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V.25 No.36 | 09/08/2016

The Daily Word in Renewable Energy, Sex For the Elderly and the End of Days

By Joshua Lee [ Sat Sep 10 2016 9:30 AM ]
The Daily Word

A Michigan State University scholar has found that having sex when you're a senior is good for the ladies, but not so much for the men.

Archaeologists found some disturbing shit: Footless children buried at an ancient temple site in Peru.

Want to protect your brain from the effects of aging? Take some B12, dummy.

So, Costa Rica has gone over two months running completely on renewable energy. That's the sound of the game changing.

Rather than plead guilty to an assault charge (a move that would have let him walk away free with time served), a Texas man decided to fight his accusers (including a handful of police officers who were at the scene) and prove his innocence. He got a 40 year sentence.

A Russian river has turned blood red. It's the End of Days! The drooling idiot God, poised for all of history at the Gate of Time (where seven padlocks on seven chains have held him for a millennia) is loosed upon the earth. Goodbye, all my stuff.

V.25 No.26 | 06/30/2016
Courtesy of Self Serve

Event Horizon

Not your Mama's Show and Tell

Thursday, Jul 7: Toy Party: A Sex Toy Tour

By Blythe Crawford [ Wed Jul 6 2016 1:15 PM ]
Self Serve Owner Matie teaches about the world of sex toys, lubricants, sensation play and creative loving. Matie will provide a safe, comfortable space to have intimate questions answered.
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V.25 No.22 | 06/02/2016


The Daily Word in Hillary Clinton, Brock Turner and World Oceans Day

By Renee Chavez [ Wed Jun 8 2016 12:10 PM ]
The Daily Word

Hillary Clinton has won the Democratic presidential nomination!

Happy World Oceans Day!

These are the two Swedish Stanford students who caught Brock Turner in the middle of attempting to rape an unconscious woman.

A father penned a response to the letter from Brock Turner's father.

Facebook is censoring a meme calling Brock Turner what he is.

A local man set fire to his apartment to escape the noise of his neighbors having sex.

American Apparel is launching #MakeAmericaGayAgain for Pride.

Raul Torrez won the Democratic nomination for Bernalillo County District Attorney.

Republicans feel "fear and loathing" for Trump.

Mishandled sexual assault cases are at epidemic proportions in NY schools.

V.25 No.14 | 04/07/2016
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Event Horizon


Saturday, Apr 16: Like an Animal: The Grazing and Sex Tour

By Megan Reneau [ Thu Apr 14 2016 12:00 PM ]
Resident experts divulge the details of the curious romantic rituals and strategies of animals. Price includes cocktails and appetizers.
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V.25 No.6 | 02/11/2016


The Daily Word in the black hole of Wikipedia

By Renee Chavez [ Wed Feb 17 2016 12:05 PM ]
The Daily Word

Following World War I was The Great Emu War of 1932.

Here is a list of sexually active popes throughout history.

I LOVE to make lists. So a List of Lists of Lists is just a thing of beauty.

George W. Bush had special little nicknames for just about everybody.

All praise the Yeti.

You just wish you could claim to be part of the Ministry of All the Talents.

Gonna name my firstborn child Noctcaelador.

The classification of demons is not just a list of your exes.

Bonus video: In case you still (post-Grammys) don't know who the Alabama Shakes are.

The Daily Word in Fantasy, Romance and Mite Orgies

By Joshua Lee [ Sun Feb 14 2016 8:03 AM ]
The Daily Word

It's Velen-Times! Use this quiz to find out which of your sexual fantasies are shared by your mate. Don't worry. Only matching perversions show up in the results. Your secret "Bernie on a jet ski" dream will never get out.

EPFL scientists have developed a robot arm that is strong enough to pick up heavy objects, but sensitive enough to pick up an egg. Sexbot wars, engage!

If you can't figure out how to make your partner dump you in 10 seconds flat, call a taxi and cross your fingers that ABQ's Karaoke cab shows up (like gonorrhea, it appears when you least expect it).

Life-sized Star Wars sculptures made entirely from Legos are making an appearance at the New York Toy Fair. (Editor's note: Insert virgin nerd joke here).

