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The Daily Word in road conditions, the SpeechJammer, Sunflower semen sentence

Tension with Iran heats up, Obama doesn’t mince words.

Snow and ice jamming up roads in Northern New Mexico.

Device created for anyone who thinks they might meet Glenn Beck or Carrot Top.

In other awesome non-bullet-firing-gun news, may I present “Ultimate Tazer Ball.”

Albuquerque man says he has to walk around with a spear to protect himself from the neighborhood Cujo. No news on whether the dog is registered to vote.

Being a foodie may cause your child to be a food Grinch.

Eye patch-wearing bullfighter who can’t eat returns to the ring five months after being maimed.

The Sunflower semen guy gets 2 years in federal lockup.

55 gallons of lube on the wall, 55 gallons of lube ...

Sorry, but lube jokes never get old.

Sitting: a carcinogen?

I thought British cult murder only existed in The Wicker Man. No, not the Nicolas Cage version.

Ralph Ellison character finally reports self to police.

You know that feeling when your 98-year-old grandma gets arrested for playing bridge?

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The Daily Word: Bosque Closure, Sarah Palin Quits Something Else, TSA's Mobil Groping Teams

Mayor Berry close portions of the Bosque.

Rio Rancho police are cracking down on tailgaters.

Police arrest La Familia cartel boss.

UNM scientists prove that men are funnier than women.

Stephen Colbert finds the one Republican candidate who can beat Obama.

Sarah Palin quits her bus tour halfway through.

Watch out for the TSA Mobile Groping Squads.

The Supreme Court will review the patentability of medical diagnostic tests.

Man arrested after IRS accidently deposits $110,000 into his bank account.

Wimbledon officials wants female tennis players to stop grunting so loudly.

Iran wants to send a monkey into space.

Bronies are real, and they're in Albuquerque.

Top 10 brands that will disappear next year.

Coming soon to a restaurant near you: horse-semen shots.

Your dishwasher is slowly killing you.

This giant chicken-deboning machine is terrifying, awesome.

Man ships himself across country in a crate equipped to play a MMO as part of an art project.

The earliest American artwork discovered is …

Oh yeah, they remade Footloose.

New iPhone rumor #32.

Pray for a Destiny's Child reunion.

The seven types of friends everyone needs.

Happy Birthday John Dillinger!!!

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