V.24 No.45 | 11/05/2015
The Daily Word in Republicans, bad sex, and space death
By Cerridwen Stucky [ Wed Nov 11 2015 11:52 AM ]
Last night's GOP debate is calm and mature... Relatively.
The people at BuzzFeed share with us their lousy sex experience.
Albuquerque honors its veterans- with free stuff!
Yet another “Beauty Through the Decades” video, but this one takes the romantic filter off of the past to show what women were really doing.
A planet far far away causes scientists to rethink the way they see planetary orbit.
Space is terrifying. Death is around every corner, and these astronauts have faced it head on.
Here's a page thats full of people gushing about Fallout 4. If that interests you.
V.24 No.42 | 10/15/2015
Books are Sexy
Friday, Oct 23: Burlesque, Yoga, Sex and Love Book Launch
By Devin D. O'Leary [ Wed Oct 21 2015 11:30 AM ]
Join local award-winning author Dr. Anne Key for the launch of her second memoir with a book signing and live burlesque.
The Daily Word in lube, aliens, and J-Law
By Megan Reneau [ Thu Oct 15 2015 12:13 PM ]
Who cares about women? People who wear pink and don’t wear bras, obviously. Cue eyeroll.
What are smart people afraid of? Not spiders.
Walmart continually makes this beautiful mistake.
Does “Pinktober” piss you off? Well, grab your stress ball because it’s gotten worse.
Yas, Jennifer Lawrence, YAS!
Neon Indian’s new album is released tomorrow, but you can totes listen today if you want to (you know you do).
Sometimes we have to talk to the police when we have weed on us. This is not an ideal situation, so memorize these things so you don’t have a panic attack and get shot.
Santa Fe is hosting a chile drop for NYE?!
V.24 No.20 | 5/14/2015
Sex and Suds
Beer & Bands for Better Sex Ed
By M. Brianna Stallings
Planned Parenthood joins forces with the craft beer scene to promote better sexual education in New Mexico.
Mars Ain’t the Kind of Place to Raise Your Kids
Part two of our interview with prospective Martian Zachary Gallegos
By Courtney Foster
New Mexico’s own prospective Martian, Zachary Gallegos, talks about his fears, his inspirations and, of course, sex in space.
V.24 No.6 | 2/5/2015
Alibi Sex Survey
The Alibi’s 3rd Annual Sex Survey
Our readers open up
By Titus Titanoboa, Ms. Angela and Joan Fariña
Our writers get down and dirty with your responses.
"Warning Sex in progress Do not disturb" by Nevit - Own work. Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons
Sex Survey Basics
The numbers don’t lie
By Alibi Readers
Welcome to the survey
Gender? Orientation? Age? Number of partners? Anal? All is revealed in our 3rd annual Sex Survey!
Sealed with a Kiss
By August March
August March examines four love songs performed by Madonna, Clyde McPhatter, Genesis and Joni Mitchell that are perpetually in rotation at the Weekly Alibi headquarters.
V.24 No.2 | 1/8/2015
German sex comedy proves your body is a wonderland—an icky, smelly, disease-infested wonderland
By Devin D. O’Leary
Raunchy German sex comedy Wetlands proves your body is a wonderland—an icky, smelly, disease-infested wonderland.
V.23 No.44 | 10/30/2014
The Daily Word in bananas, crooked cops and a sex fest road trip.
By Constance Moss & Carl Petersen [ Mon Oct 27 2014 12:18 PM ]
Donations pour in to buy a car for the Eric Frein lookalike, James Tully, who has been hassled by police countless times on his daily five mile walk to work.
Meanwhile, the hunt for Frein is now being conducted by an unmanned, giant, silent balloon.
A Brazilian orange juice maker has gone bananas.
CHP officers in the Bay Area are stealing nude photos from women’s cell phones and using them as virtual trading cards.
Oprah did damage control after her driver ran over a fan’s foot.
In case you were wondering, it’s a crime to swim naked with your baby in the state of New Mexico.
In order to fund her roadtrip, this Chinese teenager plans to sleep with a different man in each city.
Behold the python’s virgin birth.
Beware of retailers peddling unsafe Halloween costumes for children.
What’s happening in Albuquerque today?
Happy birthday, Simon Le Bon.
V.23 No.33 |
The Daily Word in it's probably not ebola
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Aug 20 2014 1:45 PM ]
Members of ISIS apparently decapitated a journalist.
Criminally inclined youth may have underdeveloped brains.
Rick Perry felt kind of sorry for himself after being formally indicted on Federal corruption charges, so he bought himself an ice cream cone.
A 100 year old woman thinks we should be having more sex.
A UNM women's soccer game has been canceled after team members complained about being forced to strip naked and then being sprayed with urine.
And that lady who was being tested for ebola at UNMH probably doesn't have ebola.
V.23 No.13 | 3/27/2014
Nymphomaniac: Volume I
Lars von Trier’s fetish is the specialization of knowledge
By Samantha Anne Carrillo
The first volume of the final installment in Lars von Trier's "Depression Trilogy," Nymphomaniac finds a battered sex addict talking sex, polyphony and fly-fishing with a bookish fisherman.
V.23 No.8 |
The Daily Word in touring Old Main, New Mexico ranks first in something and the collapse of Bitcoin
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Feb 25 2014 8:33 AM ]
Judge's ruling on Albuquerque's DWI vehicle-seizure program is being interpreted in two ways.
An accused pedophile once worked at a Nob Hill magic shop.
Elevator Gossip tweeter identified.
Toronto mayor Rob Ford was on The Today Show.
Some politicians who voted for Arizona's "anti-gay" sb 1062 are feeling like maybe the whole thing isn't such a good idea after all.
25 cases (since 2012) of a polio-like disease affecting children in California have parents and officials very worried.
V.23 No.7 | 2/13/2014
Sex and Its Discontents
Lost Sex Survey Graphs Reveal the Vibrator is King
As if you didn’t know
By Jerry Cornelius [ Wed Feb 12 2014 4:43 PM ]
Last year we asked IF you used sex toys. This year we asked WHICH ONES? Due to space constraints in print, this precious data failed to make it into the feature’s final cut, but now the truth can be told: the vibrator is mightier than the dildo.
Not to disrespect the dildo, of course, which consistently ranks in the top three across all genders and preferences, but the good vibe is apparently more things to more people. Gay and bisexual male respondents were the only group in which the vibrator failed to rank as the most popular sex toy (trumped by both dildo and cock ring, but still a respectable third place). The ladies in the audience, on the other hand—gay, straight and in-between—gave the vibrator an overwhelming 80% and higher approval rating, with straight dudes also ranking it #1. (Clearly these guys know where the missus keeps her Hitachi Magic Wand.)
Gay, bi and straight men also appeared to agree that having a cock is a great reason to have a cock ring, as the #2 sex toy for boys remains consistent across all sexual preferences. That’s what I call solidarity, gentlemen.
You can draw your own conclusions from our rather unscientific poll, but one thing is for sure: for Alibi readers, sex time is tool time.
V.23 No.6 | 2/6/2014
Alibi Sex Survey
The Second Annual Alibi Sex Survey
Everything we wanted to know about sex in Burque ...
By Samantha Anne Carrillo
And we weren’t afraid to ask. From ex politics to hottest-ever sex, Alibi readers empowered us with more sex positive-insight than you can shake a cat o' nine tails at—including sex toy preferences, sexiest staff, secret turn-ons and sexiest experience. Oh Burque, you’re so sexy.
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