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V.20 No.27 | 7/7/2011
“I am a robot in disguise. As a robot.”

Film Review

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Maybe Optimus isn’t past his prime; or, how to make the least awful Transformers movie ever

By Devin D. O’Leary

The best defense of the third Transformers movie is that nobody buying a ticket to Transformers: Dark of the Moon believes they’re about to see a great work of cinema. It’s like people who eat deep-fried Kool-Aid at the state fair. (It’s a thing, look it up.) They’re not doing it for the nutritional value. Transformers will kill your brain cells. Guaranteed. But then, so will beer—and we all love that in the summertime. So, perhaps it’s time to re-evaluate the mega-bazillion-dollar super-blockbuster franchise.

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