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V.24 No.26 | 6/25/2015

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The Daily Word: in Tiny Giants

By Robert Maestas [ Wed Jun 24 2015 10:53 AM ]
The Daily Word

bro, you got goldfish in my resin, bro! you got resin in my goldfish!

from pulp to paint, the future melts.

I still hate flying.

don’t think.

i get it. the world sucks.

tiny giants made of tinier giants.

insert skynet reference here.

you dance like a windmill.

smart is simple

brevity truly is the soul of wit.

art is simply a projection.

V.19 No.30 | 7/29/2010

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The Daily Word: in Harmonious Pizza

By Robert Maestas [ Wed Jun 10 2015 11:41 AM ]
The Daily Word

honey, can you print me a pizza?

the wheels on the bus...are powered by WHAT?

the universe, or something like it

algorithmic nostaligia machine

pick a belief, any belief

the ancient wisdom of information technology

history as a two way mirror

the world as chorus, in harmony’s tune

you probably shouldn’t litter

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The Daily Word: in real life vampires and delicious ice cream

By Robert Maestas [ Wed May 27 2015 12:54 PM ]
The Daily Word

death of the fringes

life imitating art

human evolution 2: electric boogaloo

50 shades of doin it

we all scream for ice cream

nuclear accidents happen

I vant to ve a vampire

bad dog! and pigs and rats. and humans

ready your pitchforks. or just forks. whatever

art is anything you can get away with

NOT THE BEES!!!!!

PRINT IS NOT DEAD!

V.24 No.14 | 4/2/2015
Mars One finalist Zachary Gallegos
Courtesy of Zachary Gallegos

Interview

Martian Dreams

Mars One finalist Zachary Gallegos talks life and death on an angry red planet

By Courtney Foster
Burqueño Zachary Gallegos, in the final 100 contenders for a spot on the Mars One mission, chats about everything from scam allegations to Mars food sources.
V.24 No.9 | 02/26/2015

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The Daily Word in selfies, Gwar and Netanyahu

By Samantha Anne Carrillo and Lisa Barrow [ Tue Mar 3 2015 2:20 PM ]
The Daily Word

What the hell is a "selfie stick" and why is the Albuquerque Museum forbidding their use?

Where does the proverb "In like a lion, out like a lamb" come from?

Milanese artist El Gato Chimney conjures up "symbolic visions of fantasy worlds infused with alchemy, occultism and folklore."

GWAR covers Kansas for the A.V. Club, and the result is rad.

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu warns Congress that Obama's deal with Iran will result in the rise of a new nuclear power.

The United States Department of Justice finds a pattern of racial bias in policing in Ferguson.

The National Academy of Sciences will bestow their most prestigious award, the Public Welfare Medal, on Neil deGrasse Tyson in April.

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The Daily Word in racist fashion police, net neutrality and GIANT black holes!

By Amelia Olson [ Thu Feb 26 2015 11:53 AM ]
The Daily Word

It's Thursday! Not exactly as good as Friday, but still pretty damn good.

The Internet may not be owned by a few corporations soon because Washington seems to be pretty down with net neutrality!

There is a black hole that is 12 billion times larger than the sun and is 900 million years old.

Zendaya Coleman elegantly explained why assuming dreadlocks smell like “patchouli oil” or “weed” is racist and weird. Giuliana Rancic apologizes. The internet gives Coleman a giant high five.

A new proposal would require Lyft and Uber drivers to provide insurance and undergo extensive background checks.

Surveys conclude that over half of all farm workers in America lack “legitimate documents” and therefore have no legal rights or protection.

V.24 No.3 | 1/15/2015

How to Do Literally Everything

This Is How to Do Literally Everything

By Ty Bannerman
What if we could teach you how to do it all? Part 1.

How to Do Literally Everything

How To DIY Awesome Skin Care Products

By Amelia Olson
Amelia Olson shares kitchen cosmetic concoctions to help keep you looking your best.

How to Do Literally Everything

How to Survive ABQ Ride

By M. Brianna Stallings
Public transportation is an environmentally friendly, money-saving choice, but it can be freaky out there. M. Brianna Stallings’ tips help take the edge off.

How to Do Literally Everything

How To Score Work as an Extra

By Eva Avenue
Break into the movie-and-TV biz with these handy tips.

How to Do Literally Everything

How to Create a Birth Plan

By Carrie Murphy
So you want to have a baby? Read this first.

How to Do Literally Everything

How to Construct Mixed Media Masterpieces

By Mark Lopez
Staff writer Mark Lopez shows you how to create eye-popping art with car wax, Elmer’s glue and some old magazines.
Robert Maestas

How to Do Literally Everything

How to Fall in Love with Music Again

By Samantha Anne Carrillo
Music editor Samantha Anne Carrillo gives away her secrets to finding new music.
V.23 No.49 |

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The Daily Word In Snobby Egyptian Cats, Laughing Gas And Jesus Handing Out Pot

By Amelia Olson [ Wed Dec 10 2014 11:23 AM ]
The Daily Word

If you wanna be the new CEO of Abercrombie (apparently they’re still a store) you can be! Because that one guy quit. Or resigned. Or whatever the “cool kids” do.

A local high school creative writing teacher resigned after controversy surrounding a student's story about Jesus handing out pot. (Why wasn’t she our high school creative writing teacher?!)

And who hasn’t demanded a plane be taxied back to its terminal when flight snacks are served inadequately?

This woman dressed as the Abominable Snowman, and her poodle, Lizard, understand the true meaning of Christmas/life.

Any time we’ve asked for a bite of someone’s brownie, it was NEVER laced with pot. Thanks for nothing!

In other more duh-ish news, a scientist thinks laughing gas is a great way to treat depression! Tell my uptight dentist that. He’s stingy with that shit.

And if you have a genius cat, it’s possible she was once an “Egyptian princess” who was “used to being treated like a deity”

V.23 No.48 |

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The Daily Word In Chocolate Chip Cookie Hair Ties, Pomeranian Elvis And Coca-Cola Milk.

By Amelia Olson [ Wed Dec 3 2014 11:36 AM ]
The Daily Word

Our kids are dancing! They’re dancing and focusing and doing their chores! Hallelujah!

Here, let Tony Blair show you how to pose gracefully for a Christmas card.

A former UPS employee is suing the company for allegedly firing her for being pregnant.

Science says alcohol gives us energy and we’ve probably been drinking it for millions of years! Cheers!

Coca-Cola will soon sell milk! And by the looks of their advertisements, that milk is going to be sexy! LOL. LOL. LOL.

This Pomeranian dressed like Elvis understands life better than any of us ever will.

Japan-based company makes realistic looking, creepy food jewelry. We want the spaghetti necklace, banana hair clip and chocolate chip cookie hair tie!

Save nudity and “pornography” for Coca-Cola milk products, Florida!

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