I perform a ritual as I chant: "Through the mist...ashes, ashes." I rub some silver-painted sandwiches with the back of a spoon in a clockwise motion. I get the chills.
Speculation on what killed Johnny Tapia
New Mexico's five corporate legislators
Meth-like bath salts may be to blame for attack of the Miami face-eater.
NYC looks to ban large sodas and sugary drinks.
"Sesame Street" composer reacts to news that his songs may have been used to torture people at Gitmo.
Buy salt made from human tears.
Serpent-handling pastor dies from a rattlesnake bite.
Porn star is suspected of murder and mailing body parts to the Conservative Party of Canada.
The rise of lucid dreaming
What it means to be gay in Iran
Supercars that go 200 mph
American nuns prepare a response to Vatican charges that they're radical feminists.
Your state in sandwich form
Nicolas Cage performs John Cage. Kinda.
The Supercommittee is in trouble.
Police reopen the Natalie Wood drowning case.
Protesters occupied Paseo del Norte for more jobs.
Herman Cain is a leader not a reader.
Health care companies payed millions for direct Newt access.
A second experiment at CERN found subatomic particles moving faster than the speed of light.
Worst. Sandwich. Ever.
Sears lost $421 million last quarter.
People are already camping out for Black Friday.
How pizza became a vegetable.
Six reasons to stay away from hippos.
Teen Mom 2 season 2 trailer!
Who are the real job-creators?
Pilot accidently locks himself in the bathroom mid-flight, causing terror scare.
Probably not a good idea to inject the silicon you buy at Lowes to make your butt bigger.
Just how many coffins are being stored in Atlanta for a supposed high casualty event?
Top 10 inappropriate Sesame Street parody sketches.
The Senate will vote on repealing Don't Ask Don't Tell.
Students in Roswell are suspended for bringing doughnuts to school.
Caught on tape: suspect escapes from moving police car.
This guy is still hating on Obama, FROM BEYOND THE GRAAAAVE!
Miami hospital circumcises baby by mistake, I wonder if they're getting sued?
New research shows the ancient Greeks were the first to document a Halley's Comet sighting.
Taco Bell now has flatbread sandwiches.
Why are there so many unfunny people on the new Forbes list of the top-earning comedians.
NASA was to blame for the weird atmospheric symbols over Houston on 9/11. OR WERE THEY???
The ten creepiest fast food mascots are …
How to suck less at Halo: Reach.
Al Sharpton is getting a new Sunday morning talk show.
Weren't you just asking for a list of the 10 coolest G.I. Joe ninjas?
Only a jackass would buy this $178 cheese sandwich.
It's Tommy Lee Jones' birthday!
The fed says NM paid $100 million in unemployment benefits to people who didn't qualify.
Albuquerque bus rider stabbed over a crying baby.
Hurricane Earl to soak the east coast this weekend.
Eleven year-old girl dies from an asthma attack after jackass cop blocks the family's way to the hospital.
One of Mexico's most brutal drug lords know as The Barbie has been captured.
A woman in California was tortured for four days over a Facebook post.
Some of the states suing to stop President Obama's new health care law are also accepting its subsidies.
Fancy math shows when to book for the cheapest flights.
A woman in Vancouver was attacked with acid.
Don't get on Google's shit list.
No state fair for Michigan this year.
See some good design from Tokyo's Good Design Expo here.
Have you visited the Mystery Stone in Los Lunas?
New York's water is full of tiny shrimp.
A new dinosaur nicknamed the stocky dragon is discovered in Transylvania.
This writer thinks cephalopods possess consciousness.
Denny's is selling a fried cheese grilled cheese sandwich.
I hate The Jersey Shore and Family Circus, but I love Jersey Circus.
1) Gold Bullion
2) Yak Bacon
3) Crispy Fried Frogs
4) Your Face and My Ass
9) Moist Towelette
10) Hair Gob