The Daily Word in epic mustaches, tasteless paternity tests and heroic bookkeepers
A school shooting was thwarted by empathy and compassion.
An Albuquerque man is a sensation on Breaking Bad. Because of his epic mustache.
It's super lame that "blue moons" are in no way blue.
Has a young girl just been rescued from a psychotic creep who killed her family? What a great time to demand a paternity test!
What do you have to do to get banned from every farm in the UK? Fuck a goat? Oh.
NASA is selling off the huge crawlers it used to transport space shuttles to the Cape Canaveral launch platform. They'll probably go to a company in the private space industry, but if you act quickly you might be able to snag one. Shoot them an offer at public-
And finally, SEO + Google = crappy information.
The Daily Word in one-armed pole dancing, no-armed giraffe feeding, bad GPS directions
One-armed pole dancer takes world title.
No-armed zoo enthusiast gets to feed a giraffe with his toes.
Abq man blames city for a tree falling on his house during the weekend's wind.
Prez knocks back a cold Guinness at The Dubliner pub in D.C.
The FAA may lighten up on rules about electronic devices on airplanes.
Japanese tourists wind up stuck in the ocean after following GPS directions.
Man ticketed after tying his cat to a rock because it wouldn't go jogging with him. Stupid cats.
Mets owners agree to pay out $162 million in Madoff case.
Open fire leaves at least 4 dead at Jewish school in France.
RIP Red Bull founder Chaleo Yoovidhya.