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Rowdy’s Dream Blog #348: How to Paint with Watercolors

I receive a commission to paint a watercolor for a girl. She wants me to paint a girl pointing a gun at her. She provides me with a large palette with new grass growing on it, and stones that can be scraped for color. My pal T advises me. He has taken a watercolor class recently.

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Rowdy’s Dream Blog #306: A dream about large rocks in wheelbarrows.

G and I are car camping on a mesa. It is dusk. I watch a large, protractor-shaped spaceship descend and land behind some trees. Soon, a swarm of geology students dressed in white jumpsuits mill around our campsite, gathering large rocks into wheelbarrows. Some of them spill their loads, comically. I pull our canvas curtains closed and hope for some peace and quiet so we can sleep.

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Rowdy’s Dream Blog #299: How to conjure spirits with a hammer.

I continuously smash flat rocks with my rubbery sledge hammer, forcing an old sailor to tell me about the spirits I am conjuring by doing so.

V.20 No.34 | 8/25/2011

Odds & Ends

By Devin D. O’Leary
Funny because it happens to someone else.

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