V.23 No.11 |
Burque knows BoB ballots count
And you do too, VOTE NOW!
By Geoffrey Plant [ Mon Mar 17 2014 4:11 PM ]
Spring is in the air. Everything is coming up roses. Time for a new favorite ... bike path .... Nah, maybe it's just time to punch the mayor of 'Burque in the nose. Hopefully while accompanied by the chick with 'Burque's best tattoo. After ogling Duke City's best bar staff. Or the city's best mural. Whoever you vote for will forgive you. Or laud you. Since you already left the best casino, y'all take note when you bring your car to your fave mechanic and gab about Albuquerque's best TV personality. Don't misinterpret that, we're talking about television. You open-minded, best adult-shopping, filthy-minded folk.
Albuqurque residents want to express their opinion. This is the time. This is the place. Weekly Alibi's Best of Burque is registering your thoughts. Your opinions. Your needlessly biased self-esteem and ego-centric positions on the what-not and the that thing-a-ma-jig that is SO 'Burque. Mmm, sexy.... What is the best vintage apparel store?
A better question is who is the "best street artist"? When you're driving the kids to school, who is the "best local radio personality"? Remember that billboard on northbound I-25 advertising the psychic? No? Weekly Alibi is fairly sure you have psychic friends anyway, so vote already, citizens!
V.20 No.35 |
The Daily Word in deadbeat parents, 9/11 truthers, a lost masterpiece and the greatest photo of Saturn ever!
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Sep 7 2011 9:32 AM ]
Dozens of deadbeat parents arrested this week.
Of course the CIA worked with Gaddafi.
Five dead after shooting rampage at Nevada IHOP.
When will 9/11 conspiracy theorists believe the facts? Probably never.
Cell phones in prisons are on the rise.
Is Homeland Security making us safer or poorer?
More bad news for Netflix users.
Why using your real name on the Internet is a bad idea.
Lizards are smarter than we thought.
The greatest photo of Saturn you'll ever see.
What is graph theory, and how can we make some freaking money with it?
In order to find a lost Leonardo Da Vinci masterpiece, scientists need a camera that hasn't been invented yet.
Wikileaks reveals government plans to infiltrate warez topsites.
More Game of Thrones casting news.
Judge dismisses lawsuits against 5010 of the 5011 people accused of downloading the porno Danielle Staub Raw.
Let's all have a good laugh at the MPAA's latest bogus piracy stats.
Whatever happens, do not give Madonna hydrangeas.
Lame looking UFO video from Japan.
You guys probably care which fast food restaurants were rated the highest by Zagat, right?
How the invention of pants ushered us into the modern world.
America's Most Wanted moves to Lifetime?
Katt Wiliams: patriotic or racist?
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