlize Theron got a buzzcut.

45% of America wants to skip Christmas.

Kate Moss’ bird tattoos were done by painter Lucien Freud.

PSYOPS mission patches!

Slow motion dancing water drips.

Weird cars of 2012.

Leftover Halloween candy recipes. (At what point does candy become “leftover” candy?)

Rich people amuse themselves with fancy things.

Draw eyes on your hands!

What made you sad?

Want to play soccer?

Ban killer robots.

The mystery of the Bloop has been solved.

You can cut a Christmas tree.

Happy birthday Sean Young.

Thanks to Constance Moss, Susan Petersen and Tom Nayder for the help!

V.21 No.38 | 9/20/2012

video games

Webgame Wednesday: Broken Robot Love

Broken Robot Love casts you in the role of, well, a broken robot. You're a small, sad toy that has been cast aside. Your goal is to return to your young owner, a better and stronger plaything. The only thing standing in your way is a backyard maze full of of lava, pirates and other deadly obstacles. Sucks to be you. This puzzle platformer will have you placing blocks and jumping quickly (and I do mean quickly) in order to make your way to the next treacherous level. No dawdling! Get moving!

V.21 No.28 | 7/12/2012

video games

Webgame Wednesday: Little Wheel

Most point-and-click adventures are dull affairs, rewarding blind poking more than anything. But Little Wheel is something altogether different. First of all, the story is an interesting one. You play a robot who must reactivate his mechanical brethren after centuries of deep sleep. Second of all, the shadow-puppet animation is fluid and quite gorgeous. Finally, the game itself is a great deal of fun, feeling far more interactive and action-packed than most games of this type. The whole thing won't take you ten minutes to solve, but its a satisfying little sci-fi journey.

V.21 No.16 |

news

The Daily Word in Dick Clark, feminist nuns and sex robots

The Daily Word

New mayor of Sunland Park is 24-years-old.

Kirtland is going to look a little harder for leaked jet fuel.

Dick Clark made stars. R.I.P.

Paramedics in N.M. work 72-hour shifts.

DOH to medical board: You can't ask the feds to reclassify marijuana.

Romney says something weird about cookies.

Killer swan.

Sex robots are our future.

Vatican cracks down on feminist nuns.

"Hopefully" may spell the end of grammar.

DoubleOh.

Passengers say an American cruise ship ignored a drifting fishing boat, leaving two men to die.

V.20 No.51 |

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The Daily Word in robots, French boob jobs and magic eye

The Daily Word

Congress approves payroll tax cut.

The 50 Internet memes of 2011.

Weather closes most N.M. highways.

APD hired officer with an "excessive force" past, according to lawsuit.

Your kids are ungrateful for a reason.

Gay robot opposes Bachmann.

Speaking of robots, Devin invokes the "Uncanny Valley" hypothesis in this week's film review of Tintin. Here are some examples of creepy faux humans.

Hypnotic folk dance indeed.

The hideous actors behind the hideous masks.

Medical magical mushrooms in the realm of enchantment.

And Internet magic eye!

X-ray xmas tree!

Happy Hanukkah! Save a little money on the electric bill, why don’t you?

Space ball falls from sky in Namibia.

Perhaps that’s why everyone is mysteriously nodding off in Africa?

Kim Jong Il is mourned to death.

France recommends that 30,000 women have their breast implants removed.

Mmmm .. Italian Red Meat Flavor.

Occupy. Now what?

Pollacks continue to do everything backward by using drone planes to spy on police at protests.

Five ways to eat baby Jesus.

A very Terry Gilliam Christmas.

V.20 No.44 | 11/3/2011

news

The Daily Word in gecko robots, super beagles, suicide machines

The Daily Word

Siberian people share DNA with ancient human ancestors.

An Oklahoma University professor is arrested for medical practices on his own students.

See the robot that can climb walls like a gecko.

The Loudoun County Republican Party releases an image of a “Zombie Obama.

The Who’s Pete Townshend likens Apple to a “digital vampire.”

The beagle that survived a gas chamber is up for adoption, and I want it.

Spooky New Orleans: 15 people shot, two dead on Halloween.

A Sadanese man is beheaded in public in Saudi Arabia for being a sorcerer.

People in the Northeast still without power made some awesome snow pumpkins.

Hacker group Anonymous may be targeting the Mexican drug cartels next.

(Un)occupy Albuquerque protesters are granted a limited permit to be in Yale Park.

Dr. Kevorkian’s “suicide machine” will be auctioned off on Friday.

V.20 No.39 | 9/29/2011

news

The Daily Word in Tim Gunn, The Sucklord and teleportation

The Daily Word

Second report also clears Darren White.

Onion joke goes terribly wrong.

