So sad.

 

Can of Vienna Sausages stuck in the mailbox of a boarded-up house. Is it a message? Is someone going to kill me?

This song cheered me up (a little).

 

Old pair of underwear outside of ABQ Jump. They've obviously been there for some time; alone, scared … sad.

• sad
• picture
• underwear
• boxer briefs

APS releases next year's budget, plans on cutting more than 400 jobs.

The man killed by APD yesterday was armed with a plastic kitchen spoon.

President Obama still enjoying the post-bin Laden assassination popularity boost.

Eight-month-old gets an enhanced pat-down at Kansas City airport.

Donald Trump doesn't know what the 13 stripes represent on the American flag.

Interesting visualization of the spread of Osama bin Laden death news thru twitter.

Ten-year-old kills his neo-nazi father.

Because sometimes it's better when your favorite TV show gets cancelled.

History of people who use the internet to convince others to commit suicide.

The truth about Groupon.

Let your kids eat some junk food already!

Man found living on roof of a Georgia Waffle House.

Read all about the Old Man of the Lake.

The most hipster state in the US is …

Are you fat enough for the new Triple Double Oreo?

Bristol Palin had surgery that gave her a new chin, but don't worry, it was for medical reasons.

Saddest mugshot ever.

Social networking cigarettes.

Slow motion video of some dudes playing with a six foot water balloon.

Equisetum is the oldest genus of land plant, over 100 million years old.

Soul Caliber 5 is coming next year.

The validity of the legal advice from Jay-Z's 99 Problems.

New retro-cartoon channel to launch 'soon.'

The burger of the future.

Who watches the Watchponies?

Happy Birthday Jeffrey Donovan!!!

• Jeffrey Donovan holds the secret (Nick Brown) [ Wed May 11 2011 10:31 AM ]
  

 

Fourtysomething barefoot man, in handcuffs, led out by police:
What am I being charged with?
Police officer:
That's something we need to talk about.

Man, early 20s, wearing a hospital bracelet, consoling a visibly upset woman, early 20s:
You don't have to worry, he's never going to fuck you up again.

Old woman, wearing sweat pants and hospital gown, talking to triage nurse:
I'm tired of being treated like a child!
Same woman, 5 minutes later:
Stop lying to me!
Triage nurse, to receptionist after old woman storms out:
I'm so happy right now.

Man, after taking a bite of his Subway sandwich:
They put mustard on it.

Receptionist, to older biker guy:
Sir! Sir! You cannot smoke in here.

Later, same older biker guy to older biker girl:
I told you it's over between me and her. Over!

Younger woman on phone holding sleeping toddler:
These doctors don't know anything.

Old man with bandage on head to wife (CNN on in the background):
So someone dropped a nuke in Japan?

Old drunkish looking dude, being escorted out by security:
Come on man, I just want to lay down here for 10 minutes.

Teenager with ice pack on his hand, talking on waiting room phone:
Just put my mom on the phone, fucker!

• Sadly hilarious (fonduefork) [ Thu Mar 17 2011 2:42 PM ]