How's this for romance? Mites are having sex on your face right now. I think that counts as an orgy. High five!

Want to make your partner feel like an under-achiever? Tell them about the man who cycled from India to Sweden to be with his sweetheart. (Don't mention that if it hadn't worked out, this whole thing would have been about the world's creepiest stalker, instead).

If you miss tonight's love fest at the aquarium, you can still catch up on all the sexy underwater happenings in the marine world with this intensely erotic look at fish sex.

Are you a hopeless un-romantic who hates this ridiculous holiday? Well you're not alone. Read this op-ed by self-proclaimed "Valentine's Day Grinch", Winthrope Quigley of the ABQ Journal.

V.24 No.45 | 11/05/2015

The Daily Word in Republicans, bad sex, and space death

By Cerridwen Stucky [ Wed Nov 11 2015 11:52 AM ]
The Daily Word

Last night's GOP debate is calm and mature... Relatively.

The people at BuzzFeed share with us their lousy sex experience.

Albuquerque honors its veterans- with free stuff!

Yet another “Beauty Through the Decades” video, but this one takes the romantic filter off of the past to show what women were really doing.

A planet far far away causes scientists to rethink the way they see planetary orbit.

Ancient English tree rejects gender binary.

Space is terrifying. Death is around every corner, and these astronauts have faced it head on.

Here's a page thats full of people gushing about Fallout 4. If that interests you.

V.24 No.42 | 10/15/2015
Goddess Ink

Event Horizon

Books are Sexy

Friday, Oct 23: Burlesque, Yoga, Sex and Love Book Launch

By Devin D. O'Leary [ Wed Oct 21 2015 11:30 AM ]
Join local award-winning author Dr. Anne Key for the launch of her second memoir with a book signing and live burlesque.
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The Daily Word in lube, aliens, and J-Law

By Megan Reneau [ Thu Oct 15 2015 12:13 PM ]
The Daily Word

Who cares about women? People who wear pink and don’t wear bras, obviously. Cue eyeroll.

What are smart people afraid of? Not spiders.

Walmart continually makes this beautiful mistake.

Does “Pinktober” piss you off? Well, grab your stress ball because it’s gotten worse.

Yas, Jennifer Lawrence, YAS!


Neon Indian’s new album is released tomorrow, but you can totes listen today if you want to (you know you do).

Sometimes we have to talk to the police when we have weed on us. This is not an ideal situation, so memorize these things so you don’t have a panic attack and get shot.

Santa Fe is hosting a chile drop for NYE?!

V.24 No.20 | 5/14/2015
Robert Maestas

News Bite

Sex and Suds

Beer & Bands for Better Sex Ed

By M. Brianna Stallings
Planned Parenthood joins forces with the craft beer scene to promote better sexual education in New Mexico.
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Zachary Gallegos

Feature Interview

Mars Ain’t the Kind of Place to Raise Your Kids

Part two of our interview with prospective Martian Zachary Gallegos

By Courtney Foster
New Mexico’s own prospective Martian, Zachary Gallegos, talks about his fears, his inspirations and, of course, sex in space.
V.24 No.6 | 2/5/2015

Alibi Sex Survey

The Alibi’s 3rd Annual Sex Survey

Our readers open up

By Titus Titanoboa, Ms. Angela and Joan Fariña

Sensual Stats

Our writers get down and dirty with your responses.
"Warning Sex in progress Do not disturb" by Nevit - Own work. Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons

Sex Survey

Sex Survey Basics

The numbers don’t lie

By Alibi Readers

Welcome to the survey

Gender? Orientation? Age? Number of partners? Anal? All is revealed in our 3rd annual Sex Survey!

Aural Fixation

Sealed with a Kiss

By August March
August March examines four love songs performed by Madonna, Clyde McPhatter, Genesis and Joni Mitchell that are perpetually in rotation at the Weekly Alibi headquarters.
V.24 No.2 | 1/8/2015
Now that’s what I call sexy.

Film Review


German sex comedy proves your body is a wonderland—an icky, smelly, disease-infested wonderland

By Devin D. O’Leary
Raunchy German sex comedy Wetlands proves your body is a wonderland—an icky, smelly, disease-infested wonderland.
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