Tim Gunn is coming to New Mexico.

Race car champ Al Unser Jr. arrested for DWI.

12-year-old finds out she’s pregnant after sexual assault.

Chemical castration for pedophiles in South Korea.

ICE sweeps the country, picks up 2,901 undocumented immigrants, 36 in New Mexico.

Feds may challenged four state immigration laws.

The advertising genius behind “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.”

Meet The Sucklord, asshole.

Online dating is hard.

Sex-toy company is launching a vibrator into space.

China’s also going to space.

The album that changed everything 20 years ago.

A dress made of cow and yak nipples.

Tiny robot rocket jumps.

45 years of KUNM.

Gov. Martinez to appoint Commish Block’s replacement. His resignation was announced yesterday.

Why rats feel like they’re being teleported all the time.

This cantaloupe thing is serious, the deadliest food-borne outbreak since 1998.

V.20 No.26 |

NEWS

The Daily Word 7.3.11: fire; fireworks; nazis; metallica

The Daily Word

Fireworks fails (video collection!)

The John Young Ranch burned last weekend. The Dixons of apple fame bought their property from Young. The orchard was saved.

Silver City's Penny Park burned, again.

Los Alamos residents may return home!

Watch NYPD Bomb Squad blow up 5000 pounds of confiscated fireworks.

Here's what the Reflecting Pool in Washington Monument looks like this Fourth of July weekend. "It's kind of gross right now."

A weirder Haunted Mansion.

Hitler is pissed about Metallica recording with Lou Reed.

Miss Honeywell. "She'd make a good personal assistant to a sales manager."

German Neo-Nazi codes.

Newlywed Duke and Duchess of Cambridge in Canada for Canada Day.

Some Quebecois aren't fond of the royals.

Yellowstone River oil spill.

Pairing wine with doughnuts, Spaghetti-O's and other crap.

Wikileaks might sue Mastercard. With Wikileaks "priceless" ad spoof.

Happy belated birthday, Lindsay Lohan.


V.20 No.24 |

news

The Daily Word: Bosque Closure, Sarah Palin Quits Something Else, TSA's Mobil Groping Teams

The Daily Word

Mayor Berry close portions of the Bosque.

Rio Rancho police are cracking down on tailgaters.

Police arrest La Familia cartel boss.

UNM scientists prove that men are funnier than women.

Stephen Colbert finds the one Republican candidate who can beat Obama.

Sarah Palin quits her bus tour halfway through.

Watch out for the TSA Mobile Groping Squads.

The Supreme Court will review the patentability of medical diagnostic tests.

Man arrested after IRS accidently deposits $110,000 into his bank account.

Wimbledon officials wants female tennis players to stop grunting so loudly.

Iran wants to send a monkey into space.

Bronies are real, and they're in Albuquerque.

Top 10 brands that will disappear next year.

Coming soon to a restaurant near you: horse-semen shots.

Your dishwasher is slowly killing you.

This giant chicken-deboning machine is terrifying, awesome.

Man ships himself across country in a crate equipped to play a MMO as part of an art project.

The earliest American artwork discovered is …

Oh yeah, they remade Footloose.

New iPhone rumor #32.

Pray for a Destiny's Child reunion.

The seven types of friends everyone needs.

Happy Birthday John Dillinger!!!

V.19 No.27 | 7/8/2010

News

The Daily Word 07.05.10: Mad Mel Gibson, Iranian Robots and Princess Di Hair Jam

The Daily Word

Who has the biggest July 4th fireworks displays?

Read the racist rantings of Mad Mel.

An Iranian robot is to be used “on behalf of a person or as help." Meanwhile, the Americans made a baby seal robot that acts like it loves you. Death to the weak and stupid Americans!

Morning people are difficult to tolerate, and waffles don’t have blades.

Somali Pirates strike again.

A lumpy-faced felon fights the alien invasion.

In Amsterdam, there’s a forest in a box.

Deadly horses completely fucked a parade in Iowa by killing people.

Read this awesome story of the real Pied Piper courtesty of Geoffrey Anjou.

Deutsche Raucher sind mit Plänen für Oktoberfest frustriert.

South African police thought Paris Hilton was stoned, but she was just being normal.

My new shirt.

Delicious jam was made with Princess Diana’s hair.

Follow Bigfoot both in the woods and on Twitter.

Other than Dracula, what were some of Christopher Lee’s greatest roles?

Look at this cool “handsome guy” mask.

A vampire made a Colorado woman smash her car.

Closer to home, an I-40 car smash killed three.

Mayor Berry cut wages for police and firefighters.

Two Albuquerque babies left in a hot van for two hours are ok.

It’s Huey Lewis’ birthday. Here’s Christian Bale talking about him.


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